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Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:00:16 2010 No.5782610 [Reply] [Original]

How did you enter Scarlet Devil Mansion?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:02:16 2010 No.5782621 You know, there is a door that goes outside right over there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:03:16 2010 No.5782626 past the sleeping gateguard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:07:16 2010 No.5782646 >>5782610 I challenged the guard to a match, and beat her using the power of aikido

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:08:16 2010 No.5782650 What's that? Someone rename my town or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:09:16 2010 No.5782655 i'm not in a McDonald fast-food ? this suck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:33:16 2010 No.5782799 File: 476 KB, 700x668, 1ecb49ada6ba70571b8083092381bc4f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia let me in. We've been having an affair for quite some time now. I let her suck my blood and she lets me have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:37:16 2010 No.5782833 >>5782610 I followed that sexy blonde witch.

Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:37:16 2010 No.5782834
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Sakuya hired me as a butler.

Even though it's not saying much, I'm more useful than the army of fairies that are currently employed.

Occasionally, she stops time and rapes me in the supply closet.

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Jul 26 12:38:16 2010 No.5782837 Papa bear likes coming in the back door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:38:16 2010 No.5782845 >>5782834 Why do it in the supply closet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:40:16 2010 No.5782859 I'm Flandre's new 'toy', whatever that means....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:41:16 2010 No.5782873 >>5782845 There's a cot there, I get tied to it sometimes. Sometimes she gets so sadistic she lets time stop wear off, so this must be a just-in-case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:42:16 2010 No.5782883 >>5782859 Enjoy your slow and painful death. This ain't fanon anymore son.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:45:16 2010 No.5782914 >>5782873 The other night, I saw her draining her vagOOO into a wine glass, it was one of the most erotic things I had ever seen. She might have used that in the cake she made for Remilia because I didn't get raped for a whole week afterward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:49:16 2010 No.5782952 >>5782883 What? really? fuck, just after finally getting invigorated and energetic since that Mokou dude found me and fed me. what was that he gave me? "something elixir"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:53:16 2010 No.5782984 >>5782952 Enjoy an eternity of being torn apart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:54:16 2010 No.5782994 >>5782914 >I saw her draining her vagOOO into a wine glass >She might have used that in the cake she made for Remilia ZUN needs to make an health inspector youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:56:16 2010 No.5783023 I was invited in and they enjoyed my company

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:56:16 2010 No.5783026 >>5782952 He? he? he?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:57:16 2010 No.5783029 >>5782952 That was liver.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:58:16 2010 No.5783043 >>5783026 Though he had this extremely faggy hair, ribbons and everything. but the way he dressed, stood and acted made him seem like a dude. was I wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 12:59:16 2010 No.5783053 >>5782610 Patchy looks like a granny in this picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:01:16 2010 No.5783067 I'm your incubus. You summoned me because normal men couldn't keep up with the libido of you and every other girl in the mansion. When do I start working?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:02:16 2010 No.5783074 File: 233 KB, 605x1000, 43d7978fa8f1ef3d58a1151a459acb32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5783043 well, you see..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:04:16 2010 No.5783090 >>5783043 Don't worry, anonymous. I'm pretty sure a lot of us thought that at the start. At least the ones that played the games first.

Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:06:16 2010 No.5783111

I think someone really wants me to die, because I just woke up one day in here and every time I try to escape a rip in space appears and I'm inside the mansion again. I've learned how to leave here for a few weeks by eating vermin and trash, but one day I went into a bathroom and looked in the mirror and now I'm starting to think it's not worth it anymore. Show me some mercy, will you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:07:16 2010 No.5783118 File: 74 KB, 450x600, 1277575973607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5782834 >>5782873 >Sakuya >Sadistic No >>5782883 >slow and painful death >Implying it wouldn't be near instant >Roleplaying your fantasies >General faggotry >Greentext

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:08:16 2010 No.5783121 >>5783090 >played the games first. Touhou games, guy? what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:08:16 2010 No.5783127 Damn it, Patchouli, you KNOW I'm the chef. I made that goddamn pie you're eating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:10:16 2010 No.5783147 >>5783118 Sakuya is a canon sadist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 26 13:11:16 2010 No.5783157 File: 170 KB, 496x600, cool-story-bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5783147 I don't remember anything like that Prove it

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