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Is anyone else on /jp/ scared to poop during the day? I don't want my family members to hear me taking a shit because that ploop ploop sound is embarrassing. I usually wait until everyone is asleep so I can let it out.

>> No.5758465

I have this problem, but I usually find I can alleviate it by flushing the toilet repeatedly as I'm defecating to mask the sounds of me relieving myself from others.

>> No.5758463
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>> No.5758467

Then move out of your parents house and don't give me that HURR DURR NEET HIKIKOMORI bullshit either because there are plenty of them who live alone.

>> No.5758471

Lay down some toilet paper in the water before you go. Prevents splashback and removes the sound.

>> No.5758475

>>5758455
I do this too.

>> No.5758479

>>5758455
But what if the ploop ploop sound wakes your family up?

>> No.5758480

>>5758471
>removes the sound.

What about the farts and the smell?

>> No.5758486

I want to lick Miku's feet.

>> No.5758490

>>5758480
Can't do anything about the smell, but if you fart into some balled-up toilet paper the sound is muted.

>> No.5758505

Sometimes I have to let the water run in the sink to mask the sound of my shit falling in the toilet. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO HEAR

>> No.5758507

>>5758480
Spread your ass cheeks, and the air will come out without a sound. Unless your shit is wet.

>> No.5758514

Me too. Actually my major problem is it's too big to flush. Wat do?

>> No.5758513

Just shit on the floor.

>> No.5758517

>>5758471
How many toilet paper sheets?

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>>5758455
Holy Shit a chick on /jp/ !?

>> No.5758522
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LOL

>> No.5758525

My toilet doesn't have a hole only, it also has plateau. My shit falls on that plateau. After I'm done it'll flush into the hole. No ploop ploop sound for me.

>> No.5758530

/jp/ just got shitty.

>> No.5758541

>>5758533
That's actually my current method, I just wondered if there was something more effective.

>> No.5758540

Sometimes, on airplanes, I shit in one of the stalls and then quickly run across the isle into the other stall to wipe.

>> No.5758533

>>5758514
Get two plastic bags, put one over one hand, use bagged hand to put shit in other bag. Take your bag of shit, go outside, and throw it in the garbage.
I can see where this could be a problem for some people around here.

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>>5758525

You're doing it wrong.

>> No.5758545

Turn on the faucet or your shower.

>> No.5758547

>>5758525
Enjoy your shit-covered plateau

>> No.5758552

>>5758540

Oh boof,what a life you lead!

>> No.5758560

I usually take a shower after pooping, so I just leave the water running the whole time.

>> No.5758557

>>5758552
ADRENALINE RUSH AT 30,000 FEET

>> No.5758558

I have a bathroom in my room.

>> No.5758561

>>5758558
Lucky bastard.

>> No.5758563

>>5758547
But the shit just flushes away and I'm left with a non shitty plateau. Some toilet cleanser every couple of days or so and it's just fine.

>> No.5758570

>>5758560
Same.

And then I get in and insert my finger into my anus and move it around, scraping all the poop away. I do this for about 10 minutes and then I get a Q-tip and insert it. If it comes out white I'm good.

>> No.5758568

as long as your shitting in the toilet...who cares. if you shit on the floor then you should worry

>> No.5758578

>>5758570
BOOF, I like you but that's pretty gay.

>> No.5758584

>>5758570

I forgot how to wipe my ass properly two years ago and have seriously been doing this ever since. With creamy vaseline lotion from a squeeze bottle. Before I used that, at random times during the day the irritation would cause clear, usually odorless puss discharge from my anus that looked like I bent my dick around and pissed the backside of my pants.

>> No.5758592

>>5758570
I never have problems with leftover poop really. I take a poop once a week and usually both ends of the poop are solid enough to not soften up as it comes out. Usually I can keep my anus open for a little while and I will feel if there's a lot left, but there never is. I then take some toilet paper and twirl it around in there, and it always comes out slimy from the butt slime in there, but no poop at all.

>> No.5758599

In what a fucked up family atmosphere do you live in order to be embarrassed to let them hear you shit?

>> No.5758599,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtdddd

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