/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[iluvOP No.]

What does /jp/ eat ?
Mine is the usual. Ramen and pockys.

[Anonymous No.]

ramen and triscuits

[Anonymous No.]

normal food, also kimchi.

[Anonymous No.]

go eat a bag of dicks, you'll love it

[Anonymous No.]

Eating licorice now.

[Anonymous No.]

freshly cut boy foreskins

[Anonymous No.]

Healthy food. My grandmother taught me a lot before she died.

Now I am alone. With no one to cook for.

[Anonymous No.]

SPAM. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, SPAM-kabobs, SPAM creole, SPAM gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple SPAM, lemon SPAM, coconut SPAM, pepper SPAM, SPAM soup, SPAM stew, SPAM salad, SPAM and potatoes, SPAM burger, SPAM sandwich. That- that's about it.

[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

rabbit legs

[iluvOP No.]

>>5743947
Oh u.
Maybe i'll come for a visit and you can cook for me.
Anyways, it's good that you eat proper food.

[Anonymous No.]

Cabbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>5743953
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[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5743976
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

Your mom. Always tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>5743947
I learned alot from my grandmother too. My mother on the other hand couldn't fry an egg to save her life and threw a fit if she had to be in the kitchen for more than 5 minutes. When my grandmother became too old and sick to cook I ended up cooking for all 3 of us, so I'm pretty good at it now.

But with noone too cook for either, I don't bother much anymore. Usually just make the simplest stuff I can get away with - fried eggs, a simple stew, some fried fish/meat. Last slightly involving thing I made was a cake for my 22nd birthday to try and make myself feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5743983
I sing for you
I think of you
I remember when I lost my mind
Remember when you catch my heart

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Remember when you catch my heart

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let me kiss you
Today is starry
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Starry sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>5743953

You know, I didn't think it was possible to combine Monty Python with Forest Gump. Thank you for proving me wrong.

I have a schizophrenic diet. Some days I'll have a totally vegan breakfast with soy milk, and some grain shit, typical organic yuppie stuff. Others, I will eat a Double Down-esque meal loaded with MSG's and all that jazz.

But strikingly enough, I hate Asian food. It just doesn't appeal to my taste pallet.

Also, /jp/ = /ck/

[Anonymous No.]

I learned to cook in college, so I end up making myself stuff like chili, omelettes, pasta, etc. I still resort to frozen foods sometimes when I just have to eat as soon as possible and don't want to fucking wait for something to cook on the stove.

I made tacos last night and then ate myself silly. Fuck that was good, and I still have leftovers.

As an aside, for some reason bitches love eggs. You cook them eggs and they come out looking like a proper fucking batch of cooked eggs, it's like it makes them moist in their panties. I made a cheese omelette for this girl, all fancy half-circle folded and everything, and it was like I was a goddamned miracle worker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5744030

>bitches love eggs

[thoughtless celestial !!Mw3JLMISabd No.]

hotdogs, bread with choclate, morning serials, and that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

fish, chicken, pasta
pizza on occasion

[Anonymous No.]

cereal sandwiches and tv dinners

[Anonymous No.]

Pizza, Hotdogs, Cereal, Mac and Cheese, Fast food, other standard "American white person" foods.

During the school year I eat whatever crap the dining hall has available, an those totino's pizza puff things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5744183

>those totino's pizza puff things

God fucking dammit, I have the worst relationship with those things. They taste sooooo good when you're drunk it's not even funny.

However, nutrition and health wise they are like little crispy pockets of malnutrition and sickness. You cannot sustain human life on those things no matter how hard you try.

[Anonymous No.]

As kawaii as it can get.

[Anonymous No.]

As kawaii as it can get.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

Standard Croatian cousine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_cuisine

I don't leave near the sea and I generally don't like any kind of sea stuff except for squids and shrimps.

[Anonymous No.]

Had deli turkey breast on french bread sandwich, a can of tuna, and a raw egg for lunch today.

[iluvOP No.]

>>5744303
Not very kawaii, but certainly looks good!

[Anonymous No.]

I really have no respect for NEETs that cannot make good meals for themselves.