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hai /jp/ this is my first time writin and i figured since you guys like touhou i should post it here! r&r! :D

the sky was dark and black and thundery as lightning clouds ran overhead.

'its another bad day i guess' Said alice margaroid as she plaid with her dolls. it was never good weather in gensockyo ne more and it always rained and stormed over her house. maybe that celesyal girl tenshe didnt like her. actually that wouldnt be a surprise becuz noone liked alice.

>> No.5800835

everyone was mean 2 alice because she was goffik. goth used to be cool in gensokyo but no-one wanted it nemore so all the goffik people got pichuund. alice locked the door so noone could get in to shoot her but now she was all alone.

she changed out of her dress and wore a white shirt and blue jeans (A/N donut this is 4 you!!!! ^w^) and cried some. shanghai had left her sayin that she was too ugly unlike that cheerleader raymoo but alice knew that reimu was a skank who just kared about lookin good. hourai was dead because she hung herself so alice made another one but she hung herself as well.

'it isnt fair' Said alice, 'why does noone like me? i diddnt do anythin wrong just becuz i like kewl bands frum outside the border doesnt meant im a bad person!!' She slit her wrists but she didnt die becuz she was yohky.

'Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal, fear is how i fall, confusing what is real' She sang with her perfect voice soundin like Chester Bennington xcept wiff a girls voice (A/N I dont own linkin park but i wish i did :3)

then there was a knock on the door and alice answered it

>> No.5800842

I can't wait until Cornelia gets a hold of this.

>> No.5800845

Quick, purge this nightmare before the spambot reaches it!

>> No.5800847

Please die and take your copypasta with you.

>> No.5800862

Delete this shit.

>> No.5800863
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5800863

I can't find any words to describe my feelings toward Japan right now.

>> No.5800869

You're monogatari is so sugoï ^_^

>> No.5800870

'Theres something inside me that pulls beneath the surface' Said the girl at the door and alyce gapsed it was a beautiful girl in a long black dress wif black frills and rings on her fingers she wore black thighhighs for an awesum Zettie Reeouiki look and had dark black eyeshadow. her horns had black ribbons in them and she had lots of foundation on.

'omg you like linkin park too?!?!!?1' alic squeeled and glomped suuika. noone else had thought her music was cool except for hina and orin but they were both dead now. 'come in and ill make you some root beer, my names alise murgatroyd by the way'

'im suika ibuki, from the hakuray shrine' said siuka as she laughed tragically. allice gave her root beer and also some mariwana from her fridge

'the hakuray shrine? u mean where that prep raymu lives?'

'yeah after i tryd to start a party to get some friends together she beat me up because she thought my music was emo'

'really? thats so sad to hear' ailce said, crying a single tear but her eyeshadow didnt run because it was magical.

'its okay i killed her before i came here'

'yay' alice cried tears of joy because nobody liked reimu because she looked like a zombie. they smoked lots of pot and sung more linkin park songs and slit their wrists a lot because the pain felt good.

then there was a knock on the door and alice screamed.

>> No.5800887

'ur pretty kewl too' said skuia and hugged back, 'you have a gr8 voice and your so pretty!'

'that isnt a good thing though, everyone is so jelous of me just because i have the flattest chest in gensokyo and they all have big boobs! why did zun make me so beautiful?! its a curse! a cures!' alice said sadly as she started slitting her rists again.

'noo dont do it! ur awesome and cool and I LOVE U!!!!!' suaik screamed emotionally. alice stopped and gaspd.

'really?'

'really'

'...really?!'

'REALLY! i can see past all ur delicious dfc and see the real you! im not jealous, alice! your cool and everyone else iz a prep for thinking thats not true!'

>> No.5800888

>>5800863
Cornelia knows exactly who's to blame for this bullshit.

Good girl~

>> No.5800885

'Omg dont open the door!!!! there could be a prep here to kill us!!' aliec shouted because people had come to her hous before to kill her so she never opened it when someone nocked

'its okay, ill protect you' said sukia as she ran to the door and charged it with her horns, there was a big smash as suik abroke through and stabbed the prep on the other side in the heart and the face!

'noooo you emos will pay one day!" says pachouli as she died. she worked for remillia scarlet who used to be the coolest goth in gensoky obut she sold out and became a prep. everyone knew this was all thanks to the moreya shrine who everyone else though was so cool but alcie knew was just plain ugly. they all wanted people to be the same when she knew it didnt matter if you were beautiful and you just needed to look inside people rather than looks.

'thats what you get you stupid prep, i do that do people who give bad reviews as well (A/N flamers this is for u!!! >:<)' suika said as she pushed patchuoli and made her expload in a big pichuun. she opened the door and locked it so noone could get in because alice had given her a key

'Omg! that was so awesome!' aliec said as she glomped suiak again (there was no blood on her because her clothes were magic too). 'you are the coolestest goth i ever met!'

>> No.5800897

I hope you're trolling OP

>> No.5800898

'omg suika ur the first person to say that1 ive never met anyone who understood me like that! i love you 2!' alice said and hugged sauik. suddenly the two of them felt hot and warm so they started taking clothes off

'ive never done it before' said alice.

'its okay, reimu raped me lots of times so i know what im doing' said suika.

suika got on top of Alice and rubbed her precious thing against alices precious thing. she tried to fondle alices breasts but she had none so she just kissed her. alice felt hot and cold at the same time and it was the most amazing feeling, even more amazing than the pot.

'oh! ohh! oooh!' alice cried, feeling wonderful. suika starting rubbing their precious things together harder and both of them felt awesome. then they finished and got changed before killing all the preps and bringing orin and hina back to life and living happily ever after.

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>Air 58%

etc

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5800910

MORE OP.

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5800912

One....

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>>5800912
TWO!

>> No.5800925

So somebody has been pushed to their limits

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