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sup weaboofags.

What Japanese name would you give to your child?

>> No.575290

Sageru

>> No.575292
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575292

not a japanese name, but name of a character I love

Elesia

>> No.575295

>>575292
>not a japanese name, but name of a character I love

>Shit

>> No.575296

Not a Japanese name.

Alice would be just fine.

>> No.575297

Ken.

>> No.575302

I'm going to call her Alice, and lock her in her room with nothing but dolls. The rest will come naturally.

>> No.575304
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>>575295

>> No.575305

>What Japanese name would you give to your child?
マギボン

>> No.575307

>>575296
>>575302
alicemind

>> No.575312

セフィロス (Sefirosu) that's Sephiroth in Japanese! ^_^

>> No.575321

>>575307
I just like the name. And non-weeaboos won't have second thoughts about it.

>> No.575331

>>575292
good name there Maes

>> No.575335

>>575321
>I just like the name.
lol sure.

>> No.575336

Mariko.

>> No.575338

>>575321 IMMA DEFENDIN MAH NAME CHOICE
IMMA SAGIN TAH TREAD

>> No.575340

>>575335
well, of course I've been brainwashed by coming here for a couple of years, but what's bad about it?

>> No.575347

>>575340
kill yourself newfag

>> No.575344

if boy then ill name him Youhei
if girl ill name her Setsuna

>> No.575354

If I HAD to give him a Jap name I'd go for uh...

Fuck, no idea. I give up. I would name my daughter Lily though. Because I like that name.

Wait a minute, why are we trying to figure out what to name our kids? We'll never have kids.

>> No.575355

I a girl, her name should be Kita.
Then I can shout
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
to call her.

>> No.575358

Andrew Graham.

>> No.575359

Boy - Hayate or Ryushi
Girl - Sakura or Ginga

>> No.575388

>>575331
oh shi-

I just realized that

>> No.575391

Rin

>> No.575397

Tomoya-Eternal.

>> No.575400

male - Yamamoto
female - Ran Asakawa

>> No.575407

You're all fags.

>> No.575409

Boy - Wakatakanakaraka-san
Girl - Wakatakanakaraka-san

>> No.575416

Ken.

>> No.575419

Jo.

>> No.575426

>>575359
ginga wo hanare ISUKANDARU e

>> No.575428

Konata

I want to call him/her Kona-chan.

>> No.575431

>>575426
wirklich?

>> No.575462

Karasu.

>> No.575471

Sora.

I'm actually seriously considering it.

>> No.575473

>>575471
Boy or Girl?

>> No.575474

>>575471

Sora is shit. Just like Ciel.

>> No.575475

Miniver

maybe Remilia is it's a girl

>> No.575488
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575488

Asuka.

>> No.575502

Girl- Reimi 麗實
Boy- Naota or Asahi (if I didn't live in Japan that is, poor kid named after a drink company) No idea what the kanji would be for their names.

But I'm not actually going to name any kids with Japanese names.

>> No.575503

Yamato. Boy OR girl.

>> No.575504

ZUN Reimuington the 23rd

>> No.575508

>>575292
I love you,Anon.
I'd call my daughter Elesia,too.
And I'll beat the shit out of the brats who call her 'shit' in school. Though I don't think this 'meme' will still exist in 2030.

>> No.575510

Jiissasu - It'd be funny because he wouldn't be latino and everyone would spell it wrong.

>> No.575521

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.575525

>>575521
>ಠ_ಠ

I'm not sure how you'd call on them, though. I suppose you could try making the face. You'd have to be quite close.

>> No.575535

Fist of the North Star

>> No.575548

KONATA DUH ^_^

>> No.575553

boy: - (don't want; dumpster, baby hatch, etc)
girl: Tomoe/Tomoyo/Lolita

>> No.575567

I'm naming him Kamina.

FUCK YEAH

>> No.575583
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575583

>>575508

Anything related to Ciel is shit.

>> No.575585

Kotoko

>> No.575589

Yubiseiharukana.

>> No.575611

AAAACHA

>> No.575619

If its a boy I'd call him Dio
If its a girl I'd call him Dio
And btw I already have a cat and a hamster named Dio.

>> No.575625

If its a boy I'd call him Dio
If its a girl I'd call her Dio
And btw I already have a cat and a hamster named Dio

>> No.575631
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>>575583

Did somebody say that they wanted the copypasta about Ciel making fresh Curry?

>> No.575666

Genji

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575676

>>575631
YES PLS

>> No.575678

please refrain from ruining the life of your child

>> No.575690

Boy: Ryu
Girl: Konata

>> No.575693

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

>> No.575695

Too bad none of you will have a girlfriend, much less a kid.

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575697

>>575693
>>575676

>> No.575696

>>575695
isn't it sad?

>> No.575701

Magibon.

>> No.575704

>>575336
OH HEY CLAVELL.

>> No.575708

melissa

>> No.575710
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>>575693

Shit right?

>> No.575731

>>575553
>Lolita
That's like naming your kid Dick instead of Richard.

>> No.575757

>>575731
dick is a name

>> No.575760

>>575757
Didn't say it wasn't. I said the relationship between the two is comparable.

>> No.575769

>>575757
Everything that comes in your mind can be used as a 'name'.
You could even name your child 'Nrvnqsr' if you want it to get beat up in school.
There is no law or rule which tells you how to name something/someone.

>> No.575770

>>575760
and actually lolita is a name in spanish so lol

>> No.575774

Saya

'tis an awesome name.

>> No.575778
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575778

if I have a baby boy, Shiki or Syaoran

if I have a baby girl, Sakura or Konata

if it is fraternal or identical girl twins, Kagami and Tsukasa

>> No.575779

>>575770
It's the colloquial form of the name Dolores.

Dolores -> Lolita, Loli, Lola

>> No.575787

>>575779
so in mexico you can actually be a lolicon? (pun intended)
or are there cons for Dolores girls?

>> No.575789

>>575285
is this some subliminal messaging? in b4 raep applemilk

>> No.575796

>>575779
I've met many girls named Lola, not so many Dolores.

>> No.575797

>>575769
only in america, we've got child protection laws

>> No.575805

Optimus Prime.

>> No.575812

Aya

>> No.575813

>>575797
Noone can forbid you to name your child however you want. I'd sue the government if they did this to me.

>> No.575817

>>575797

...you don't HONESTLY think child protection laws are to stop you from giving your kid a stupid name, do you?

>> No.575821

One of my high school teachers once told the class that she had a student who's name was Cash Register. srsly

>> No.575826

>>575821
Bullshit.

>> No.575827

Bukkake

>> No.575829

>>575821
US navy
alka seltzer
gillete
Names I've heard people in Ecuador have given. I fuck you not. Of course, this occurs in the poorer areas; less education.

By the way, us navy pronounced as "ooz nah-vee"

>> No.575831

>>575821
Shit was so Cash.

>> No.575855

>>575817
it works pretty well
>>575813
that would be a huge waste of money

>> No.575862

Resubian

>> No.575867

Ronery

>> No.575872

Oyuki

>> No.575877

Chokushi - last name
Nanaya - first name

>> No.575911

Noe or Yume

>> No.575913

Whatever my Japanese wife wanted to give

IF SHE WERE REAL AND I HAD ANY CHANCES OF COURSE

SO LONELY

>> No.575916

why does it have to be japanese?

If I had a daughter I'd name her Alice and buy her lots of dolls, lvoe her so much

>> No.575928

>>575916

Seconded, I'd give her the love Marisa never did.

>> No.575936

>>575877
>Kyokushi

>> No.575944

ITT WHITE PEOPLE WHO WILL ALWAYS STAY IN THEIR BASEMENTS. PIG DISGUSTING WEEABOO FAGETS

>> No.575958

>>575290
Don't you mean sah-gey?

>> No.575959

http://dqname.jp/
ポチ男（potio）
羽姫芽（wakiga）
亜菜瑠（anaru）

>> No.575963

Mai Japanse Waifu and I agreed that if we have a girl, we will give her a Japanese name. She thinks 凛南 is a good name, and I agree with her; for one, it's a rare name. Also, it has a cute-and-cool kind of feeling. If we have a boy, we will give him an American name, as Japanese boys' names are pretty much crap.

>> No.575970

I'd name my daughter Reimu so I could fap to her armpits every day

>> No.575972

What are the names of the two girls who illustrate "symmetrical docking"?

I'd name my daughters whatever they're called.

>> No.575978

Eruru

>> No.576025

jesus christ kill yourself faggots

>> No.576037

>>576025
What a strange name.

>> No.576045

>>576025
”Ｊｅｓｕｓ　Ｃｈｒｉｓｔ”
”what"
”Ｂｒｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｓｃａｌａｄｅ，　ｗｅ　ａｒｅ　ｏｕｔ　ｏｆ
　ｈｅｒｅ”　

>> No.576064

Henrietta.

Boys? Who'd want them.

>> No.576063

Jun or Jan.

>> No.576076

>>576064
Listen to this man

>> No.576079

>>576064
You should name yourself "Anonymous of Amstetten" moar liek.

>> No.576120

>>576079
Or "Anonymous of Nazis"

>> No.576123

>>575778
>Syaoran
Jap spelling of a Chinese name. Why not just use the Chinese name?

>> No.576133

>>576123
Shayoran or Xayoran?

>> No.576165

Cecile

Name from a weaboo game--points if you know which one.

The name is pretty hot, itself.

>> No.576184

>>575911
wat

I don't know why, but I really like the name Junko. It would be a name I'd consider giving my daughter if I'd ever get one.

>> No.576196

HEISIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>> No.576208

Cirno

>> No.576249

If I was a shitty enough parent to give my white child a Japanese name....daughter would be Momoko, son would be Ryuusuke. But I would never do that unless I somehow adopted a Japanese child.

>> No.576424

>>575285

Boy: Matoko
Girl: Motoko

>> No.576438

Male: Rinnosuke

Female: This would be a tough one. I'd start by making a percentile chart, d20 style, with all of the female touhou names. And then I'd roll 1d100 to pick her name. Since there aren't 100 of them, I'd double a few that I like. Namely, Reimu, Marisa, and Remilia.

>> No.576449

Girl: Akiha
Boy: Shirou, Shiki or Zawarudo.

>> No.576452

SAKUYA

>> No.576467

BRITANNIA

>> No.576485

i whould only give out a japineese name to my child if the mother was japineese and then it would be toshiro for my son and sayuka if it was a girl

>> No.576501

MASTER ASIA

>> No.576499

Boy: Kenshin
Girl: Karin

So if they're ever in America they'll at least have Western sounding names.

>> No.576512

Boy: TARO-
Girl: RORI

>> No.576514

>>576499
>Western sounding names
>Kenshin

lol wut

>> No.576515

>>576514
I imagine he meant people would call him Ken, which implies Kenneth from an American. As opposed to Kenshin.

>> No.576664

Rusty Axelrod.

>> No.576675

>>576485

>> No.576682

Man: REI (RAY)
Woman: KARIN.

Yeah i'm that weeaboo.

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