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[ ] Keep eating like nothing happened
[ ] Vomit
[ ] Run away

>> No.5752793

[X] Fuck Aya.

>> No.5752794

[X] Rape Aya

>> No.5752795

[ X ] Stop eating, make up an excuse such as being full.

[ X ] Genuflect.

>> No.5752796

[x] tickle Aya

>> No.5752800

[X]Keep eating like nothing happened

I mean, if they're good, they're good.

Though I'd have some future reservations in my dealings with ZUN's crowsluts.

>> No.5752802

[x] Tell her cannibalism is not cool.

>> No.5752803

[X]Ask Aya to consider investing in the stock market. Show her my collection of blue chips.

>> No.5752805

[X] Continue staring a la panel 4. Maybe she'll go away after she's done eating them all.

>> No.5752811

[x] Tell her its wasteful and that I volunteer to fertilize her eggs anytime she wants

>> No.5752816

NicoNico live hijack

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv22276814

>> No.5752818

>>5752816
cheap slut. Here I thought it was beer, but no its coffee drinks.

>> No.5752822

>>5752818
I wonder how you get that software

>> No.5752828

rofl guys stop with the cocks

>> No.5752831

[x] tell her we should start a business and sell eggs in the village market. I will "fertilize" her constantly to ensure that we always have enough eggs to sell.

>> No.5752834
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LOL! @ whoever made her say "lung cancer."

>> No.5752847
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>>5752791

>> No.5752848

>>5752803
I don't trust much in blues. Really remind me about Anderson.

>> No.5752871

>>5752816
man. go make a new thread.
let us talk about Aya's delicious eggs.

[x] Vomit, then slap her.

>> No.5752885
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Good job, 4chan.

>> No.5752890
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how is crow babbys formed

>> No.5752893

[X] Flirt with her a few moments before throwing her down on the table amongst her eggs and fucking her deep and hard while she moans my name until I bloat her womb with my sperm.

>> No.5752896

>>5752893

>flirt
>/jp/

Oh, man, this is gonna be great.

Tell me how you'd flirt with her. Hell, pretend that I am a tengu and you are coming onto me. I wanna hear your RAD pickup lines.

>> No.5752902

"Are you really ok with this?"
if yes
[x] Continue eating
then
[x] Tell her you're hungry for something different

[x] Oral sex Aya

>> No.5752904
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>>5752896

>> No.5752909
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>> No.5752911

>>5752896
This is not how VNs work. The girl always loves you to begin with.

>> No.5752917

>>5752904
>>5752911

I burn with curiosity to know what lines /jp/ hits the ladies with.

>> No.5752918

>>5752831

that's not how eggs work, derp.

Fertilized eggs are usually not sold. The whole point is that they keep the hens from laying "live ones."

>> No.5752921

>>5752896
Oh Tengu-chan, do you have a map? Because I find myself getting lost in your eyes.

Now lets fuck.

>> No.5752922

>>5752917
"I want to make you feel the pleasure of being cummed inside"

"Hey babe want to see my figurines?"

"Back at my house I've got a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti, if you know what I mean."

>> No.5752923

>>5752896
Sure.

"I hope I can eat your eggs every day, Aya-chan. Your cooking is the best I have ever tasted!"

>> No.5752924

>>5752917
"Wanna come look at my figure collection?"

>> No.5752925

>>5752917

Me too, actually.

Also, goddammit, now whenever I eat eggs I'm going to think of Aya.

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>> No.5752928

>>5752917
>>5752896

Y..you don't have to be so rude about it... ss..stu...stupid tripfag!

>> No.5752930

>>5752926

>seperate vagina and anus

THIS IS NOT A CLOACA.

>> No.5752931

>>5752917
wanna be my dakimakura?

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>>5752917
Me: Wanna fuck?
Him: OK

>> No.5752934

>>5752896
Wow Aya these are really good. I wish I could eat these more often. You'd make a great wife someday.

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>> No.5752938

I wouldn't do any of the above. Rather I'd keep on eating, but also make small talk about the eggs and.. well, how she ended with so many of them. Did she save lots, and then suddenly decided to make omelettes and share them with me?

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>>5752921
>>5752922
>>5752923

Superb.

If I was a crowslut with big breasts, I'd be throwing one leg east and one leg west already.

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>>5752930
u mad

>> No.5752942
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>cloaca

>> No.5752943

>>5752939
You're halfway there, just the crow part is needed.

>> No.5752945

>>5752939
I don't mind if you are a crowslut with small breast.

Like Hatate.

>> No.5752948

>>5752939
"How about you come to my place and we'll make some spaghetti Japanese Bird-sama."

>> No.5752954

"I'VE GOT A POUND OF BIRDSEED IN MY BACK POCKET, IT'S ALL YOURS IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DO ME A QUICK FAVOR."

>> No.5752959
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>>5752940

very. Vaginae do not generate eggs, nor do anuses.

Only cloacae.

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>>5752945

That's what you think.

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I'd rather my crow not be a slut and love only me.

>> No.5752965

[x] stop eating. god knows what manner of aids these eggs have

>> No.5752970
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that face.

>> No.5752972 [SPOILER] 
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>>5752970

what of it?

>> No.5752983

>>5752970
>that face
new type of ahe-gao? looks hot..

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>>5752960
Minus the slut part, it's true.

Hatate's as flat as washing board.

>> No.5752988
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You knew it was coming...

You put your arm around Aya's waist as she kicks off her shoes and sits in your lap. She says nothing as she leans in and kisses you. She tosses her camera off to the side and wraps her arms around you.

Your run your other hand up her leg, under her skirt, and rest it on her upper thigh. She breaks off the kiss and blushes. "W-What are you doing?" she asks. Straining to keep her from noticing your rapidly growing erection, you blurt out something stupid and immediately cringe in embarrassment.

Unfazed, she kisses you again, your tongues locking in a deep embrace. Out of nowhere, you feel Aya's chest heave ever so slightly. She lets out a noise that sounds vaguely like gagging, and then a warm, thick fluid trickles into your mouth. Surprised at first, you try to break away from her kiss, but she holds the back of your head and continues to let the fluid flow into your mouth. Sickened and expecting it to taste like vomit, you are pleasantly surprised when it tastes like melted chocolate. You tentatively swallow some of it, and Aya pushes even more of it into your mouth with her tongue. Continuing to kiss her, you swallow more and more of the chocolate, and Aya moans with growing excitement.

After you've consumed all of it, she pulls away and giggles. "No human has ever let me feed them like that before..." She reaches down into your pants and tugs on your erect dick. "I suppose I should finish what I've started here, hmm?"

>> No.5752989

SHAMEIMARU

>> No.5752993

YARANAIKA

>> No.5752996
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>> No.5753003

>>5752988
hmmm, i'll put my hand in my pant then..!
what ? what am i reading now ?

>> No.5753006 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.5753011

[x] keep eating
What's the difference between this and normal eggs anyway?
I don't get it

>> No.5753016
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before there was a sanae...

>> No.5753032

>>5752986
That allows her to be much cuter than Aya.

>> No.5753038

>>5752988

haw... wat?

>> No.5753050

>>5752988
I gagged. Then I fapped.

>> No.5753052

>>5752988
More!

>> No.5753067
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>>5752988
>melted chocolate
where did that come from?

>> No.5753075

>>5752988
this was actually quite cute.

I can imagine Aya lovingly feeding me everyday like the great mother she is.

>> No.5753081

>>5753067
She's a slut. She's always prepared.

>> No.5753089

>>5753038
>>5753050
>>5753052
>>5753067

You all appear to have never seen the Aya chocolate puke copypasta before. In that case, welcome to /jp/. I hope you enjoy your time here. Aya chocolate puke is a fanon meme spawned by this copypasta and the fact that birds feed their young by regurgitating food from an organ called the "crop" which stores undigested food. The choice of chocolate as the stored food is of undetermined origin.

>> No.5753091

>>5753067
from momiji's body

>> No.5753095
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>>5753091

you make me sad.

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>>5753091
...That wasn't necessary.

>> No.5753112

>>5753095
>>5753100

If we're slinging related copypastas today...


Momiji in heat.

You come home and see that she's humping your furniture, and has completely lost her composure due to her desire to mate. She's all flustered that you saw her rubbing her dripping wet crotch against the couch, and you ask her what's wrong. Momiji is panting and out of breath and moans quietly as she starts to hump your leg, and in short order she's absolutely begging you to fuck her silly. Heat has absolutely driven her out of her mind, and she wants sex more than anything.

You then pick her up and she playfully nips at your ear and makes aroused-sounding growling noises as you carry her over to your bed...

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>>5753112

ohboyherewego.jpg

>> No.5753124

>>5753118

no no, that's all of it. It's not the one that ends with Momiji dying from chocolate.

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>>5753089
well, that meme has a tremendous amount of erotic potential. but, Aya's a crow-TENGU. not like Mystia who's 99% bird.
>>5753112
>Heat has absolutely driven her out of her mind, and she wants sex more than anything.
HNNNGG

>> No.5753143

>>5753089
But to vomit purely sweet chocolate amid other things (stomach acid and other foods inside), her stomach is similar to camel's hump it seems huh ?

>> No.5753227

>>5753143

No, not at all. First off, camel's humps are made out of fat, and are not "stomachs" or "bladders" that hold water like some people think.

And a birds crop does not hold any stomach acid. IT IS NOT THEIR STOMACH. Bird's crops are just for storage, not really digestion. When the bird actually wants to digest the food, it swallows it deeper into the "true stomach" and gizzard. Thus, when they regurgitate out of it it's not like vomit at all, since there is no stomach acid mixed it with it.

The closest analogy for humans would be if you held food in your cheek for a while and then spat it out- there would be no "vomit" like other food and stomach acids in with it at all.

>>5753138
Hey, crows feed their young just like other birds. It's just a matter of how much crow and how much tengu you want in your crow tengus.

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(´Д｀；)

>> No.5753246

People eat eggs from filthy chickens all the time; I don't see the problem with eating Aya's.

>> No.5753259

>>5753227
In our cheecks, there's saliva and few plaques. Surely for humanoid birds, there's combination of any liquids from that "storage" with this saliva and all.

>> No.5753262

>>5753259

but it only makes the chocolate even sweeter when it's mixed with Aya's juices.

>> No.5753265

>>5753262
Well, that assuming Aya has... Wonderful breath...

>> No.5753266

I never understood why Aya says "Guess I should finish what I've started, huh?" when she pulls down your pants. Can anyone explain?

>> No.5753273

>>5753266
:iiam:

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>> No.5753308

>>5753266

She started making out with you/giving you a huge boner, and she's basically saying she's not going to leave you hanging. She's going to do whatever with you and make you cum thus "finishing what she started."

>> No.5753351

>>5753308
She'll leave you hanging until you pay for a subscription. That's the sort of girl she is.

>> No.5753354

>>5753308

I weep thinking that if an actual girl said this to him in the same situation he'd cock his head to the side and look confused, and say "please, explain."

>> No.5753365

>>5753354
Does it matter? If you wouldn't say "No thanks" to that offer, you don't belong here.

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>>5753365

You'd be crazy to not take Aya up on such an offer.

Just wear a condom if you're that fucking worried.

>> No.5753406

>>5753354
Emiya

Shirou

>> No.5753408

>>5753391
He was talking about actual girls, not Aya.

>> No.5753411

touhou sex

>> No.5753426

what's "touhou sax"

>> No.5753438

>>5753354

Yes, the reason I asked was because the first time I saw that was in a topic with the momiji chocolate story and I expected to have the Aya story end much worse like the momiji one did. I thought Aya was going to use her bird powers or something to kill me then scavenge my body for a few weeks, or something worse.

Also when would I be in a situation that a girl offers to have sex with me after throwing up in my mouth(I wouldn't take advantage of a drunk woman)?

>> No.5753469

I wish I could finished what I started. Aya's ability to do that amazes me.

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>>5753426

>> No.5753494

>>5753480

you'd been saving that picture for a while, just hoping, hadn't you?

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>>5753494
Actually, I just put "touhou saxophone" into Danbooru.

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>>5753480
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5753494
It's a nice thought, but he probably just five seconds on danbooru.

>> No.5753516

I bet there aren't any pictures of touhous playing oboe or bassoon.

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>>5753516

>> No.5753629

>Aya make me omelet made out of her eggs.
>She wants to fuck.

>> No.5753648

>>5753607

holy shit.

>> No.5753649

>>5753629
Now you know how's /jp's mind work:

Everything must ended with fuck.

>> No.5753684

/jp/ - Ornithology

>> No.5753782

>>5753649
>Patchy wants me to get a book
>She wants to fuck

correct?

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>>5753782

No, I do not want to fuck.

No go away and stop making so much noise, I'm trying to read.

>> No.5753792

>>5752791

Post the version without the last speech bubble.

Overexplanation ruins the joke.

>> No.5753798

>>5753790
...
she wants to fuck alright!

>> No.5753805

>>5753798
I forgot my spoiler

mygloirousdays.ogg

>> No.5753806

Aya's text in the third panel is completely pointless and makes a somewhat amusing joke lame

Think of B^U explaining all the jokes all the time.

>> No.5753837

>>5753806
>>5753792
Samefag, which part is the "overexplanation" ?

Omnomnom ?

>> No.5753856

>>5752811
This.

>> No.5753881

>>5753837

saying "these are my eggs"

the original is "but, where did you get this many eggs?"
DOT DOT DOT, AWKWARD PAUSE
*you figure it out yourself*

>> No.5753887

>>5753806
You wrongly assume the average /jp/ poster is intelligent enough to figure it out

>> No.5753894

>>5753881
You drunk or something? Original?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/488873

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>>5753881
Yes, it seems like DOT DOT DOT, AWKWARD PAUSE

>> No.5753995 [DELETED] 

>>5752793
>>5752793

>> No.5754085

>>5753790
I won't ever leave you alone, Patchy. Even if you'll ask.

>> No.5754099

>>5753782
Close.

>Patchy wants me to get a book
>????
>She wants to fuck

>> No.5754170

sauce for the op

>> No.5754174

This thread is reported.

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>>5754085

>> No.5754344

bump for the sauce

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