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Snake, in China they say "You must cross the river before you tell the crocodile he has bad breath." Do you know what this means?

>> No.5788400

No. And I don't care.

>> No.5788431

>Snake
The name's Plissken.

>> No.5788435

Why is China so brown?

>> No.5788472

>>5788435

Sun

>> No.5788510
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5788510

SCARLET DEVIL'S CHEF, THE NAKED SNAKE

>> No.5788527

Paramedic I'm like 100 now

Stop messaging me

>> No.5788554

>>5788527

Para-Medic died a long time before Big Boss's final death.

Maybe she's communicating via The Sorrow?

>> No.5788573

They have crocodiles in china?

>> No.5788577

>>5788376

Hey Mei Ling, why do you sound so chinky for a girl born and raised in America on the PSX? At least they corrected that in Twin Snakes.

>> No.5788580

>>5788573

Nile crocodiles

>> No.5788636
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5788636

Snake, like Shakespeare said "Nought's had, all's spent, where our desire is got without content."

>> No.5788653

Confucious said:
'Man who put peanut butter on penis is FUCKING NUTS'

>> No.5788660
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5788660

Snake, have you ever heard the saying "Friendly counsel cuts off many foes"?

>> No.5788668
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5788668

This is Snake. I have infiltrated into Cirno.

>> No.5788731
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5788731

So...what's it taste like?

>> No.5788739

>>5788731
frog legs

>> No.5788745

>>5788376
You must make sure your escape route is clear so you will be able to run away after insulting something that will get mad and attack you

>> No.5788768

Great. Now I'm imagining China with Kuwashima's voice.

>> No.5788769

Needs Meiling/Solid Snake crossover

>> No.5788781
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>>5788768

>> No.5788803

Snake would make an awesome youkai.

>> No.5788812

>>5788803
Snake would follow the youkai who does the cutest butt wiggle.

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>>5788554
How many times did Big Boss die?

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