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Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:18:45 2010 No.5758585 [Reply] [Original]

Okay, baby's first Onahole thread.

I've decided to try one of these out in an attempt to spice up my sex life, which has been pretty dull lately.

What do you recommend for a starting Onahole (preferably something cheap just for me to try it out)? What tips do you have for lengthening their lifespans? How exactly do you clean them? Everything but the flip hole seems like it'd be a pain in the ass to clean out.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 24 00:19:45 2010 No.5758589 >attempt to spice up my sex life, which has been pretty dull lately. you're not fooling anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:21:45 2010 No.5758608 >>5758589 Thatsthejoke.php

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:24:45 2010 No.5758624

They're very easy to clean. Run it under a faucet and jam your finger down there and rub it around/flush it out until you don't feel anything slimy. Shake the water out, wrap it in some paper towels, leave it somewhere for next time. Don't try to turn it inside out, don't use oily lube.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 24 00:25:45 2010 No.5758626 Get a tenga. They are 12$ and marketed as disposable, one time use. But they can easily be made to be used infinitely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:25:45 2010 No.5758628 You don't even need soap btw. Mine smells fine after many uses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:27:45 2010 No.5758636 That miku onahole ripped on me on my first use. I hope others are of higher quality or I might just get a fleshlight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:28:45 2010 No.5758649 File: 12 KB, 190x274, peoples eyebrow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:29:45 2010 No.5758651 File: 40 KB, 556x762, reaction-face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >baby's first Onahole thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:30:45 2010 No.5758659 >>5758636 My 7 tore a little around the edges after a while but it's nothing fatal. Whatever brand that is seems ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:31:45 2010 No.5758662 >>5758651 >>5758608 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:31:45 2010 No.5758666 What sites sell them for cheap without assraping in shipping?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 24 00:33:45 2010 No.5758681 >>5758666 amazon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:43:45 2010 No.5758736 File: 73 KB, 380x264, 1255674498128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5758681

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:45:45 2010 No.5758752 >>5758666 http://www.drugstore.com/templates/brand/default.asp?brand=61467&trx=SEARCH-BNAV-0-BSTORE&tr xp2=61467 If you want Tenga stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:46:45 2010 No.5758764 I'd reccomend a Boku no Onapet or a Tokyo Meiki Don't buy Tengas Onacups just aren't that good

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 24 00:46:45 2010 No.5758759 File: 31 KB, 826x691, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5758736

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:47:45 2010 No.5758771 >>5758752 >$80 with those prices you might as well just get ripped on shipping

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Sat Jul 24 00:48:45 2010 No.5758783 File: 269 KB, 424x598, reported.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >baby's first Onahole OK, THAT'S fucking creepy. You call yourself "baby"? shudder

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 24 00:48:45 2010 No.5758785 File: 7 KB, 422x158, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5758752 Who's this guy fooling?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:49:45 2010 No.5758788 >>5758771 Flipholes are generally in that price range.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:51:45 2010 No.5758807 >>5758783 But I am a baby. A Manbaby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:52:45 2010 No.5758812 >>5758785 He's a verified reviewer, man. You gotta trust him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:57:45 2010 No.5758844 dont cum inside

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:02:45 2010 No.5758869

>>5758764
Meiki is fucking expensive. http://en-nls.com/pict1-14009-9999
I found no Onapet on en-nls. Any other link?

Compared to expensive Meiki like that how about cheap ones like http://en-nls.com/pict1-2551-1111 and http://en-nls.com/pict1-12575-12001011

They got 50+ reviews and the score are as good as Meiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:05:45 2010 No.5758885 >>5758869 I was talking about this http://en-nls.com/pict1-1064-9999 And this http://en-nls.com/pict1-2551-1111 Don't know about that Smart one but bokuona is very good for it's cheap price Go for it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:05:45 2010 No.5758887 >>5758788 >4,750 http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-18985-9999 around $55

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:07:45 2010 No.5758896 >>5758844 Why not?

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:08:45 2010 No.5758913

I always wanted this.
http://en-nls.com/pict1-19816-1111

I heard it has low durability/breaks easily from the reviews. It's going to be exhilarating using that, like trying to break anal virginity of a sweet loli. You have to be gentle as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:11:45 2010 No.5758927 How do I convince my mom to buy me this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:12:45 2010 No.5758935 File: 24 KB, 332x340, 1244749448230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >spice up my sex life he calls fapping everynight sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:13:45 2010 No.5758941 >>5758927 with rape

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:14:45 2010 No.5758947 I got an R-20. I ended up melting it, but I still like it. Hasn't torn or anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:15:45 2010 No.5758960 >>5758947 >melting Did you microwave it or something? Also I have a R-20 as well. And three others.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:16:45 2010 No.5758964 2nd'd op sex is not all it' cracked out to be

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:19:45 2010 No.5758983 >>5758960 Heating blanket.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:26:45 2010 No.5759044 >>5758983 You're not that oneguythataskedforadviceandgotfrozenonaholeandpiercingcirnoshymen are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:29:45 2010 No.5759064 >>5758913 >It's going to be exhilarating using that, like trying to break anal virginity of a sweet loli ill take 20

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:30:45 2010 No.5759070 >>5759044 I think I was told to put it in the freezer, and then the thread turned to that topic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:32:45 2010 No.5759088 Your gaijin penis will rip it if it's a smaller model.

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Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:34:45 2010 No.5759113
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Instructions on making a Cirno onaho.
"Now you too can enjoy the pleasure of taking Cirno's virginity time and time again!"

Necessities:
* A Pringles (or similarly sized) tube.
* Foam rubber.
* A freezer.

Construction:
1. Clean the tube.
2. Cut the foam rubber so that it has the length of the tube.
3. Role the foam rubber until it fits snugly into the tube and there's a hole in the middle about the diameter of your pinky finger.
4. Fill the tube with water until the foam rubber is soaked. Throw away the unnecessary water.
5. Place the tube in the freezer for at least 24 hours.
6. You're done!

Usage:
1. Look up ??? on Pixiv until erection is achieved.
2. Jam it into the the hole.
3. While holding the tube, make oscillating movements with your hands. Alternatively, keep your hands still and make piston movements with your hips.
4. Continue until ejaculation.
If blood comes out after use, do not wory; this is part of the virginity simulation.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Jul 24 01:37:45 2010 No.5759133 File: 193 KB, 540x720, magoff6d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I had one I'd put it in the freezer for a bit, take it out, and then pretend I'm putting penis in a Yuki Onna or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:40:45 2010 No.5759159 >>5759094 Is that the Cirno Ice hymen thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:41:45 2010 No.5759166 >>5759133 Hey ZUN!bar, have you decided to watch Nurarihyon or not?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:43:45 2010 No.5759177 It's hole. You put your penis in it. How the fuck hard can it possibly be? Read the instructions for fuck's sake or go to the manufacturer's website or something. Fuck.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sat Jul 24 01:46:45 2010 No.5759198 File: 341 KB, 874x1222, mago302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5759166 I will, but I haven't got around to it yet. I've been busy with the usual stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:47:45 2010 No.5759207 >>5759177 cool dubz bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:50:45 2010 No.5759219 Shitty topic. Jokes aside, this isn't /jp/ related. Fuck off OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:52:45 2010 No.5759232 >>5759219 Back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 01:56:45 2010 No.5759252 so much tripfag autism in here OP is pretty creepy aswell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 02:38:45 2010 No.5759545 >op calling himself baby the only reason im F5'ing this thread

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 03:00:45 2010 No.5759753
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Do this. As a bonis, if you have one of those computer mice made for powerpoint presentations that are meant to direct the cursor based on movement rather than sliding it against a solid surface, you can attach one of those to your hips while doing this with a game that requires you to move the mouse back and forth to fuck the girl.

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 04:01:45 2010 No.5760216

i bought a shitty one for $15 from j-list, used it about 20 times and its a little worn out (it prolly wont last another 20) but has been well worth it. when it breaks I'm gonna get a good one. Cleaning is easy since you can turn it inside out and wash it with soap and water.

Also Buy japanese lube too its SO MUCH better than the stuff they sell in north America. I never thought it would matter much until i tried it. the stuff i can get here feels like shit now that i know what true lube feels like ;_;

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 04:07:45 2010 No.5760254 >>5758585 > sex life > onahole you'redoingitwrong.jpg

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