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ITT: Horrible things you would like to do to Saten

>> No.5715374

Shave her head.

>> No.5715378

Sage her thread.

IM A DIRTY DIRTY BOY.

>> No.5715385

Steal the flower she put in her hair.

>> No.5715379

>>5715374
>>5715374
>>5715374

>> No.5715380

>>5715374

/thread

>> No.5715392

rape her against her will

>> No.5715398

deflower her

>> No.5715405

shave off her pubes.

>> No.5715408

steal her panties

>> No.5715412

bully her at school

>> No.5715432

have sex with her hair and steal her flower she keeps there

>> No.5715434

tuck her in her bed and give her a nice, warm kiss right on the forehead

>> No.5715435

cum in her desk drawer.

>> No.5715449

Put tacks in her school shoes

>> No.5715453

read her diary aloud in class

>> No.5715458

kill her cat

>> No.5715459

Make threads about her on /jp/

>> No.5715460

Kill her cat and mail it to her in a shoebox

>> No.5715466

cum on her hair while she sleeps

>> No.5715469

Write her a fake love letter and sign it with the name of the handsomest boy in class.

>> No.5715470

why all the hate? what did she ever do to you?

>> No.5715474
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5715474

punch her in the face

>> No.5715482

I'd harm her emotionally by killing all of her best friends

>> No.5715483

A boy or girl's behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys, one 7 and one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet. Then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 year old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except the head—bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven (all of his ass), boiled, broiled, fried and stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time, I was living at 409 E 100 St. near—right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3, 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese—strawberries. We had lunch. Saten sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her. On the pretense of taking her to a party. You said yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wildflowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down the stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mamma. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms. Cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her though I could of had I wished.

>> No.5715486
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5715486

can't wait till we get a mod so all you sick fucks can get banned

>> No.5715487

throw paper-balls at her

>> No.5715496

Spread nasty rumors about her around the school

>> No.5715525

i will never do anything bad to saten-san

>> No.5715530
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5715530

Poorly photoshop her into lewd images and send them to her grandparents.

>> No.5715546

kiss her <3

>> No.5715556

>>5715546
That's disgusting
Kill yourself

>> No.5715575

Taunt her about being a level 0

>> No.5715581

spread rumors about her

>> No.5715584

consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off

>> No.5715602

I'll try to do bad things to her but in the end she will win my heart with her power of friendship. Then I would confess it was all my doings and she would forgive me and we will become friends.

>> No.5715607
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>>5715584

>> No.5715618

Take her out to a nice steak dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

>> No.5715626

kiss her womb with my foot

>> No.5715644

>>5715607
Brutal, isn't it?

>> No.5715649
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>> No.5715657

Pinch her :3

>> No.5715659

Ejaculate on her face every night.

>> No.5715671

report this thread

>> No.5715685

Call her SatAn

>> No.5715705

make her post on /jp/ at gunpoint

>> No.5715720

>>5715474
saucceee

>> No.5715761

FORCED CONSENSUAL SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION?...

>> No.5715775
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5715775

kiss her without brushing my teeth beforehand

>> No.5715768

>>5715761
you're not the real mugen, get out faker.

>> No.5715804

>>5715705

Worst thing so far.

>> No.5715809
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>>5715768
No... I am your beloved Uncle Mugen... My trip?... it's a long story but for some odd reason... trips are being flipped and now I ended up with some snot sticking to my tripcode... I don't like it but it's the only thing I got...

>> No.5715815

>>5715809
prove that you're the real mugen!

>> No.5715827

>>5715815
See the ellipses?... This is a sign of intelligence... something only a handful of posters in /jp/ has... like me, your Uncle Mugen...

>> No.5715845

>>5715815
He is, bro. Donmai.

>> No.5715857

>>5715845
Thanks Derek...

>> No.5715861
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>>5715827
>>5715809
why do you still post here oh why

>> No.5715862

>>5715827
... and you wonder why people call you a retard and a shitposter.

>> No.5715867

>>5715862
No, I don't think he does.

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>>5715827
I has ellipses... Can I be a Mugen, too?...

>> No.5715876
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5715876

Make her Check em'

>> No.5715887

I would tell her that I would let anything horrible happen to her.

In other words, I'd lie to her.

>> No.5715890

Stop the ellipsis abuse!

>> No.5715899
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>>5715861
Think of it as some sort of lone crusade... here is a place called /jp/ infested with swarms of butthurt, reports flying left and right and smoking sages plus everyday reposts... then here I was... giving the remaining inhabitants of this land a small relieve by entertaining you my friends... I will make you life here in /jp/ somewhat tolerable, giving you hope that /jp/ might not be such a bad place afterall... C'mon!... Put your hands into the screen... can you feel my love and aura flowing thru your body?... share it with others... email it I dunno but spread the love that is Uncle Mugen...

>> No.5715900

Not let him become the second.

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