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5784628 No.5784628 [Reply] [Original]

Last time, Earth's grudge against Pluto. Intrasystem catfights are the best catfights.

>> No.5784673
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5784673

Pluto should stop being a rabble rouser.

Holy fuck, you are PUNY. You don't even have an elliptical orbit. Hell, your orbit is so fucking off you would usurp Neptune's position of #8... TWICE IN YOUR YEAR.

You know you're not a planet, Pluto. You know you're just a glorified asteroid. Just take the Dwarf Planet title with some dignity.

>> No.5784705

>>5784673

Fuck that noise, Terra. The only reason you pushed through my demotion is because I don't interact with any of the other planets gravitational fields.

IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LIGHT-SECONDS OUT FROM MY POSITION AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT, YOU SHIT. I'm out here holding the fucking line against nameless horrors from beyond the veil and you're running a fucking smear campaign.

Fuck you, Earth. Fuck you.

>> No.5784740

>>5784673
Wait, wouldn't that mean that they would crash eventually?

>> No.5784755
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5784755

How's that climate change treating you, Earthfags. Don't mind me, just chilling out in my dome on Io, watchin' the volcanoes.

>> No.5784759

>>5784740
This might surprise you, but space is big.

>> No.5784780
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>>5784705
>I'm out here holding the fucking line against nameless horrors
Oh, hi!

>> No.5784793

Get back to Yuggoth.

>> No.5784796

>>5784759
See the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars?

It ain't that big.

>> No.5784799

>>5784740

>implying Earth knows how to perform simple calculus

>> No.5784823
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>>5784796

The Kuiper Belt, on the other hand, is huge like xbox.

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>>5784780
>Look up Sedna on Wikipedia
>See "5 Population"
>SHIT A TON OF BRICKS
>It's just the number of other planetoids
>My face

>> No.5784888

>>5784833

You fail stellar cartography forever.

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