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5723406 No.5723406 [Reply] [Original]

Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.5723413

GAMBATTE

>> No.5723428

>/a/

>> No.5723429

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>> No.5723431

If there was a 30 year old japanese cowboy at my highschool I'd have been his bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ZPwxeE6n0

>> No.5723432

I liked the one with the revolver more. Fits better with the cowboy theme.

>> No.5723437

Your new Castlevania game looks like shit.

>> No.5723439
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>> No.5723490

>>5723406

If all weeaboos looked half as cool as this guy, they'd be a lot more acceptable

Goddamn look at that nicely trimmed facial hair. That man could probably kick my ass

>> No.5723508

>>5723490

really though, is there anyone who COULDN'T kick your ass?

>> No.5723551

>>5723508
My mom, she is a gentle soul who doesn't believe in violence.

>> No.5723557

>>5723490
You could probably earn yourself some respect with one of those mustaches you always see on samurai in movies, and a genuine-looking kabuto.

>> No.5724094

fuck it. if i ever go to japan i'm dressing exactly like this guy.

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