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Belphegor would be the best waifu. You wouldn't have to take her on dates or anything, she'd just want to sit around and be lazy with you. It would be super romantic.

>> No.5779028

She's already mai waifu and you can't have her.

>> No.5779069

>>5779028
I'll just have to seduce her away from you by being EVEN LAZIER!

>> No.5779077
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5779077

but Luci-nee is better!

>> No.5779082

Mammon is the best Umineko.

>> No.5779095

lol Used furniture.

>> No.5779100

>>5779077
Eh, maybe for a fuck, but she's too high maintenance. You'd have to be alpha as fuck in order to maintain a relationship with her.

>>5779082
Mammon would just steal all your money. Plus she's a lesbian or something.

>> No.5779105

You got it all wrong, OP. Belphegor works hard so YOU can be lazy, but she isn't lazy herself.

>> No.5779145

>>5779105
I know, but on her time off she'd be fine with just lazing around with you instead of making you take her out or something.

>> No.5779155

>>5779145
Hm, maybe.

>> No.5779233

>>5779155
Cmon, she'd sit in bed with you and cuddle while you browse /jp/ on your laptop. How could that NOT be the best?

>> No.5781231

... I never thought of Belphegor in this light before. Plus she's unused to affection, according to TIPS. Sounds very moe.

>> No.5781261

Leviathan is the best.

>> No.5781286

She'd drag you out on dates and pay for everything...pretty much you'd be the bitch in the relationship, but Belphe has a cute ponytail anyway so I guess that's fine.

>> No.5781288

>>5781261

Only if you're yandere.

>> No.5781295

>>5779018
Why is she the most popular sister?I think jealousy-tan should be the most liked.

>> No.5781299

>>5781286

Bernfag, how would you rank the 1-6 of Umineko?

>> No.5781304

She wouldn't be happy with you consummating your relationship, since it takes effort. She'd keep working you until you had no urge to move at all.

>> No.5781309

Maria would be the best waifu.
You could cheat on and abuse her however much you wanted and say 'the bad wizard with the same face as me did it'.

>> No.5781310

>>5781288
Which i am.(Pain makes you feel alive)

>> No.5781321

>>5781304

Just imagine.
She'll walk in on you masturbating, turn red for a moment, and then go
"You know, you really don't need to go through all that effort... I mean, I could do it for you instead..."

>> No.5781327

>>5781309
Until you hurt her "friends" then you get murdered over and over.

>> No.5781334

>>5781321

Oh wow, that sounds cute.

>> No.5781338

<Made in USA>

>> No.5781343

Surprised there's no mention of Asmodeus yet.

I mean, she doesn't know anything about sex but is highly curious, is the youngest, and has twintails.

She's almost up there with Belphegor.

>> No.5781345

>>5779018

Has he drawn more Belphegor? I love that dude's art.

>> No.5781347

>>5781299

This has nothing to do with a Stakes discussion.

3>4=6>5>2>1...I'm not good with this and liked them all alot.

Oh, I still think that even though Belphe would be best waifu-material, Luci is still the cutest.

>> No.5781351

>>5781347

I was just curious. I'd go 6 > 4 = 5 > 3 > 2 > 1.

>> No.5781376

I like Lucifer best out of the stakes

>> No.5781434

Belphegore [Best wife]

Lucifer [Best waifu]

Satan [Moest]

>> No.5781457

>>5781434
Levi [Best wife]

Mammon [Best waifu]

Satan [Moest]

>> No.5781537 [DELETED] 

wife? maintenance? relationship? love?
they are just furniture, to be used and abused by their owner- YOU

>> No.5781557

>>5781537

Why would you abuse your servants. That seems so very mean.

>> No.5781571

>>5781537
Actually they are stakes used for.....actually what are stakes used for?

>> No.5781575

>>5781571
Human sacrifice. And as paperweights.

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>>5781557

I agree, Bernfag. I'm a tender and loving person, I would treat my servants with the utmost of care and love. Nothing less.

>> No.5781599

>>5781593

That's kind of ironic that I would treat my servants nicely yet I would want to be abused by a cruel mistress.

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>>5781599
Typical M

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>>5781599

Irony is one thng I like, Bernfag. I wonder if your mistress has ever spoken of me before? I'd be flattered if so.

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