/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

puffy vulva moe~

[Anonymous No.]

i like puffy...

[Anonymous No.]

This thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

it's bulbous

[Anonymous No.]

wat is diff btween vulva n labia magora?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726127

"Vulva" is the whole genital area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726096
What sort of force is pushing the back part of her dress that hard over her crotch?

Also you are now aware that you cannot see her panties in this image.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726169

I prefer the term 'Mound of Venus', PERSONALLY.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726196
Except that's not the area the term refers too?
Nice one, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726196
Mons is the front part though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726212
Her face doesn't look anything like a puffy vulva

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726236
oh nigga you just went full retard.
She's a wolf, do the math.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726236

Perhaps she isn't implying that either. Maybe she's just pulling her cheeks to get it to sound proper with her fangs and big floppy tongue.

It ain't easy getting stuff to sound likeable when you are a wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726244
She's a fox though...

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726222
>>5726229
>>5726236
>>5726244

>My countenance

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726264
what? Go read the novel again.

[Anonymous No.]

The puffy vulva is also ideally shaped so that the tip of the male's penis can easily hook into its fold to be directed into the vagina during copulation. During copulation the male thrusts his penis into and out of the female's vagina while shifting his weight from one leg to the other in order to work his bulbus glandis into her. This locks the male's penis into the female's cervix, which undulates to stimulate his penis to erection. Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two Wolves together; thus coitus is achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726290
>Implying I read it to begin with.

I don't care about fox girls that aren't in porn. And if it's just about puffy vulva or speech jokes, then I don't want to. Just explain the image joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726385

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726385

Preservation of human knowledge aside... why would anyone have this saved?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726442

>I don't care about fox girls that aren't in porn.

The great and mighty Inari isn't picky with her worshippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726442
Ok, now I know you're retarded.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Just accept that Horo is, in fact, a wolf. Not a fox, but a wolf. Sure, there's a whole monster of mythology around the Japanese fox and very little around the Japanese wolf, but fact remains.

Apparently Japanese wolves were red or somesuch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726509
>He didn't read my furry novel so he's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

how do i make my volvo puffy its all square

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726565

Apparently, you are not familiar with the diagram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726455
It's in the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726602
This diagram that says they're types of furries?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726628

Yes, but... why? What exactly possesses someone to save a passage detailing the mating of wolves, and to post it as a general reply to a vaguely defined statement about the shape of outer female genetalia?

Also, left - wolf, right - fox.
The confusion can be understood in this context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726671
10% is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726680
The biologist inside of me protests that wolves are larger than foxes.

At any rate, Horo can eat the whore up with a single bite anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726681
None of them are the best, unless you like boys.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5726680
Breast size is directly proportional to power level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726704
Horo is a demigod. Your hypothesis is invalid.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726699

Certainly. Horo's wolf form is big as a Volvo while Kuugen's fox form is... very large for a fox, but not really impressive in comparison.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726680
>>5726722

Yes, but what if they mated?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5726711

And Kuugen isn't?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

On the other hand, Kuugen has a lot - perhaps too much - of hocus pocus going on while an angered Horo pretty much just rips your head out of its socket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726729
As if my pure Horo would have anything to do with such a lewd fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726385

That gave me such a hard on.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726763

>a lewd fox.

them's fighting words, mister

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726753
Not nearly as powerful. She got sealed. Horo was worshipped, as true deities normally are.

There lies their difference.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726763

Gyokuyou would never allow it.
Seriously, the guy throws a fit at everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726765
There's nothing weird about that. It's talking about sex, and you're imagining penetrating a human woman's cervix and having it massage you to orgasm.

By the way, you will never experience that.

[Scandaroon !/n8SKATORI No.]

>>5726782

For all you know, he could become a rapist. You don't know.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726798

>My Countenance when you assumed that /jp/edos had the physical strength to rape somebody

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726809
Aren't you a negro, arc? Your kind is known for being rapists. I'm sure you have it in you.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726763

What if the lewd fox looks like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726815
IT MUST DIE!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726825

>My Countenance when you implied that other races haven't done their share of raping

Also, I'm not really -from- /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726798
human cervices can't massage though

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726848
When you think prison rape, the first thing that comes to mind is a large, well endowed, nubian male. Not denying other races rape all the time, but you have it branded all over your face.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726840

Rest assured, if it's competition you fear, it could be worse. Much, much worse.
Foxkind seems to have produced a surprising number of bishies throughout the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726815
It was bad enough that you were considering hot, wild yuri sex. But this? This is just vile.

[Anonymous No.]

Not enough puffy vulvas in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726870
Yet none of them match up to the standards Kurama set.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726865

>My Countenance when you revealed your fantasies of being raped by a minority

I'm engaged to !CIEL, anyway.

Get Helen to do it. She's huge and has huge muscles. Probably stronger than all of /jp/ combined.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726874

Kuugen and Gyokuyou are most convenient characters. Straight, yuri, yaoi? Pick your poison, it can be arranged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726911
>Straight, yuri, yaoi
All of the above at the same time.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5726907
>I'm engaged to !CIEL

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726879

But that's asking the impossible.
The guy predates fandom as we know it. He predates geocities fansites. If you count the manga he nearly predates public internet. He's basically from a world that doesn't exist anymore.

He's pretty much the closest fandom has come to creating an actual mystic fox deity in the religious sense of its own.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5726907
Helba isn't stronger than my chi

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726907

... honour forbids me.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5726920

... simultaneous?
Going to be trickier. Not even Simoun dared pull something like that off, although they were certainly more limited.

I'm not sure Kuugen is quite quick enough in the head to pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5726998
Why would you say that? Do you have any clue how many nights I've stayed up, fapping myself to sleep at the thought of your giant, well-toned body slamming me down, and raping me from behind with a strap-on, all while haughtily laughing at me, calling me a pathetic excuse of a man, and grinding into me all the more whilst doing so?

Why would you deny me this?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5726974
>>5726998

Not saying you're not strong !CIEL, but I advise against fighting Helen. She will rip and tear you, for serious.

And then I'd never see my Butt again ;_; .

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727159
I will be careful so you won't have to worry about losing me and I won't fight with Helba, we are friends anyway.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5727174

You can spar with her if you want, but if she gets too playful, I can't help you! Remember I'm weak against the Master Oni Race.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5727152

It isn't in my nature.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry curry, if you die I'll make sure arc keeps to the back of the bus.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727265
I'd rather spar with you if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5727273
Aww..
Another lifetime disappointment

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5727330

brun

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727309
That's what your mother said when she gave birth to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5727330
Halen already ruined my dreams and you kick me when I'm down, Curry? Why? I trusted you.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727367
I'm sorry!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5727367

Awww, she was just trying to cheer you up. Don't be so down. Here, you can blow your nose in my dress.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5727309

So you say, but consider it this way.
Not only do you avoid the risk of injury associated with rough sex, but you also avoid the possible lasting medical implications of having your rear end violated with a plastic implement. You also avoid having your self esteem destroyed even further, and perhaps, just perhaps, you will come to realise that indeed, you are far from a pathetic excuse of a man. Perhaps you will realise in time that there is yet potential in you, and in time you will come to realise your flaws and work to eliminate them. Perhaps with your indifference to your body being violated, you will find the motivation to strengthen your body and mind alike. And certainly that will all come very much in handy if/when the apocalypse arrives and you ride forth into the frozen wastes to rally your retainers among the surviving barbarians and in time, become king by your own hand.

... but that is another story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5727459
You sure thought far ahead

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727459
So basically, his body will be ready?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5727475

Someone has to keep those frequently referred "other stories" in mind.

[Necrobrotent No.]

you all think too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5727459
>You also avoid having your self esteem destroyed even further
Hey, just because I have masochist fantasies about strong women doesn't mean I don't think highly of myself. I pride myself on my ability to enjoy my fantasies and fetish and separate them from my personal ideals and daily life. It's sounds strange to explain, but I guess it can be settled to something like, "What I like in sex and how I am are completely different things".

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5727516

And you barely think at all.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>5727539
You make it sound like thats a bad thing.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727539

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5727550

I am appalled that you can't see why it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5727459
And I thought I was crazy when I justified using a mechanical clock by mentioning that nuclear holocausts result in it being hard to find batteries.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>5727566
Whatever makes you feel better about the situation.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

It's 7 in the morning here, and Anon speaks with many voices. One voice is asking me to rape his ass with a strapon. It's nightmarish.
Perhaps I'm already asleep, and perhaps this is a strange dream. Certainly, there's just been the general fox deity thread I've secretly hoped for but been too shy to start for months, and that's unlikely enough to be a dream. Or perhaps, through some unlikely twist of fate, said fox deities actually exist and one is pulling some odd stunt right now. Perhaps among the Anons watching, a handful of golden haired, fox eared and tailed voluptous girls are sitting giggling at computers in the distance, content at confusing them pitiful mortals.

Perhaps I should go to bed before I actually begin to believe this.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

>>5727685
A world where everyone's dreams have CurryButt in them is too good for humanity to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5727685
It's just a bad dream bro

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>5727685
Make that thread tomorrow, its supposed to be sunny and rainy.

Thats a fox diety related thing.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Good thing, then. If it was a dream, then that might imply I would wake up if I went to sleep in the dream.

>>5727711

Perhaps so.
Goodnight, /jp/. Sweet dreams with or without rape depending on your personal preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'd also just like to say that the purpose of this thread is so that I can say "I fucking called it" when we turn out to become as shitty as /a/ is now.
>Mon May 26 00:33:54 2008

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