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>> No.5762715

Prostitutes.

>> No.5762710

But I sure am fucking an ugly one.

>> No.5762717
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5762717

I'm ok with this

Touhou hijack.

>> No.5762722

>>5762715

I doubt there'S that much japanese prostitutes. Filipinos and stuff are more common here.

>> No.5762728

>>5762722
there are in japan.

>> No.5762735

I hate gooks
I hate 3D
I'm okay with this
Troll harder nigger

>> No.5762737

>>5762722
Oh please, you can get any race you want, as far as prostitution goes. And if you really want a jap you can travel to japan and get loads of them

>> No.5762739

>>5762728

/jp/ hates Japan and would never go there though.

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>> No.5762742

>>5762706
>implying I didn't fuck your mom, my son.

>> No.5762743

you can't fuck something that doesn't exist

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>> No.5762753

>>5762706
Thank god, I like German women better.

>> No.5762750

>>5762743
Beat me to it.

>> No.5762765
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Me on the left.

>> No.5762768

>>5762742
>implying your tiny minuscule dick can satisfy a woman.

>> No.5762769

>>5762722
>>5762739
I'm sure at least 1/3 on /jp/ have been to Japan at least once.

Anyway, my time there was a nightmare. I got an ugly fat girl as a "joke" by the owners whom I only allowed to give me a blowjob.

Then afterward I was offered a more beautiful girl and I wasn't able to enjoy it as much as I'd liked, thanks to the previous horror.

>> No.5762770

>>5762715
my friend's Japanese exchange student was prostituing when she was 14 or something. im not even kidding.

>> No.5762776

Japan is a horrible country.

>> No.5762777

>>5762742
>Mon visage when you thought 2 inches was big

>> No.5762783

>>5762769
Did you make a comic about it?
I think I remember that one...

>> No.5762780

>>5762770
tell us more

>>5762765
by the way, if you ever do this - a tip
do not lean your head down like the man in this picture is doing, let the woman raise her hands to your cigar's position

>> No.5762785

No one here cares, we only like 2D.

>> No.5762787

I was okay, then I noticed the font and became scared

>> No.5762789

>>5762780
>do not lean your head down like the man in this picture is doing, let the woman raise her hands to your cigar's position

Why?

>> No.5762790

>>5762756
Moar like this?

>> No.5762791

>beautiful
>Japanese
Pick one.

>> No.5762798

>>5762792

I pick cultured european girl

>> No.5762792

Japanese girl vs. USA girl

Pick your poison.

>> No.5762797

I already knew that, feels fucking awful man.

>> No.5762801

>>5762783
Yes, I remember that comic as well. I didn't make it, though.
It was a very similar experience to mine. If I remember correctly, though, the anon who made that comic never got to fuck one of the beautiful girls and was instead completely made a joke out of. I at the least got to much a solid 9.
I tried finding it on the archive, but I can't remember how it was posted anymore

>> No.5762813

>>5762801
Well, it's happened to at least two guys on /jp/.
So I know not to bother with hookers.

>> No.5762809

>>5762789
You shame yourself by doing this.

>> No.5762812

Sex is the best, and it is also the key to happiness. Trust me on this one, once you lose your virginity, everything will simply glide into your hands afterwards.

After I lost my virginity, I became rich, and I also had a bunch of virgins falling for me all the time. Not to mention, when I come back to my mansion, I get video games and figurines sent to me all the time.

>> No.5762821

>>5762812

Wow, this one is bitter.

>> No.5762829

>>5762813
Seriously, don't bother with "prostitutes"
You'll only be scammed by their pimps

You're better off going to a club or genuinely trying to find a girlfriend.

>> No.5762828

>>5762780
she was like 19, not so cute. my friend was 18 at that time and he was talking to her in his room. and suddenly, she mentioned about her past. my friend asked her if her parents knew about it, and she answered "yes definitively. but they didin't care about it."
dark side of Japan is dark.
>>5762812
>video games
go to /v/ and never come back

>> No.5762838

>>5762829
>trying to find a girlfriend.

I really, really don't want a girlfriend though I do want to have sex.

>> No.5762841

>>5762812
sex is a natural thing that was built into our DNA to do such things.
problem?

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