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5720366 No.5720366 [Reply] [Original]

Let's try to have an Umineko thread without Shkannon.

Do your best, /jp/.

>> No.5720374

It will be hard if you do not do anything past mentioning ShKanon in the op!

>> No.5720409

Who has the best ass in Umineko? I'd say Erika.

>> No.5720421

>>5720409
Battler

>> No.5720426

>>5720409
Erika has the best everything.

>> No.5720434

Who in the Umineko cast takes the best shits?

>> No.5720451

>>5720434
I'd say Krauss or George.

>> No.5720478

>>5720434
Ryu07

>> No.5720489

Let's talk about when Umineko jumped the shark.
I say episode 3.

>> No.5720513

>>5720489
I concur. Hempel's Raven my ass.

>> No.5720526

>>5720489
Episode 1's tea party.

>> No.5720527

>>5720489
I say it's still fucking awesome

>> No.5720603

>>5720489
Episode 4. Before that it was pretty reasonable.

>> No.5720641

>>5720527
You are clearly in the minority.
Will you be happy with multiple personality bullshit and DID?

>> No.5720677

>>5720641
>thread without Shkannon

>> No.5720689

>>5720641
You don't even know that's how it will end up in.

>> No.5720773

Excepting Shkannon, what do you expect in EP7?

>> No.5720784

>>5720773
Answers about who is the other battler

>> No.5720797

>>5720773
Bern

>> No.5720806

>>5720489
Episode 4.
Coincidentally, it's when I stopped bothering to read it.

Episode 3 was good only for that ending. Fuck, Beatrice tore my heart out on that one.
Then Episode 4 came and it was nothing but Ange whoremoaning about how shitty her life is.

Thinking about reading Episode 5 and 6, if only for Erika and Bern. Not unreasonable, is it?

>> No.5720822

"There are 17 people."
Shannon, Kanon and Genji keep insisting that they are "furniture", not human. We are short of 3 people. It would have been even better if it Kinzo's death wasn't claimed in red and he was actually the culprit!

>> No.5720839

>>5720822
It would have been even better if Kinzo had actually just faked his death with the servants' help to troll Krauss and Natsuhi, and wasn't the culprit anyway.

>> No.5720887
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5720887

>Let's try to have an Umineko thread without Shkannon.
Easy enough...

>> No.5720904

>>5720887
Why are you adding your persona on every possible image?

>> No.5720899

>>5720887
It all makes sense now, Mugen is the culprit!

>> No.5720911

>>5720887
>>5720899

Son of a bitch. You're Maria's dad arne't you, mugen?

>> No.5720927

Teatrice is true. (Am I the only one that actually supports this theory?)

>> No.5720931
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5720931

>>5720904
Hmm... now that I think of it... I dunno... maybe I'm just enjoying self inserting myself in every possible scenario to escape my dull, boring and financially rewarding life?...

>> No.5720945

>>5720927
No, teatrice is cool. Especially a Teapot falling in love with Battler.

>> No.5720973
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5720973

>>5720911
No!... but my wife named our Daughter... believe it or not...

Beatrice...

...and I'm not even kidding on that. Hell, I didn't even know Seacats back then...

>>5720899
Hey! I got an alibi!...

>> No.5721010

Why is Mugen still here while funnier tripfags like deleted were banned?

>> No.5721014

>>5720973
You got a wife? She married into money, right?

Because you are hideous.

>> No.5721141

Mugen, is it true you lost three of your fingers in a drug trafficking related incident?

>> No.5721132

>>5721014
Oy-oy...I'm quite handsome actually... my wife may not be moe-moe unlike your waifus and we had a somewhat rocky (and drunken) start... we were meant for each other. She's supportive of my endeavors and always there to support me whenever I'm stressed or low point. She knows about my adventures in /jp/ land and 4chan in general and is very understanding... the qualities of an almost perfect wife...

>> No.5721146

>>5721132
>I'm quite handsome actually
The fuck am I reading?

>> No.5721202

>>5721141
Umm... could you replace Drug Trafficking with Drunk Driving please?...

>> No.5721216

>>5721132
Mugen, if your picture you posted is any indication, you are one frail asian with a bad mustache and fashion sense. You are below average... for an asian, which is low in the first place.

By drunken and rocky start you mean date rape, right? Figures.

>> No.5721251

>>5721216
What can I do?... I was on a diet when that picture was taken... On regular days, I'm actually err... slightly heavier and wider... slightly...

>> No.5721262

>>5721216
>By drunken and rocky start you mean date rape, right? Figures.
Hey!... I'm the victim that day OK!...

>> No.5721287

>>5721262

You were drunk and got her pregnant, right?

>> No.5721298

>>5721287
.............................................................................bingo

>> No.5721351
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5721351

I do believe all the duct tape is enough foreshadowing for us to believe that MacGyver had soemthing to do with it.

>> No.5721505

>>5721262

Of course. Erika is Macgyver.

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