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/jp/, I think there's something seriously wrong with me.

I just realized that the Touhous I'm most attracted to are the big breasted hags.

>> No.5713898

>>5713847
There's nothing wrong with you, you just have poor taste

>> No.5713927
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5713927

My favorite has nice assets too.

>> No.5713977

>>5713927
But she's not an old hag

>> No.5713984

We've been over this. Yuyuko is not a hag.

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>> No.5714032

>>5713977
Patchouli is old. Almost as old as Remilia.

>> No.5714124

>>5714032

Patchouli is about 100 years old.

>> No.5714150

Kanako is the only good """""hag""""" your name calling sucks by the way.

>> No.5714247
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5714247

>>5713847

There is nothing wrong with you. You are perfectly healthy.

>> No.5714296
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5714296

>>5713898

Also, everyone is free to have their own taste. But you may want to get used to the idea that a rather busty older woman will briefly enter your life in an unspecified future.

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5714318

>>5714296

>> No.5714342

>>5713847

I don't think there's anything wrong with you, per se. In fact, most of middle America would probably agree with you.

Your taste just sucks.

>> No.5714350
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5714350

>>5714318

Don't get your hopes up. It will be brief, strictly professional, and quite possibly rather traumatic.

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5714381

>>5714350
It would be worth it just to see her make this face afterward.

>> No.5714388
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5714388

There's nothing wrong with you. They're hot. It's possible to like both the hags and the moeblobs as well.

>> No.5714455

You're normal, you have no problem. For a /jp/ user, that's a seriously unexpected thing.

>> No.5714605

The only three that really deserve hag status are Eirin, Kanako and Yukari (;_; I could have loved her if she were a loli).

Byakuren is borderline.

>> No.5714631

>>5714605
> Eirin

fuck you

>> No.5714641

>>5714350
You underestimate my ability to suavely charm her after the mountains of eroge I've read.

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>>5714641

You overestimate her interest.

>> No.5714688

>>5714631

Not only is she canonically a caretaker figure, but she's never depicted even in fanworks as someone with a cheery youthful personality (Unless it's part of the particular special gimmick taking place, and even then it's acknowledged as out of the ordinary).

>> No.5714690

I wish to enter into a loving, long term relationship with one of the big breasted hags. That's much more screwed up.

>> No.5714706

>>5714688
and she old as hell

>> No.5714742

>>5714706

Age doesn't hold much weight in touhou, it's more about physical appearance and demeanour.

Eirin still qualifies on both counts.

>> No.5714891

Wait, wait, wait. Is that the stage title panel?

>> No.5714913

>>5714891
This is directed at >>5714388

>> No.5716866

>>5714913
Uh.. That's a quaint question, but I don't think it is.

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