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5749432 No.5749432 [Reply] [Original]

I'll say it in red that only the pope can use:

>>>/rs/Jesus_was_dead_when_he_was_placed_in_the_tomb

>>>/rs/He_was_not_in_the_grave_three_days_later

>>>/rs/No_human_could_have_moved_the_rock_blocking_the_entrance

Do you still refuse to believe, Richard Dawkiiiiins?

>> No.5749441

>>>/rs/a bunch of mice ate his body piece by piece and then took a huge shit outside the tomb
/thread

>> No.5749439

Take it to /b/.

>> No.5749442

You missed /sci/, it's 6 spaces to the right.

>> No.5749446

A dinosaur moved the rock.

>> No.5749447

>>5749439
>Umineko spoof thred
>Take it to /b/.

You must definitely be new to this place.

>> No.5749449

>>>/rs/No_human_could_have_moved_the_rock_blocking_the_entrance

Then how it was removed?

>> No.5749455

>>5749447
I come and go. Never paid attention to the Umineko stuff.

>> No.5749457

>>5749449
Love

>> No.5749462

>>5749449
Zombies.

>> No.5749463

Of course humans couldn't move the rock.

It was an ox, owned by humans.

>> No.5749466

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=%22I%27ll+say+it
+in+red+that+only+the+pope+can+use%3A%22&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_del=do
ntcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old

>> No.5749471

>>5749432
How did Joseph laid down Jesus's body into the tomb if the rock could not move the rock then?

>> No.5749475

>>>/rs/OP_is_a_fag

>> No.5749477

>>5749471
It was not blocking the entrance

>> No.5749473

>>5749471
I meant, if the rock is immovable.

>> No.5749487

The bible is a text fabricated to keep the population from rebelling to their leaders, and instead, cry to a magic invisible hippie to save them from their misfortune.

>> No.5749490

>>5749449

I was going to ask this.

>> No.5749494
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5749494

>>5749475

>> No.5749500
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>> No.5749505 [DELETED] 

>"Without love, it can be seen"
>Read >>5749487

Oh, it's true.

>> No.5749501

>>5749477
Pope Beatrice XVI said in red the rock was blocking the entrance

>> No.5749515

>>5749457
Without love the mystery cannot be solved.

>> No.5749512

I refuse to believe there is people stupid enough in /jp/ to be christian.

>> No.5749525

>>5749512
Oh ye of little faith.

>> No.5749527

>>5749512
Don't start this bullshit. Also, this thread has been reported.

>> No.5749537

>>5749525
No love.

>> No.5749551

>>5749512
>there is people stupid enough
>is
>stupid

>> No.5749563
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5749563

The Jesus who died on the cross was human.

However, what died on the cross was only the human personality of Jesus.

The personality of Jesus that believed to be a god and was worshipped as such was alive and moved the rock.

There were actually two persons called Jesus in the same body!

>> No.5749583

>>5749577
Speak for yourself.

>> No.5749580

>>5749551
HAHAHA, OH WOW

>> No.5749579

>>>/r/All_of_the_things_discussed_in_this_thread_are_fiction

>> No.5749577

/jp/ isn't athiest, /jp/ is Shinto.

>> No.5749572
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5749572

>>5749563
BENEDICT HE'S ON TO US LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

>> No.5749588

>religion
Stop now /jp/, while you can!

>> No.5749593

>>5749563
So then the Monophysite Christians were correct? You aren't disproving Christianity, just the non-Monophysites.

>> No.5749598

>>5749583
I believe in Hanyuu and Kanako and Suwako. That makes me Shinto.

>> No.5749615 [DELETED] 

http://4chan.org/As_the_rock_blocking_the_entrance_could_not_be_moved_by_humans
http://4chan.org/and_his_body_was_placed_inside_the_tomb,_it_means_that
http://4chan.org/there_was_an_secret_passage_that_allowed_people_to_do_so

>> No.5749621

>>5749447
>Old shitty reposted joke thread.
>Take it to /b/.
Sounds right to me.

>> No.5749629

http://4chan.org/As_the_rock_blocking_the_entrance_could_not_be_moved_by_humans
http://4chan.org/and_his_body_was_placed_inside_the_tomb
http://4chan.org/and_people_could_go_inside_to_see_it_for_themselves
http://4chan.org/it_means_that_there_was_an_secret_passage_that_allowed_people_to_do_so

>> No.5749645

>>5749629
oh shi-!

>> No.5749646
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5749646

Digmon made a hole and saved Jesus from the tomb.

>> No.5749722

>>5749629

>>>/rs/No_one_set_foot_in_the_tomb_until_after_the_body_was_missing!

>> No.5749724

Haha, this thread is awesome.

>> No.5749734

This is as good as that Nanjo shit. Someone archive this.

>> No.5749777
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>>5749646
Which proves digimans are true bros.

Unlike those filthy pocket monsters who believe in a shitty, false god.

>> No.5749791

>>5749722
http://4chan.org/Then_it_was_monkeys

>> No.5749814
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5749814

I've waited so freaking long to use the pope funnels.
This is a joyous day.

>> No.5749826

>>5749722
http://4chan.org/the_tomb_of_jesus_and_the_grave
http://4chan.org/are_two_different_places
http://4chan.org/since_cartography_was_not_advanced
http://4chan.org/the_followers_simply_visited_the_wrong_cave
http://4chan.org/and_claimed_it_was_where_jesus_was_laid
http://4chan.org/when_the_body_was_still
http://4chan.org/in_its_original_grave_elsewhere

>> No.5749843

>>5749826
http://4chan.org/in_other_words
http://4chan.org/it_is_because_jesus
http://4chan.org/was_not_found_in_the_cave
http://4chan.org/that_we_can_be_sure
http://4chan.org/that_they_visited_the_wrong_cave

>> No.5749864

>>5749826
>>5749843
So they were just stupid fags? Now that makes sense.

>> No.5749868

Go play your pretentious umineko shit on /tg/ faggots
I swear umineko threads are worse than sion threads

>> No.5749869

>>5749722
http://4chan.org/Then_his_body_was_moved_from_his_grave
http://4chan.org/to_the_secret_passage
http://4chan.org/through_the_use_of_an_tool_X
http://4chan.org/that_could_be_used_from_outside

>> No.5749880

>>5749868
>>>/rs/You are a faggot.

>> No.5749894

Welcome to six months ago.

>> No.5749897

>>5749826
>>5749843
They are not as stupid as your theory, dude.

>> No.5749914

>>>/rs/Jesus_was_killed_inside_the_cave
>>>/rs/A_boulder_blocked_the_crime_that_leads_to_a_close_room
>>>/rs/You_can(not)_solve_this

>> No.5749922

>>5749897
All I have to do is prove that it is doable by non-magical means.
I think that suffices.

>> No.5749951

>>5749897
Any theory that proves it could be done by humans is acceptable

SMALL BOMBS

>> No.5749978

>>5749826
>>5749843
>>>/rs/The_apostles_visited_the_correct_tomb

>>5749869
>>>/rs/Knox's_3rd
>>>/rs/It_is_forbidden_for_hidden_passages_to_exist

>> No.5749996

The apostles lied.

Jesus died.

>> No.5750002

>>5749978
You're applying Knox to this?

Knox 2nd

>> No.5750006

>>5749978
>>>/rs/It's+only+applies+to+MYSTERY+NOVEL+not+real+world

>> No.5750018

>>5750002
No one here was present at the time therefore there are no detectives.

>> No.5750063
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5750063

>THIS IS THE BODY OF CHRIST!

>> No.5750102

>>5749978
http://4chan.org/the_apostles_did_not_visit_the_tomb
http://4chan.org/after_jesus_died
http://4chan.org/jesus_faked_his_death_by_hiring_believers
http://4chan.org/to_act_out_his_death_4_days_ahead
http://4chan.org/of_his_execution
http://4chan.org/he_was_carried_into_the_cave_after_the_act
http://4chan.org/then_he_escaped_as_the_believers
http://4chan.org/were_checking_on_him_3_days_later
http://4chan.org/he_was_executed_by_roman_officials_the_day_after
http://4chan.org/and_was_placed_into_the_same_cave
http://4chan.org/thus_the_death_of_jesus_was_complete

>> No.5750111

>>5749978
http://4chan.org/When_the_person_who_said_his_body_was_missing_did_it
http://4chan.org/the_status_of_the_body_become_missing
http://4chan.org/allowing_someone_to_enter_the_grave_while_the_body_was_still_there
http://4chan.org/under_the_premise_it_was_missing

This doesn't contradict >>5749722

>> No.5750751

Jesus was Arab, not white. Seriously, look at the population of his area.

>> No.5750804

>>>/rs/Jesus_was_dead_when_he_was_placed_in_the_tomb
>>>/rs/He_was_not_in_the_grave_three_days_later
>>>/rs/No_human_could_have_moved_the_rock_blocking_the_entrance

http://4chan.org/Jesus_wasn't_placed_in_the_tomb..

>> No.5750810

>>5750751
>Jesus was Arab, not white. Seriously, look at the population of his area.
Jesus was Semitic, that's Arabs, Jews, etc. He was Caucassian, non Indo-European, of course.
Was he white? that's not a scientific term... he had brown skin, brown eyes and curly brown hair.

>> No.5750814

/jp/ - /Jesus Profilers/

>> No.5750823

Here, have the face of the real Jesus.

>> No.5750853

go back to bed emperor palpatine.

>> No.5750867

>>>/rs/The_Red_Sea_is_a_perfect_seal
>>>/rs/Moses_crossed_the_Red_Sea_without_getting_wet
>>>/rs/The_Red_Sea_destroyed_the_pursuing_Egyptian_Army

Magic parted the Red Sea and Moses led the children of Israel to Canaan.

>> No.5750869

>>5750810
I am fairly sure he had dark hair, perhaps not the darkest dark, but brown as in what most people would think of when they think of "brown hair" must have been rare, dark hair naturally have tints of brown though, as dark hair simply is dark brown since there is no "black hair".

>> No.5750946

Unrelated, but did anybody else have absolutely no idea about the use of red text in the Bible before Umineko?

>> No.5750964

>>5750946

i've never looked at a bible in my life so this is news to me.

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>>5749432
>>>/rs/Jesus_actually_died_of_intoxication
>>>/rs/SMALL_BOMS_intoxication
>>>/rs/exploded_shortly_after_being_placed_in_the_tomb
>>>/rs/No_recognizable_body_was_found_in_the_tomb

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>>5749432
So what's this Christianity thing you speak of?

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>>5749814
>>5749814
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>> No.5751037

>>5750970
why are using blue truth as red truth?

>> No.5751207

best thread on /jp/

>> No.5751283

>>5750970
Somebody doesn't know the difference between red and blue truths. And no, I don't think you're a troll, I think you're a real fucking idiot.

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