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Recall EP1~4, do you think you can win against Beatrice if you take Battler's place? If so, which EP particularly are you most confident with?

>> No.5763101

EP1, get on the island and tell everyone to fucking stay together once Typhoon hits, or else I'mma go Winchester on everyone's ass

>> No.5763112

I'd just basically cunt punt Beatrice.

Let's see her Golden Magic deal with that.

>> No.5763120

I'm in pre law, so I'd pretty much grill her for definitions on everything.

WHAT DOES DEAD MEAN

And boom goes the dynamite.

>> No.5763127

>>5763094
Well...I do still have a theory that goes with ShKannon one, regarding EP2...but I don't think I can beat Beatrice...without raping her first!
DEM 1000Y.O. BOOBS!

>> No.5763128

None. I'd be a hysterical pile of pathetic tears and blubber by half od EP1

>> No.5763131

I can win anything.

>> No.5763138

She's not particularly ingenious, all you'd have to do is clarify definitions.

Once you establish that a person can die without being killed you'd be able to easily solve everything.

>> No.5763140

Probably no.

It's easy for us to talk there because we have all the time of the world and many people, while Battler is alone, have little time for a counter-argument and has to see his family getting massacred every time.

>> No.5763142

>>5763131

But can you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>> No.5763143

>>5763101
>EP1, get on the island and shoot everybody in the wrong order and without the symbolism.

>> No.5763146

I'd win easily. You can see the answer is clearly Krausstrice right from Episode 1.

>> No.5763158

>>5763148
Leave my Ojou-sama out of this!

>> No.5763156
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>>5763143
QUIT COPYING MY IDEA!

>> No.5763152

ep 2 easiest, red text everywhere

>> No.5763148

Episode 1. I'll just go along with Kanon's when he's 'dying' to prevent any funny business.

Then probably get killed by Nanjo and jessica.

>> No.5763167

EP4 - Blue Words: "Witches don't exist"
Red Words:
>>>/rs/"Bitches,_however,_do"

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>>5763167
You forgot about whores, mate

>> No.5763200

>>5763180
My bad, thanks bro
>>>/rs/"Bitches_and_Whores_exist"

>> No.5763204

>>5763094
I would win with the power of the green text.
>implying you're a witch and not shkanon.

>> No.5763214

I couldn't solve the mystery myself by the end of 4 while reading it, so no.

>> No.5763225

>>5763214
...has anyone?

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>>5763204
See, Battleeer! Despite that brave young man's efforts, I just killed him and Jessica with magic!
>implying magic exists
>implying you're not Kanon
>implying you didn't use a knife to kill Jessica
>implying Jessica's straight

>> No.5763240

No. I'd probably cry like Battler in the end.

>> No.5763253

Im like super smart so I could solve R07's dumb game no prob

>> No.5763292

first thing I'd like her to confirm in red in ep2 would be "I'm not the culprit" second thing would be "Kanon is not involved in any of the murder in ep1"

honestly, shkanon is not hard to figure out at all. I just thought the story must be more than that.

>> No.5763302
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5763302

No...I'd send this guy in instead
handshake, Beatrice?

>> No.5763323

See Shannon, later see Kanon, then just say: "Dude, why is the maid crossdressing and acting like a cool guy, is she crazy or something?"
There, Umineko solved.

>> No.5763329

>>5763302
"High Five, Bern!"

>> No.5763344

>>5763225
I think most people could see the answer (ShKanon), they just didn't want to focus on this theory because it sounded too stupid too be true.

Umineko is a mystery where the mystery isn't hard to find, it's just too stupid to believe.

>> No.5763368

>>5763323
It's sorta like Ranma 1/2, if you've ever seen it. Everyone in that series could have had their cursed cured seconds after getting the initial curse, but are too stupid to realize it.

Likewise, Umineko has the irritating trait of FORCIBLY making everyone pants on head retarded.

Well that or Jessica and George are gigantic assholes.

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>> No.5763470

>>5763434
>implying you aren't
>>5762684

>> No.5763530

>>5763138
she'll will refuse to answer

>> No.5763658
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5763658

Deep.

>> No.5764127

>>5763658

That's not evidence. Genji can do the same thing.

>> No.5764138

I would have never left for the island in the first place.

I got too much shit to do as is.

>> No.5764156

YES
Battler's an idiot.
Not to mention, the game is easy. You have no obligations to find the who or the why. Just the how, and even then, just BARELY the how.

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