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5755932 No.5755932 [Reply] [Original]

How would you use a Siesta?

>> No.5755938

Continuous sex and emotional support.

>> No.5755945

Give her a carrot or some nice lettuce.

>> No.5755954

As a tool for revenge

and sex, of course

>> No.5755958

>>5755932
they are just cold, unfeeling, inanimate guns you double witch

>> No.5755970
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5755970

Kinda like
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>> No.5755976

Hot sex.

>> No.5755993 [DELETED] 

>>5755970
I want a fanarts about Siestas with Siesta-hats and they make SIESTA!

>> No.5755998

I want fanarts about Siestas with Siesta-hats and they make SIESTA!

>> No.5755999
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5755999

>Continuous sex
>As a tool for sex, of course
>Hot sex.

A Swiss army knife has eighteen tools but you only really use the blade, amirite?

>> No.5756011

What if reading picture books, dating and intercepting meteorites are all they can do?

>> No.5756018

>>5755945
Only feed her dark, leafy lettuces like romaine. Iceberg lettuce has like no nutrients and is too watery.
And grass/hay should make up the majority of her diet.

>> No.5756022

>>5756011

410 had another speech like that, where one of the things she offered was being an opponent in a video game, but I can't find it to screencap.

>> No.5756032

>>5756018
I was thinking hutch Siesta or free-range Siesta because I don't want her getting fat but I can't really trust her being outside for too long, might run off.

>> No.5756036

>>5755999
Exactly.
The other tools might be useful in some situation that you will never encounter, so why bother...

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5756048

Sex sounds more like the duty of a certain other militant rabbit. Siestas are more varied in their uses.

I think I'd buy a keg and take up 410's vidya offer. She seems like good company.

>> No.5756069

>>5756032
If you're afraid of her running off you should consider a house rabbit. They can be easily trained to use a litter box and come to you when called by name.

>> No.5756071
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5756071

I would tease 45, use 410 as a tool for murder, and love 00 tenderly.

>> No.5756095

>>5756069
See I didn't think Siesta's could be trained. I mean, they always seemed like they are only there to obey orders.

>> No.5756099

I'd make them do chores, have sex with me, and keep me company if I feel like talking.

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5756115

>Nihihi, nyeh.

>> No.5756133

>>5756095
>they always seemed like they are only there to obey orders
They are, but I thought the illusion of freedom was the goal here. Thus the "need" for training and such when it's never actually necessary

>> No.5756177

>>5756133
Ahh, so I just put on the illusion that she's house-trained?

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