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5769737 No.5769737 [Reply] [Original]

You find this horrible mangy cat on the side of the road. Do you put it out of its misery, or do you let it sit there to die?

>> No.5769748

i let it sleep in my bed while i sleep on the couch

>> No.5769751

This premise is impossible
I don't leave my house

>> No.5769747

I make a shitty thread on /jp/ about it.

>> No.5769764

I develop incurable autism.

>> No.5769767

>>5769737

I'd take her in and love and care for her!

>> No.5769791

A cat is fine too

>> No.5769792

I kick it across the road.

>> No.5769806

take the dress, give it a blanket

>> No.5769809
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5769809

There is only one proper course of action.
Pic related.

>> No.5769880

Get a sledgehammer.

>> No.5770189

i gasp, because it's not actually a cat, but bernkastel with cat ears. i take her home.

>> No.5770211
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5770211

>horrible mangy cat


I'm sorry, what? You can't be serious.

>> No.5770230

I'd take her home and fuck her good. Damn Bern is sexy.

>> No.5770240

I nurse it back to health, turn it into the subject of my art, and die from being a impoverished artist, leaving behind a final letter for my lover back home whom I left behind to pursue my dreams. I will task my friend to deliver this letter before expiring, ultimately sending my only friend to his noble, but bittersweet death at the end of the journey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2mH7wFiaKo

>> No.5770250

As much as I enjoy seeing all the Bern appreciation here...stay away from her.

>> No.5770272

Feed her some bread soaked in antifreeze.

>> No.5770285

>>5770250
Why? You can't have her to yourself.

>> No.5770289

>>5770250

Gladly. I'd rather have Erika.

>> No.5770307

>>5770285

The hell I can't. She's my mistress and mine alone.

>> No.5770702
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5770702

>>5770211
>>5770250
Make up your mind.

Also 210ten draws the best Bern, doesn't he?

>> No.5770725

>>5770307
I'm sure she begs to differ.

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5770769

>>5770702
I'm not really sure what the deal is with this pic though...

>> No.5771621

>>5770702

Yes, his Bern is excellent. I want to see him draw Erika.

>> No.5771633

>Do you put it out of its misery
This, for a certain version of "put it out of its misery". And by that I mean "take it home and raise it lovingly."

>> No.5771634

>>5769737
Great, you made me remember what I dream last night.

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