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>> No.5714317

God damn you /jp/ for ruining Yuugi for me.

>> No.5714329

all we need now is the copypasta

>> No.5714332

HURK HURK HURK

>> No.5714337

Have you ever HURKed so hard that you derped?

>> No.5714363
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5714363

You will never be smothered and vomited on by a gigantic, drunk blonde with a horn.

>> No.5714367
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>>5714329

Which of them? There are at least three.

>> No.5714369

Have you guys ever imagine Yuugi destroying your pelvis?

>> No.5714391

I just had to reinstall Windows and lost my Yuugi folder, so please. Continue.

>> No.5714450
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5714450

1: The infamous HURK HURK and it's "warm concrete" mutation.
2: Yuugi tenderly snusnu-ing Anon, several posts long.
3: Yuugi brutally violating Anon rectally and bashing in his skull when he won't stop crying.

Pick your poison.

>> No.5714460

>>5714450
Two please. Already read the others.

>> No.5714500

>>5714450

Is there a story where a traveler must pass her bridge to get to his destination, but she demands he pay a toll, OR have a nice game of chess with her?

By "a nice game of chess" I don't mean some outlandish euphemism for sex. I'm talking about the square, checked board with pieces on it. It starred in The Seventh Seal.

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>>5714460

Poor wording on my part.
Wish I could help you there, but sadly I don't have a lot of pasta saved. The only exception I recall off the top of my head was a rather nice ASCII Merkava /k/ spat out in a split second of clarity between aeons of madness.

>>5714500

Don't think there is.
Figure Yuugi herself may be the punishment awaiting travellers who pass the only bridge around Former Hell without pleasing the local princess.

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