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FUCKING

AMAZING

>> No.5726991

Thanks for the update about your penis, Boof. Anything else you'd like to share?

>> No.5726999
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>> No.5727000

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5727008
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BOOF bird posting about tenga product

>> No.5727013

Can it compare with 3D Custom Girl?

>> No.5727016

>>5726991
I'm still very lonely.

>> No.5727018

>>5727008
This bird is fucking terrifying.

>> No.5727021

>>5727016
I'm sorry. You should get a dog.

>> No.5727024

>>5727008
Internet explorer?
Woah.

>> No.5727025

>>5727013
No contest.

Any other anons tried these?

>> No.5727028

>>5727013
I think there is a USB attachment you can use with 3D Custom Girl.

>> No.5727032

>>5727016
Don't worry BOOF, I'll always be around for you. I love you so much. If you ever get tired of your tenga, I'll always be just around the corner for you to use as you please, I'll even make that face you like so much.
I'm always there BOOF
Always.

>> No.5727035

>>5726999
haista vittu

>> No.5727041

>>5727028
What.

>>5727024
That was about two years ago, I had the computer for about 3 days.

>> No.5727043

>>5726984

/r/ fully detailed review.

>> No.5727049

im pretty sure that recent sex products feels better than anything that a real woman can do.
Japan's birth rate is doomed! ;_;

>> No.5727052
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5727052

I prefer this

>> No.5727053

>>5727043
Consider it done.

Give me about 5 minuets.

>> No.5727054

you can use my ass for masturbatory purposes any time you wish BOOF

>> No.5727061
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5727061

But can you freeze it?

>> No.5727094

>>5727052
She is kind of creepy.

>> No.5727120

>>5727028
Ahah, I remember that.

>> No.5727141
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5727141

Alright, here's the package. I bought 2, one for actual use and one to take apart and do something like this.

It's about 12" tall and includes an anti-oxygen deal and the tenga.

Also, these are about 12$ each.

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>>5727141
The tenga is removed.

To open the thing you peel off about an inch of plastic on the bottom and remove a hard plastic cap.

This is the inside with the guts removed. Notice the foam?

There is a vent on top that, when covered, will pump air out and create a pretty good suction effect.

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>>5727167
Here's the vent.

>> No.5727184
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The inside is a pre-lubed silicone sock with various do dads inside.

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>>5727184
And here it is inside-out.

For 10$, it's something you should give a try /jp/.

>> No.5727207

>>5727195
How durable is it? I spent 30 bucks on a "reusable" onahole and it broke after 2 uses...

>> No.5727209

i would buy a BOOFhole

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>>5727184

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>>5727184
>do dads

Whoa there, BOOF, calm down.

>> No.5727224

-How durable is it?

-How long did you last?

>> No.5727236

I've honestly never considered buying one of these.

A nice warm sock is more than enough to get me going.

>> No.5727250
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They are fucking amazing.

I usually don't even fap the next day after I use mine. Only use it once or so per week

>> No.5727267

I feel I'm coming out of this thread a better, more enlightened, person.

Thank you, Boof.

>> No.5727268
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5727268

hey BOOF. i heard that you bought some tenga eggs before. compared to the big tenga, which one felt better?

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>>5727207
Well, they are meant to be one time use. So it's not built like a ford.

People still use them multiple times.

>>5727224
I lasted about 10 minuets.

And no onto the prototype.

My body is ready.

>> No.5727272

>>5727268
I could never put something with the word 'spider' in its name on my dick.

>> No.5727277

Paying to masturbate wwwww

>> No.5727279

>>5727250
I've always wondered how people say these are better.
I mean, they just look less advanced and a lot less impressive.

>> No.5727286

>>5727277
Paying to masturbate BETTER

>>5727268
The silk one.

>> No.5727294

>>5727250
Ugh, that's the one that broke.

>> No.5727295

>>5727268
Actually weren't they like "Tengo" or some bootleg Chinese version?

I remember that thread being pretty funny.

>> No.5727296

>>5727279
they are very durable and don't need a fancy one-time only case

>> No.5727299

>>5727271
ohboy

I won't be surprised if we don't hear anything about Boof in a while.

Unless hospitals got WiFi.

>> No.5727300

>>5727271

Do it faggot. Take a video.

>> No.5727306

>>5727271
Oh god. I wouldn't put that anywhere near my dick.

>> No.5727308

>>5727294
How the hell did you break it

I've had mine for months

>> No.5727325

>>5727308
My dick is kinda bent up so I think it was jabbing into the side.

>> No.5727336

>>5727296
Oh? I never knew they were one-time only things.

So what would you guys recommend for lasting, enjoyable faps?

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>>5727325

>> No.5727338

>>5727325
That makes sense. Towards the end the walls seem somewhat thinner than the beginning and end.

>> No.5727350

So how did it feel to give your Virginity to a Tenga?

>> No.5727353

BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE

>> No.5727366

>>5727353
Ah, Tenga is no longer a virgin.

>> No.5727369

>>5727337
Its really only noticeable if I'm at absolute full mast -- which I was because it was pretty great until it broke.

>> No.5727370

>>5727353
That's what you get for being huge

>> No.5727372

>>5727350
I'm sure he gave his virginity to his hand long, long before this.
>>5727353
We warned you bro. We TOLD you dog.

>> No.5727376

>>5727353
Oh god, I can't stop laughing

>> No.5727377

>>5727369

Need pics of this man's dick stat!

>> No.5727379

>>5727353

PICS.

PICS DAMNIT.

>> No.5727389

>>5727353
Boof status:
[X]TOLD
[ ]NOT TOLD

>> No.5727391

It kinda reminds me of Reimu,.

>> No.5727403

>>5727268

How little dignity do you have when you put your mug up on an ad for a plastic vagina your a fan of?

>> No.5727404

You idiots believe him?

>> No.5727406

>>5727391
No wonder, both do the same line of work.

>> No.5727411

>>5727404
You really believe we believe him?

>> No.5727412

>>5727372

Hand doesnt count

A hand,never counts

>> No.5727422

Tomorrow I'm picking up my latest shipment from e-nls.

>> No.5727426

>>5727391
That's because of the colours.

And BOOF is fucking awesome.
He suddenly the troll blood and doesn'T affraid of anything >.<

>> No.5727430

>>5727353
>>5727271
I love you boof.

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>>5727391

>> No.5727449
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5727449

use this
with this >>5727271
feels good man.

>> No.5727455

>>5727052
How much are those anyway?

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>> No.5727466

>>5727455
more then you can afford, pal

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>>5727433
>>5727438

God damn it, /jp/.

>> No.5727468

>>5727449
Nigga u gay

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>>5727465

>> No.5727490

>>5727449

Does it needs lube?

>> No.5727498

>>5727490
Depends on your ass

>> No.5727502

>>5727466
I'll have you know I just got a hefty trust fund which I am perfectly willing to blow on a fuck doll.

>> No.5727504

>>5727490
Not if you have assdrool.

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>>5727472

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>> No.5727518

Such a quality thread.

Never change /jp/.

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>>5727506
Stop that!

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This shitty thread has made me just buy a Tenga

Reported

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>>5727521

>> No.5727532

>>5727522
And I just made 20% commission.

>> No.5727545

>>5727532

Boof new mascot of Tenga?

Are you going to get ads like >>5727268

>> No.5727551

>>5727545
No.

They want attractive guys, not balls of hair.

>> No.5727555

>>5727545
If BOOF did an ad like that I'd buy 100, and thats no joke.

>> No.5727565

>>5726984
UINGU GEITO

>> No.5727597

>>5727551

Tenga LUMBERJACK EDITION.

>> No.5727616

Tenga, the future of masturbation. Advanced jacking off technology heads a revolution in jacking off, a new frontier in pounding your pud. Our high-tech labs have spend endless hours perfecting every detail of slamming your salami. The next level of fapping, Tenga.

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It might just work.

>> No.5727631

>>5727597
Anal Tenga, now with real ass hair.

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>> No.5727644

>>5727633

Is that 9/11?

Hahaha, oh wow.

>> No.5727645

>ten dollars
>one time use

>> No.5727656

>>5726984

I really wholeheartedly appreciate you bringing me into your world of pocket pussies, brojammer.

>> No.5727661

>>5727645

e pills cost about that much

a small bag of good weed costs twice that

you can't re-smoke weed, and you can't re-take E

How is this a big deal?

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>>5727661
Is it really only 10 dollars for e?

And you should be careful with all your drugs Arc, I don't want to lose you too.

>> No.5727675

>>5727661

Because you can re-fap with your hand or a homemade fleshlight for free.

Or you can buy a fancy one.

>> No.5727676

>>5727661
One small box of lego costs about that.
DO you know how much fucking fun one box of lego is?

>> No.5727690

>>5727676
This guy has a point.
Time to make a Tenga out of Legos.

>> No.5727693

>>5727690
can't beat that logic.

>> No.5727695

>>5727690
It hurts. I have tried before.

>> No.5727716

>>5727695
You need to add the hydraulic hoses from lego technic to make it soft and add optional convulsing.
Bonus points for hooking the handle up to a lego motor (set to slow)

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>>5727716
>set to slow

why would you do that

>> No.5727736

>>5727676

Shit, I haven't played with lego in years. It always seemed so expensive when I was younger, but now that I'm not as young, maybe I can buy a whole bunch like I've always wanted!

Or not. Being NEET sucks sometimes.

>> No.5727738

>>5727675

After making a variety of homemade fleshlights: I have to say that I'd still like to try a real onahole.

>> No.5727741

>>5727716
I have the AI kit from that Lego robots thing.
I think I can make a waifu out of legos!

>> No.5727744

>>5727716
Mine was just basic blocks, no technic. It hurt my hands when gripping on the edges and didn't really hold my penis very well.

>>5727738
Buy one now!
http://www.en-nls.com/disp_ca_hole.php

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>>5727669

>That cheap?

Yeah.
I live near New York City. Happen to know the shop which synthesized this batch. They don't mix adulterants in, so you're not getting burned. Yes, it's only 10 bux. It gets you rolling hard with just one. I even tested it myself with my kit. It's pure MDMA. You're only going to want one, so you save money.

Unless you're one of the kids who eat it every month or week.and drop like three pills at one go. They're massively retarded. They also waste money on E because the more you take, the faster it builds up, until you won't feel anything even after two pills if you keep that up.

I take E once a year at most. Every time I do, even with a low dose, it's exactly like the first time, and I save tons of money. /jp/ once suggested playing a VN while rolling on it, but I don't really want to waste my yearly roll doing JUST that, unless it will make me cum buckets.

>>5727676

>lego

Legos are the stuff the Universe was made from. You can't compare the building blocks of the universe to recreational substances. That's not even fair.

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CLICK
CLICK
CLICK

>> No.5727761

>>5727744
Ugh, I ordered from e-NLS before and they weren't good at all to work with. I'd

>> No.5727768

>>5727759
What.

>> No.5727772

remember to use your onahole/tenga with other masturbation aids too /jp/!
>>5725621

>> No.5727773

>>5727761
They now have everything in english, even the ordering. No longer do you need to send emails back and forth. My last order was flawless.

>> No.5727778

>>5727759
Oh god, I had some of those too.
They didn't have the fun potential of legos, tho.

>> No.5727780

>>5727759
I remember when they gave those out at Dennies.

FUCK YEAH TOYS WITH WAFFLES

>> No.5727792

>>5727759

Shit tier, compared to K'Nex.

>> No.5727793

>>5727736
Had you a preferred theme or just plain lego?

>> No.5727801

>>5727793

Pirates, Adventurers, and SPACE POLICE were here.

Everything else? Faggots.

>> No.5727809

>>5727792
once you made the car and the roller coaster k'nex lost their glamour.

Now the old Erector set toys were awesome as you could make weapons which actually hurt people.

>> No.5727812

>>5727801

Old-school Blacktron-era Space Police, by the way.

Modern SP? Full retard.

>> No.5727813

>>5727772

>Some moaning MP3 shit

I can never understand how that would help a guy maintain or strengthen his penis. I've tried it once and it always seems so pointless.

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>>5727793
I think we can all agree that the best sets were those set either in space, on ice, or underwater.
That angry looking submarine was the best thing ever.

>> No.5727825

>>5727744
Thank you.

that link just cost me next weeks paycheck.

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>>5727815

>space

Yes.

>> No.5727828

>>5727813
Perhaps the same could be said of all fetishes.

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>>5727815

>Implying The Angry Fucking Blimp was NOT God Tier

>> No.5727844

>>5727836
looks more FUCK YEAH rather than angry

>> No.5727846

I still receive those lego club magazine, am I the only one?

>> No.5727852
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>>5727836
I think we can establish a rule saying that anything that is both Lego and angry-looking is awesome.

>> No.5727865

>>5727759
Those fuckers always pinched me.

>> No.5727871

>>5727852

I am in favor of this fucking rule. I had a shitload of ANGRY FUCKING LEGO vehicles.

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>>5727871
I would like to mention the angry plane as a prime example of how angry faces make everything better.

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>>5727893

Also, THIS MOTHERFUCKER. RIGHT HERE.

>> No.5727968

>>5727815
I used the angry cockpit to make an angry swat kats plane once.

>> No.5727975

>>5727968
SWAT KATS

THAT WAS A CARTOON

ON BEFORE VOLTRON

YEAH

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>>5727942
If space and bugs weren't enough, they also had an awesome space bug collection.

>> No.5727979

This thread is reported for making me miss my gigantic tub of legos I had as a kid

>> No.5727986

>>5727979


I still have all my Legos.

Including my Lego Black Seas Barracuda from the old days.

You = faggot.

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This fucker was the centerpiece of my collection.

>> No.5728064

Knights ones were the best after the Space sets. Ice planet, M-tron, Black Falcons, Wolf pack. THE best sets in lego history. The Black/Dragon knights with the old school dragons and the blue wizard, and last years with the skeletons and orcs were pretty cool too.

>> No.5728079

>>5728064
I couldn't stand the knight sets. Sorry, bro.
Aquazone or Adventure all the way for me.

>> No.5728097

I remember breaking all my Baby Teeth with Lego.

>> No.5728311

Construx was here.
Legos are for faggots.

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>>5728311

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