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Amazing. Can you believe she went AN ENTIRE YEAR without sex, /jp/?

How the fuck did she pull off such a feat?

>> No.5794299

Masturbation

>> No.5794307

For a woman, that's quite impressive actually.

>> No.5794309

She's a woman.

>> No.5794323
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>> No.5794324

>>5794307

>> No.5794327

>>5794299
Isn't that cheating?

>> No.5794331

she lied

>> No.5794349
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5794349

If mugen really had money he would finance the /jp/ VN developmen sttudio. nIstead all he does is churn out 3D tursd and gore fanart, mostly of himself, which he pretends are made by other people but he's really samefag.

>> No.5794350

Going without sex for a year warrants a novel these days?

Goddamn.

>> No.5794353

A man should write a book about going a year without masturbating.

>> No.5794371

>>5794363
>entire year
Life, that is.

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5794365

It's been almost like 16 buisness days since I got my email.

Still don't have it. I fucking LIVE in the adjacent province to wheer that Anonymous lives.

Fucking Canada Post.

>> No.5794364

>>5794353
A cat is fine too.

>> No.5794363

Slut. This implies she had sex once before the year and once after, probably with two different people. I'll go my entire year without sex. Nobody's going to want to read a novel about it, but at least I won't be a dirty normalfag.

>> No.5794373

>>5794350
This

>> No.5794376
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5794376

Fucking athens. He even accused me of being female once. He is afuckign hmoosexual right up there with ISM.

>> No.5794406

Goddamn normalfags.

>> No.5794415
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5794415

End of story.

>> No.5794434

>>5794376
Wait, is this bot grabbing some old posts in /jp/ or what?

>> No.5794444

She actually did everything EXCEPT penetration for a year.

It makes me frustrated when whores try to pass this off as some sort of feat. I haven't fapped for nearly 3 years but you don't see me writing a goddamn trilogy about it.

>> No.5794448

Fuck, if I did that too, we'd have 20 volumes by now.

>> No.5794449

>>5794444
What a fucking whore.

>> No.5794451

Typical self-important female.

>> No.5794453

...So? I've gone months without human contact(And I don't masturbate and never will or have). Also, possible stealth trolling.
>>5794349

Hilarious bot post.

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5794474

Fuck it's just a doll... sage!

>> No.5794471

>>5794453
>I don't masturbate and never will or have

Doc lobbed off your penis?

>> No.5794478

So you see the thing is that any of you culd have done the same thing, if you were capable of crafting a coherent sentence.

If you can do the above, why are you bitching about something else doing it instead of accomplishing something yourself?

Also, reported for not being fucking related.

>> No.5794483

>>5794471
It's probably [spiler]a girl[/spoiler], moron.

>> No.5794492

>>5794478
The only sentence that made sense was your last one.

>> No.5794496

>>5794478

This is worse than a bot post.

>> No.5794497
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5794497

But I come bearing a gift. A torrent for Sengoku Basara 3.

http://www.mediafire.com/?c5a1vcbpvjs3rqh

I'm going to continue playing this glorious game with Date.

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5794506

Unicef is still bugging these companies? How can I most successfully figth this anti-speech organization?

>> No.5794507

Fucking femanons.

>> No.5794508

>>5794496
Hey, the bot has pretty amazing posts
>>5794497
Just look at how nice he is.

>> No.5794510

brb, going to write one about 22 years of no sex

>> No.5794522

>>5794376
>ISM
I haven't heard of him since /n/ was shut down. How long ago was that again?

>> No.5794531

>>5794497
>Sengoku Basara 3 torrent

fucking bro

>> No.5794523

>Chastened

>One year without sex

Wait.... wut?

Last I checked chaste means no sex, ever. Or have normalfags fucked with the definition?

>> No.5794540

>>5794523

Normalfags have fucked (lol) the definition of everything.

>> No.5794543

I'm going to write a fucking epic.

>> No.5794544

1 year? she's got nothing on me

>> No.5794555

3DPD whores

>> No.5794558

>>5794522
/n/ was shut down? Again?

>> No.5794565
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5794565

Japanese Wolves are so diffreent than western ones.

>> No.5794569

>>5794558
The old /n/, when /n/ was still news.

>> No.5794629

>>5794497
A bot, making a post that honestly makes me happy? Fuck yeah.

>> No.5794638

The reviews on amazon are amazing. Some quotes:
>(as she enjoyed some playful banter with potential boyfriends like Dan, Jake, Quiet Guy, the Beau, N, Rafiq, and so on)
>Her willpower weakens when she spends time with sweet and sexy Jake, who has a girlfriend he refuses to break up with.

>> No.5795003

>>5794638
>who has a girlfriend he refuses to break up with

FUCK this makes me mad.

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>> No.5795167

>>5794565
I know it's a bot but, yeah, they're extinct.

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