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What /are/ you doing to that fan?

>> No.579636

>>579632
Would it feel good if I put my dick in a fan?

>> No.579639
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>>579636

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>>579632

>> No.579648
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>>579632
She needs a real penis. Now.

>> No.579649

GODDAMMIT YUKARI, I'M HARD NOW.

>> No.579653

>>579636
There was a mod for something like that...

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>>579648
Woops

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>> No.579660

Being naked feels gr8

>> No.579664
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>>579653
So like a fan driven onahole?

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579667

CAST OFF

>> No.579674

>>579667
what

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>> No.579682
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Something like this... only with a fan.

>> No.579685

>>579682
MY OWN VAGINA!

>> No.579687

>>579685
NOW I'LL STILL BE A VIRGIN!

>> No.579692

>>579687
HOORAY!

>> No.579698
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579698

Found it

>> No.579702

>>579698

jesus christ

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>>579698

>> No.579709

>>579698

I hope there is no way this can go wrong.

>> No.579710

>>579698
Nice how the translation doesn't translate the "Use plenty of lotion" part.

>> No.579712

>>579709
You mean like twisting your dick off?

>> No.579713

>>579698
lol fake translation

>> No.579714

>>579698
Wait a minute. How do you keep this thing from twisting your dick off?

>> No.579717

>>579698
4Chan, normally the ideas you present me with are just sick. This time, however, I will test this just on the basis that it seems absurd enough.

>> No.579719

>>579698

I used to stick my tongue into fans, and even I don't think that is such a good idea.

... I might try it anyway, though.

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>>579698

THANK GOD I GOT THIS SURGERY

>> No.579726

>>579714
Its bubblewrap and tape... not exactly steel and cement.

>> No.579730

>>579726

Wouldn't take much force...

>> No.579736

>>579698
Should also say, I am not responsible for any injuries to your penis. Please try at your own risk.

>> No.579744

>>579730
But I thought, American have big strong penis.

>> No.579748

You're all retarded. The fan motor has a safety gear on it so the blade stops at the slightest touch. It will not spin much more than a goddamn blade.

>> No.579753

A widespread research done by Dr. Gomez de Diego, director of the medical company Andromedical specialised in andrology, in 2001, took into consideration several studies by physicians of different nationalities. He concluded that the average erect penis size for adult men is 14 cm, confirming the aforementioned research carried out by Dr Eduardo Gomez de Diego. The studies of average erect penis length conducted on adult men worldwide included France 16 cm, Italy 16 cm, Mexico 15.9 cm, Germany 14.48 cm, Japan 13.0 cm, United States 12.9 cm, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cm, Brazil 12.4 cm, Greece 12.18 cm, India 10.2 cm and South Korea 9.6 cm.

>> No.579759

>Japan 13.0 cm, United States 12.9 cm
ROFL!

>> No.579761

In 2001 Schneider et al, tested Korean men whose age ranged from 18-19 and 40-68 and measured an erect length of 14.48 cm (about 6.4 inches) for the former and 6.0 cm (about 6.0 inches) for the latter (15.00±1.99 cm, 15.10±1.83 cm)

The older you are the smaller the penis.

>> No.579764

SPRING IS HERE!

>> No.579768

Penis sizes test can never be accurate.

>> No.579769

So Americans on 4chan you might have a penis of 15+ Cm but thats only because your young. The old guys in your country are killing your average penis size number.

>> No.579773

>>579769
you're

>> No.579775

>>579769
Japan has a higher proportion of old men but they still have a higher resulting average penis length.

>> No.579781

>>579769

GODDAMN OLD GUYS KILLING MY PENIS

>> No.579782

DAMN YOUR NUMBERS. We solve this the only way that is fair to all, we round up 10 people from each corresponding country. Get them errect, measure, photo, and average results. 18-28 age range.

>> No.579787

>>579782
Like I said, if you think eliminating the old Americans will push up the figures higher than the Japaneses you are wrong. If Japan which has a higher proportion of old people has a higher average value, then it would very certainly still beat USA if it's old men are eliminated from the sampling.

>> No.579790

>>579782
http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/global_penis_size_survey.shtml

>> No.579795

>>579790
>Korea (2*) 6.1 inches
* The second Korean result was kindly provided by a reader who says it comes from a study conducted on a college campus by The Korean Consumer Protection Board. (We're currently trying to track that study down.)

Talk about butthurt koreans

>> No.579801

Masturbating Fans and p0n0s size, another day in /jp/

>> No.579803

>>579795
At least Korean porn is (slightly) more appeasing than Japanese porn.

>> No.579815

>>579803
I'll never get the thing about japan loving small penises in porn... but the worst thing is not only are they small but usually not even stiff enough.

>> No.579816

And then back to Japanese Korean mudslinging

>> No.579818

>>579744

I was born in South East Asia.

>> No.579823

>>579818
Did that make your penis small?

>> No.579832

>>579823

I'm also half Macedonian.

>> No.579849

Half Native American
Half Polish
/thread

>> No.579902

>>579753
I don't see africa there

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