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/jp/ please help me. There are visits in the living room and I wanna piss, but there are no bottles in my room. What should I do?

>> No.5708302

Typical /jp/scum.

>> No.5708309

piss so that you drink your piss

>> No.5708322

Piss out of the window you fucking moron

>> No.5708318
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5708318

>>5708302

>> No.5708316

out of the window please.

>> No.5708315

visit is a verb, not a noun

what you should do is consult a dictionary

>> No.5708310

go to the toilet, it's not that hard

>> No.5708323

>>5708299

1. Hold your p0n0s directly to your mouth
2. Pee

>> No.5708331

Wet your pants, duh.

real /jp/ slither in scum and filth.

>> No.5708332

>>5708315
English is not my native language; sue me for such a big mistake.

>> No.5708345

Quit being a colossal pussy and go to the bathroom.

>> No.5708346

>>5708318
Gladly.

>> No.5708350

>>5708310
What part of visit did you not understand?

>> No.5708359

Hold it, the urge will go away after a while.

>> No.5708362

>>5708345
I'd rather wait until my bladder explodes.

>> No.5708372

Wear a blindfold and earmuffs

>> No.5708379

>>5708299
piss all over this board to relieve yourself

>> No.5708383

Kill yourself and your dilemma will be solved.

>> No.5708406

suicide is the only possible way out.

>> No.5708403
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>>5708372
Its your fault for not being a properly prepared NEET with social anxiety. Enjoy having your pants full of piss.

>> No.5708407

>>5708403
Quoted your post accidentally nevermind.

>> No.5708419
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5708419

Transform the pains of having a full bladder into pleasure.

>> No.5708420
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5708420

How about this?

>> No.5708434

THEY DONT GO AWAY JESUS CHRIST. Why people like to futile chit-chat so much.

>> No.5708446
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5708446

>>5708299

Go to the toilet, as normal persons do. Pic absolutely unrelated.

>> No.5708453

>>5708434

Piss out your window

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>>5708446
GO TO THE BATHROOM. WOW, HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

>> No.5708467

OP you should train this.
Omorashi (オモラシ / おもらし / お漏らし?) is a fetish subculture recognized predominantly in Japan, in which participants experience arousal from having a full bladder or a sexual attraction to someone else experiencing the feeling of a full bladder. Outside of Japan, it is not usually identified separately from urolagnia (urine fetish) though however they are different things. Westerners who do make the distinction commonly use phrases such as "bladder desperation" or "panty wetting." The Japanese language term from which the subculture's name is derived means "to wet oneself," literally translated, "leaking." The word is also occasionally romanized as "omorasi" in the Kunrei-shiki romanization system.

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5708496

>>5708467

>> No.5708483

>>5708446
Source of this screenshot?

>> No.5708501

>>5708496

you spelled fascinating wrong dude

>> No.5708509

>>5708467
What the fuck am I re-
Wait, this actually makes perfect sense. Thank you, anon!!

>> No.5708515

>>5708501
hello low quality scandaroon impersonator

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>>5708483

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>>5708467
All this urine inside me is starting to make me feel hot right now if you ask me.

>> No.5708550

you should have trained your bladder in school by not using the public restroom
even if you really had to go on the arriving bus, you'd have learned how to hold it for 8 hours

>> No.5708551

They're gone, thank you for the attention /jp/!! I will now proceed to relieve myself and then delete this thread.

>> No.5708553
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5708553

/jp/, your fetishes starts to become disgusting. I know you connect the urine with the genital aparatum and the act of sex, but that shouldn't be like that.

>> No.5708561

>>5708551
Don't forget to keep a bottle around.

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