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Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:39:27 2010 No.5795343 [Reply] [Original]

What is like to have sex with Mystia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:39:27 2010 No.5795347 No one here has had sex with a night sparrow youkai We wouldn't know

>>	Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE Tue Jul 27 14:40:27 2010 No.5795356 It's never the same twice, because she's never prepared and always has to wing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:41:27 2010 No.5795376 >night-blind >Mystia offers to put on condom >actually a lamprey >videoed for new shock site

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:41:27 2010 No.5795364 >>5795356 You are the OP. I'm sure of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:42:31 2010 No.5795380 File: 119 KB, 3512x307, 1274599163966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uncle mugen did you forget your trip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:43:27 2010 No.5795391 >>5795347 But you can imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:43:27 2010 No.5795398 >>5795391 Not really no

Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE Tue Jul 27 14:46:27 2010 No.5795421
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>>5795364

Every attention-whoring fiber of my being resists attempts to post as Anon. It takes something special for that to actually happen.

This thread doesn't qualify.

Have some Misuchichi for your troubles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:47:27 2010 No.5795434 oh god this never get's old

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 14:52:27 2010 No.5795486 >What is like to have sex with Mystia? I wish I knew. I really do. Will some Anon invent something that approximates the feeling, the way they found the way to produce artificial Cirno's hymen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:10:27 2010 No.5795624 >>5795421 I never understood Mystia's appeal until I saw her drawn with that hat. Her normal clothes are awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:10:27 2010 No.5795627 I don't know. But I'm fapping to her alot regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:12:27 2010 No.5795634 cloaca

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:13:27 2010 No.5795637 File: 161 KB, 4952x534, 1278613062086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:13:27 2010 No.5795639 File: 316 KB, 1000x1000, f7a0c8b5c431f52f1aff1404982b292e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her wing flapping only makes my penis harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:13:27 2010 No.5795641 File: 116 KB, 3884x377, 1277363377564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] help us, japfucks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:14:27 2010 No.5795646 File: 122 KB, 2812x493, 1271085859889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please think of the chilrden!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:14:27 2010 No.5795652 >>5795646 ahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:16:27 2010 No.5795662 PROTIP:- Mystia eats human and sell their meat as 'Lamprey ell'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:18:27 2010 No.5795680 File: 257 KB, 800x950, cd1a7fe15b9bbb0e9224922d74fe3e36cbd21797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mystia! <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:19:19 2010 No.5795684 File: 78 KB, 3032x130, 1272805522759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes, please dress up immediately, you are sexier in your frilly dress.

>>	mugenjohncel !!lsNOT2DQXWT Tue Jul 27 15:20:27 2010 No.5795699 >>5795680 >>5795684 Wow!...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:22:27 2010 No.5795713 File: 284 KB, 750x750, 1266631902207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5795699 You like it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:24:27 2010 No.5795726 >>5795486 >Will some Anon invent something that approximates the feeling, the way they found the way to produce artificial Cirno's hymen? Go buy a precooked chicken and rape it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:28:27 2010 No.5795750 >>5795726 >rape it I'm pretty sure it will be consensual at that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:40:27 2010 No.5795837 I wonder where Mystia goes after she closes her food place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:41:27 2010 No.5795844 I don't even know what is like to have sex with normal women!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:44:27 2010 No.5795857 >>5795356 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 15:45:27 2010 No.5795869 File: 180 KB, 3664x598, 1274877319498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Totally cool. Congratulations and thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 16:03:27 2010 No.5796033 File: 47 KB, 161x218, DickInAFrozenTurkey.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5795726 Like this?

Kilga M. Aya~n !2BklmILFiE Tue Jul 27 16:17:27 2010 No.5796158
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>>5795624

Mystia's aesthetic problem is that her PoFV portrait was God-awful. At least she was kinda cute in IN. She's a fanart enigma for me; sometimes she's ugly, sometimes she's average, sometimes she's cute, sometimes she's hot. She really just flits all over the place, more so than most other Touhous. Her overall attractiveness is comparable to Patchouli's breast size.

The bandana does look a lot better on her than her normal hat, though, yeah.

>>5795662

If she sells the meat, what is she eating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 16:19:27 2010 No.5796184 >>5796033 w-why...

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Jul 27 16:19:27 2010 No.5796187 >>5795376 you'd have to have a really tiny dick for that to work. also be underwater.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 16:25:27 2010 No.5796289 >>5796158 Oh shut up, Mystia has the best hat in entire Touhou. It's the kimono that makes the difference. It was some stroke of genius to make her wear that. Makes you realize how noone in Gensokyo seems to use them (Yuyuko, Akyuu... that's it?).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 16:26:27 2010 No.5796295 >>5796184 To know what it is like to have sex with Mystia.

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