You have been granted access to gensokyo. But, you may only take three of your personal possessions. No bags/boxes full of things, just 3 single items. What do you bring?

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Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:46:59 2010 No.5691730 [Reply] [Original]

You have been granted access to gensokyo.

But, you may only take three of your personal possessions. No bags/boxes full of things, just 3 single items.

What do you bring?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:47:59 2010 No.5691741 My shirt, my pants, and my glasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:47:59 2010 No.5691747 Cigs, lighter, and condomns

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 21:47:59 2010 No.5691748 Nothing. I stay home and post on 4chan.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 21:48:59 2010 No.5691751 File: 71 KB, 232x250, yayoicandefeatwalls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My 3DS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:48:59 2010 No.5691759 Do I automagically become the little youkai girl upon entering?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:49:59 2010 No.5691768 Warhead, hammer, lead overcoat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:49:59 2010 No.5691772 Chemistry textbook Physic textbook Instructions on how to make vodka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:49:59 2010 No.5691773 >>5691730 - Picture of Reimu - Camera Obscura - $100 in ones

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 21:49:59 2010 No.5691778 Aviators Gun Orchid for waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:49:59 2010 No.5691779 Am I safe in assuming that's me, probably unconscious, that Suwako sees?

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:51:59 2010 No.5691791

I actually can't think of anything. Computer is a nono because I can't use it over there, and it'd count as more than one item if you're counting each part of hardware individually.

Iunno. My dakimakura, a Touhou doujin, and maybe a figure or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:52:59 2010 No.5691803 Toothbrush, razor and a change of underwear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:52:59 2010 No.5691806 Sidearm, coagulant packet, ammunition (bandage roll if ammunition counts as a "box" of something)

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:52:59 2010 No.5691814

photos of many random things of this world such as buildings, places, etc. That will make them have interest on me since I'm showing then how is the outside world is so they don't have to go outside and see it on their own.

A camera. (for obvious reasons)

My glasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:52:59 2010 No.5691815 A bolt, a gun, and a bottle of water.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 21:52:59 2010 No.5691818 File: 119 KB, 421x265, laughin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5691806 >>5691778 GUNS ARE MADE OF MORE THAN ONE ITEM YOU CAN'T BRING IT

>>	Matt Sat Jul 17 21:52:59 2010 No.5691820 glasses, bible, hat

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 21:53:59 2010 No.5691829 >>5691815 A bottle of water would be two items. A bottle, and then the water itself.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 21:53:59 2010 No.5691831 >>5691820 >bible >implying your Christian God can save you from the horror

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:54:59 2010 No.5691838
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My MIDI keyboard.
My laptop. (I hope the kappa have invented electricity.)
My speakers.

MUSIC ALL DAY ERRY DAY!
Me, Mystia and the Prismrivers are going to make a fortune!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:54:59 2010 No.5691839 A camera Garlic Hunting knife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:54:59 2010 No.5691840 >>5691831 Why do you assume he meant the Christian Bible?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 21:54:59 2010 No.5691841 >>5691814 Good idea. I would ditch the gun for a digital picture frame with thousands of images of what my world looks like on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:55:59 2010 No.5691843 big box of condoms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:55:59 2010 No.5691848 >>5691829 a 3DS is many items, a case and an assortment of electrical components

>>	&ponpo& Sat Jul 17 21:55:59 2010 No.5691850 Ricoh GR1s, bag stuffed with EDC items (I'm cheating) laptop.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 21:55:59 2010 No.5691852

I think bringing a gun would be stupid anyway. What could you kill with it?

They dodge shit all day, you won't hit anything with one, and even if you do there's no proof a bullet would harm them. The best thing you could do is fuck up the human village with a gun, that is if they are even completely like humans on our side.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:55:59 2010 No.5691857 >>5691848 You can bring three atoms; which elements are they?

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 21:56:59 2010 No.5691860 File: 132 KB, 500x637, 1277678296018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5691848 Yeah but it starts with a 3 so it only counts as 3 items.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:56:59 2010 No.5691861 SCP-113 A knife made of Telekill alloy A map

>>	Matt Sat Jul 17 21:56:59 2010 No.5691862 >>5691831 I will convert my waifu to christianity, marry her, and then have consensual sex in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:56:59 2010 No.5691863 >>5691773 >Camera Obscura Why? You can make your own pretty easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:57:59 2010 No.5691874 3 bottles of lube

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:57:59 2010 No.5691876 >>5691862 Decimal system?

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:57:59 2010 No.5691882

>>5691759
Yes, and the items you bring have an effect on the type of youkai you will become. If you, say, try to bring a bottle of water, you will find that you're a kameosa now and the bottle is your actual body. If you bring a self-written grimoire you can be a magician. If you bring a hammer you'll end up being ippondatara, if you bring an orchid it'll end up being a yorishiro that enshrines you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:57:59 2010 No.5691887 >>5691839 What other Bible is there?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 21:57:59 2010 No.5691888 >>5691862 You just lost your chance to get into gensokyo.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !TDwHWYYE2w Sat Jul 17 21:58:11 2010 No.5691898 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:58:59 2010 No.5691893 -Money - for Reimu -Cucumber - for Nitori -A book - for Patchouli That should buy me enough favors to make sure I don't die horribly for the first few days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:58:59 2010 No.5691899 Pencil, paper, and clipboard to write/draw about it then post it on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:58:59 2010 No.5691900 AA-12 fully loaded with Frag-12 rounds MP5 M82A1 rifle with NVG optics. Let's roll.

>>	Matt Sat Jul 17 21:58:59 2010 No.5691904 >>5691888 No, also Patchy could read it if she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:59:59 2010 No.5691907 >>5691882 Cool concept, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:59:59 2010 No.5691909 >>5691862 Way to ruin a good thing, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:59:59 2010 No.5691911 >>5691852 If you killed/tried to kill a human from the village with a gun you'd be dead before you know it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:59:59 2010 No.5691916 Assuming I have my clothes, I'd bring a swiss army knife, some food, and water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 21:59:59 2010 No.5691918 >>5691852 >I think bringing a gun would be stupid anyway. What could you kill with it? Everything "I have faith that this bullet will kill you" Why do you think Gensokyo sealed itself off anyways?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 21:59:59 2010 No.5691919 >>5691899 How would you post it on 4chan? >>5691882 If I bring a turtle, would I become a turtle girl?

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:00:59 2010 No.5691922

>>5691852
Well, modern weaponry probably does harm them, since the Apollo team fucked up the rabbit youkai with 1970's technology. But, if your in Gensyoko, ammo is going to be very scarce if nonexistent, so after shooting a few rounds, the gun will be as useful as a paperweight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:01:59 2010 No.5691929 >>5691922 This is very true, so I don't think guns are any use.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:01:59 2010 No.5691932 >>5691919 You'll become Genji.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:01:59 2010 No.5691933 >>5691863 What? Need a weapon, and since knives are useless without stopping time, I can threaten all youkai to capture their sous if they don't take me to Hakurei Shrine. The money is self explanatory.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:01:59 2010 No.5691934 >>5691932 FUCK YEAR

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:01:59 2010 No.5691935 >>5691929 You can hunt for food. >>5691932 horray!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:02:59 2010 No.5691940 >>5691922 Presumably you wouldn't need ammo, because you'd just be using the gun as a theme prop while firing bullets with your spiritual powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:03:59 2010 No.5691949 >>5691933 I don't think Gensokyo uses American money, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:03:59 2010 No.5691953 >>5691922 -M249 SAW -set to semi-automatic -GOOD TO GO UNLESS YOU'RE A SHITTY SHOT

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:03:59 2010 No.5691955 >>5691949 Virgin blood is the currency of gensokyo.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:04:59 2010 No.5691967
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>>5691953
>I play modern warfare so I think using a machine gun is an easy thing to do even though I'm a fat kid who probably couldn't handle lifting it up, let alone carrying it constantly and shooting it while doing so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:05:59 2010 No.5691971 Duct tape Zip ties Rope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:05:59 2010 No.5691973 Would I just be thrown out in the wild I would bring. My longcoat, survival knife, lighter. With that I might be able to last a few days

>>	Ayashiro !Hime2512LA Sat Jul 17 22:05:59 2010 No.5691977 Define "single item". Otherwise, we're all stuck lugging around elementary particles.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:05:59 2010 No.5691978

>>5691953
Forgot to mention, but you also believe the accuracy of such would be high "unless youre a shitty shot"

So I won't accept any bullshit about "HURR NO I OWN ONE I SHOOT IT ALL THE TIME WHILE SHOOTING AT FLYING GIRLS WHO ARE THORWING THINGS AT ME either.

You are a faggot who thinks video games are the same as real life.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:06:59 2010 No.5691980 >>5691971 how long can touhous hold their breath?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:06:59 2010 No.5691985 >>5691918 Bad idea, Gensokyo works like Mage. Your faith in the fact that bullets kill youkai doesn't mean anything when literally everyone else thinks otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:06:59 2010 No.5691986 >>5691967 >implying I don't live in the midwest where firearms are about as common as the cornfields

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:06:59 2010 No.5691989 >>5691967 >>5691978 Get 'em Curry! Get 'em!

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:07:59 2010 No.5691995 >>5691978 You're being mean curry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:07:59 2010 No.5691998 >>5691985 >Gensokyo works like Mage [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:07:59 2010 No.5691999 Tissues, Chloraform, Rope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:07:59 2010 No.5692000 >>5691973 Replace the longcoat with a greatcoat, the knife with a machete and the lighter with a flame thrower.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:07:59 2010 No.5692003

>>5691986
I never said you own no weapons or have never fired them, now did I?

I was speaking about a specific weapon - as well as having to carry it around with you, run, dodge being attacked in large open areas that you are unfamiliar with - and still manage to shoot back with yoru supposed amazing aim.

You are not in the shape to do that.

If you have ever fired a heavy weapon it was most likely driven somewhere via a motor vehicle and then unloaded, put on the ground, and made ready for you beforehand.

I am not wrong. Enjoy your delusions and go back to playing your counter strike.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:08:59 2010 No.5692011 >>5691985 Actually, isn't it the opposite? Gensokyo is powered by fantasy, so your abilities only work if people don't think they could possibly work.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:08:59 2010 No.5692015
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>>5691893
Anonymous, you should know better than thinking that you can just buy friends in Touhouland. For shame!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/500205/bow-comic-detached_sleeves-failure-fox_tail-hair_b

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:10:59 2010 No.5692029 >>5691999 Bring a shit-ton of cloth instead of rope. Works for gags and tying things up, and you open up an item slot for the money you'll need to buy Eirin's crazy sex drugs.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:10:59 2010 No.5692032

>>5691995
Well at least with you I know you know something about guns and aren't just an angsty 14 year old from Missouri who shot daddy's .22 and played MW2 so he believes he knows everything about firearms.

And I'm not being mean, I'm just making a point!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:10:59 2010 No.5692034 File: 179 KB, 760x570, 29shrine_rope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5691999 No need to bring rope, Japanese shrines always have plenty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:10:59 2010 No.5692037 >this thread >applying logic to fantasy oh dear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:11:59 2010 No.5692044 >>5691791 You can use a computer in Former Hell or Tengu/Kappa territories. They have internet too.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:11:59 2010 No.5692048

>>5692003
>counterstrike
So which is it now? Counterstrike or Modern Warfare?

In either case, you're greatly exaggerating the difficulty in using firearms. Sure, it's not LOL I RUN CARRYING 30lb WEAPON AT 30km/h AND FIRE ONCE AND KILL FIFTY LOLIS, but it's not nearly as hard as you make it seem it, and it sure as hell will be the most useful thing you carry into Gensokyo, second only to your clothes, food, and medical supplies (in that order).

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:11:59 2010 No.5692050 >>5692037 The fantasy part is going to Gensokyo. Logic and realism still applies to the items you bring though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:11:59 2010 No.5692056 1. Money 2. A textbook of some sort 3. Antibiotics, as much as I can bring with me.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:12:59 2010 No.5692058 >>5692048 >FIRE ONCE AND KILL FIFTY LOLIS OH NO!

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Sat Jul 17 22:12:59 2010 No.5692062 >>5692032 >And I'm not being mean, I'm just making a point! and sadly its a good point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:12:59 2010 No.5692064 >>5692029 >>5692034 I like the way you two think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:12:59 2010 No.5692065 >>5692050 What if I bring my fantasies?

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:12:59 2010 No.5692066

Crowbar, hydration pack, and leatherman multitool.

A very useful combination.

By the way, if complex composite items like guns and computers are allowed, so would a hydration pack. Don't wanna have to waste two slots on "backpack" and "water bottle".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydration_pack

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:13:59 2010 No.5692077

>>5692048
It's both, because casuals like you who think video game shooting is like real life love and play both.

How about not talking out of your ass about things you don't know shit about, kid. Go shooting with your daddy some more and think it makes you a big tough man. Though you'll still just be a pussy who probably can barely handle a sidearm, let alone a fucking M249.

Stop trying to argue back with me, I'm not wrong you even admitted so in your post just now. Get over it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:14:59 2010 No.5692083 My sap gloves, bomber jacket, and a towel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:14:59 2010 No.5692084 This is turning more and more into a zombie survival thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:14:59 2010 No.5692091 >>5692084 Gensokyo was never a mystical fairyland of happiness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:15:59 2010 No.5692092 Dildo, vibrator, buttplug

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:15:59 2010 No.5692093 KATANA, SHIRIKENS AND A KOMONO. NOW I'LL FIT IN. HERP DERP

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:15:59 2010 No.5692096
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>>5692077
>How about not talking out of your ass about things you don't know shit about, kid. Go shooting with your daddy some more and think it makes you a big tough man
>resorting to pure ad hominem when backed into a corner

you are so mad right now.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:16:59 2010 No.5692106 >>5692096 >backed into a corner >he already admitted I was right in >>5692048 Sorry to burst your bubble, same0/10trollfromlastnight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:16:59 2010 No.5692111 >>5691949 Hurr durr, bring Yen. Or hell, take out a huge loan and buy a bunch of Gold or something, I'm sure Raymoo would like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:17:59 2010 No.5692114 Currybutt had a rough night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:17:59 2010 No.5692119 >>5692066 Sweet, I need one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:17:59 2010 No.5692121 - Laptop with built-in webcam - Reliable, easily fueled generator - Internet connection Fairy cam-whores for /jp/, I am going to be rich

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:17:59 2010 No.5692122 >>5692106 >he already admitted i was right >I did no such thing >marisa steals your 3DS >bitches fawn over my muscled frame, bandana and machine gun >alpha as fuck

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:18:59 2010 No.5692129 >>5692121 I would be your best customer. But only so I can talk to them, nothing lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:18:59 2010 No.5692132 File: 166 KB, 705x779, 515bafb2e71cb66ecb20726c82bfb7fa1830d42a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692122 okay, I laughed a little

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:19:59 2010 No.5692136

>>5692122
>Curry owned me and proved me wrong without resorting to acting like an idiot
>I better pretend it didn't happen or I can't live it down even though I'm anonymous

Sorry for actually giving you real proper and actually correct responses. I'll make sure if I realize another post is by you to resort to my usual LOL UR BUTTS BLEADIN and napkin image posts, just for you.

>>	Some Guy Sat Jul 17 22:19:59 2010 No.5692137 Camera, glasses, large bottle of good brandy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:19:59 2010 No.5692139 >Kanako >socks does not compute

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:19:59 2010 No.5692140 1. Nuclear Weapon, hold Gensokyo hostage 2. Hookers 3. Blow

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:19:59 2010 No.5692142 >>5692122 >>5692132 Because you are the same person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:20:59 2010 No.5692146 >>5692129 Boof is a gentleman.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:20:59 2010 No.5692151

Nobody here would last two seconds in Gensokyo. Unless we're granted some form of defense, we'd probably be fucked.

I can imagine it already, some poor anon will run into a random youkai and get brutally murdered. A sad fate indeed. Only way we would possibly survive is if we found our way into Happylight Gensokyo.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:21:59 2010 No.5692153 >>5692151 >form of defense Go without pants.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:21:59 2010 No.5692160
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>>5692136
>I'll make sure if I realize another post is by you to resort to my usual LOL UR BUTTS BLEADIN and napkin image posts

Well good thing you can never know if another post is by me! In before you shitpost some random other anon and get rightfully banned again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:21:59 2010 No.5692164 File: 78 KB, 450x334, d6f7f691a7edfba68d38ae6300e741a8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692140 In fact, forget the nukes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:21:59 2010 No.5692165 >>5692151 Or choose one of your items to be a holy weapon. CROSS MADE OF SWORDS

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Sat Jul 17 22:22:59 2010 No.5692170 I would bring katana box of condom's *BIG bottle of booze I'm ready, i'm ready.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:22:59 2010 No.5692174 >>5692151 Seems like most insane, bloodthirsty lolis seem to like the idea of having keeping a slave as a playtoy. So I'll just appeal to that sense and become their servant/plaything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:23:59 2010 No.5692179 >your personal possessions I'd bring my dog, a blanket, and water bottle. My dog is weak, but is loyal, and thus can serve as a second life as I run away in tears from a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:23:59 2010 No.5692181 Bring three anons, hoping they'll bring their share of anons while the other chains of anons bring supplies. We will make our own village.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:23:59 2010 No.5692182 File: 203 KB, 1844x1231, zatoichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zatoichi is my personal possession Don't even question it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:24:59 2010 No.5692190 the things i usually carry in my pocket a wallet a cellphone candy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:24:59 2010 No.5692192 >>5692165 You're fucked if you run into a holy-themed loli, though; Gensokyo is Japanese fantasy, they're really into the 'genocidal servants of God' brand of Christianity.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:24:59 2010 No.5692193 >>5692170 >condoms Why? >>5692179 >possessions >dog Wow, I hope you don't really have any pets if you think of them as objects.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:25:59 2010 No.5692197 >>5692181 I'd totally buy into a pyramid scheme that promised lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:25:59 2010 No.5692200 >>5692193 Your pets aren't your possessions? Wow, I hope you don't ever have any pets if you can't even train them right. What, do you think of pets as on the same level as humans?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:25:59 2010 No.5692202 >>5692193 >implying pets are not your property oh boy, here we go again.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Sat Jul 17 22:26:59 2010 No.5692206 >>5692193 Safe sex Curry, or perhaps even water storage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:26:59 2010 No.5692207 This is too easy Shitload of weed My bong Lighter Now I'm all set.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:26:59 2010 No.5692209 A big bottle of water, a shovel and the ability to go back home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:26:59 2010 No.5692215 My pipe My seeds of dank A Bong Now to find Mokou...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:26:59 2010 No.5692216 >>5692193 >>condoms >Why? Because I don't want the loli dickgirls to pos my neg ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:27:59 2010 No.5692218 >>5692193 >possessions >dog That's how it works legally.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:27:59 2010 No.5692221 >>5692200 >>5692202 They are your 'property' but they are still living beings. They are the OWNERS "property" hence being called an "owner" but they are not 'possessions', actually even legally they don't count as a "possession".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:27:59 2010 No.5692225 Money, a survival knife, and a flashlight. I can use the money to buy stuff from Kourindou since he probably has plenty of things I could use. I may even exchange knowledge of items he has for a roof to sleep under.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:27:59 2010 No.5692226 File: 97 KB, 723x728, 1270748998525.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692218 But I just said the opposite of you so you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:27:59 2010 No.5692227 File: 478 KB, 895x633, 1279153719514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692174 What the hell, I'd love that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:28:59 2010 No.5692238 File: 195 KB, 845x1200, acting_on_instinct_2_06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My computer, an internet connection and "THE RAPE"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:29:59 2010 No.5692244 HDD DS Katana One on one, bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:29:59 2010 No.5692245 >>5692225 flashlight Be sure to bring one that doesn't use batteries; either a hand-crank or shake-charge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:29:59 2010 No.5692250 baseball bat knife bubble gum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:29:59 2010 No.5692252 >>5692226 I hope your dog never mauls anyone for your sake. >My dog is a living thinking being. It was HIS choice to maul that little girl. That will hold up in court. You child murdering bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:30:59 2010 No.5692256 >>5692221 There isn't a legal distinction between possession and ownership.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:30:59 2010 No.5692259 Do want

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:30:59 2010 No.5692262 My clothes, my boots, and my motorcycle.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Sat Jul 17 22:30:59 2010 No.5692263 >>5692238 >"THE RAPE" I would like to purchase your product. Is condoms an acceptable currency?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:31:59 2010 No.5692270 I'll take my laptop, ipod, and head phones. Hopefully I'll run into someone smart enough to be interested in the "archive" of Gensokyo I have on my laptop. If not I'll be plugging in some music and getting ready for danmaku.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:31:59 2010 No.5692271

>>5692252
No because you are the owner and it is your property, I didn't say it is not owned by you or your property, i said it's not a "possession".

Just like if your CHILD does something you get held accountable on certain occasions. It's the same shit legally, only dogs just get killed for it while children go to juvi or have nothing happen to them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:31:59 2010 No.5692275 My Diana Mod. 52 Canteen Knife Looks like I might have to kiss Yukari's ass for ammo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:31:59 2010 No.5692276 Curry is a PETAfag? Liking him less and less and less, not that I liked him a lot to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:32:59 2010 No.5692278 >>5692252 But dogs are living and they do think to some degree. Sometimes animals just go nuts and it can't be helped. He would still get sued though because it's the law, mostly because there has to be somebody who takes responsibility for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:32:59 2010 No.5692281 >>5692276 No, he's just a troll, you idiot. He says whatever makes people respond to him.

>>	Koma !ZoSWhgaKAI Sat Jul 17 22:34:59 2010 No.5692293 >>5692281 I believe attention whoring would of been a better choice of words.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:34:59 2010 No.5692299 [SPOILER]

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>>5692281
>my face

>>5692276
>implying I'm a PETAfag because I think of pets as property and not possessions.

You know it's basically the same thing just different wording - as one, at least to me, doesn't say they are 'objects'.

I never said anything more than that, but enjoy thinking calling something living a "possession" somehow makes me the same as ANIMALS SHOULD BE LIVING AMONG US, DONT KILL THEM NOOOOO THEY ARE FREE ITS THEIR LAND THEY ARE BETTER THAN HUMANS WOOOOO

All I said is they aren't objects.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:35:59 2010 No.5692301

If we can contact someone with the necessary powers, couldn't we come back for more stuff later?

Also where do you guys wanna meet up? I was thinking that massive empty road near the Human Villiage, since we don't have to mix with normalfag humans, and it's not that dangerous to get to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:35:59 2010 No.5692302 >shitloads of weapons >NVG Hunter 1 this is overlord actual, advice switching to thermal optics, over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:35:59 2010 No.5692304 >>5692275 >Diana Mod. 52 Whats is thats?

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!ejJ3Bfnrypk Sat Jul 17 22:36:59 2010 No.5692313 >>5692304 Pellet gun

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:37:59 2010 No.5692324 >>5692313 Got it for a song too. Only $150.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:38:59 2010 No.5692330 >>5692301 Who exactly has the "necessary powers" other than Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:38:59 2010 No.5692331 File: 103 KB, 400x625, slave-back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692299 Things don't have to be objects to be possessions

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:39:59 2010 No.5692347 CZ 75 Knife Flashlight

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jul 17 22:41:59 2010 No.5692375 File: 547 KB, 400x252, carybatschonayizi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IM BRING AC130 COBRA M1 ABRAMS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:42:59 2010 No.5692387 File: 191 KB, 512x512, 1267575346253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692375 What is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:42:59 2010 No.5692392 File: 24 KB, 286x438, 1278943943664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A knife Mochiguman A backpack

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:43:59 2010 No.5692400 >>5692330 Kanako and Reisen are confirmed to have crossed before they encountered Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:43:59 2010 No.5692404 >>5692375 Even though I've been arguing with you this whole thread, I share your sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:45:59 2010 No.5692427 My axe. A hand-crank powered LED flashlight. A polaroid camera.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:46:59 2010 No.5692433 Computer Towel American Express Card

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:46:59 2010 No.5692437 >>5692302 NO YOU FOOL! THE HEAT OF THE SUBTERRANEAN SUN WILL BLIND YOU!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:46:59 2010 No.5692440 >>5692400 In, sure; what about out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:47:59 2010 No.5692448 >>5692440 Reisen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:47:59 2010 No.5692456 Hey oc, NEW ONE PIECE OPENING: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhHRYsvX3Tk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:51:59 2010 No.5692496 >>5692313 Why would you bring an admittingly nice pellet gun? Shit seems weak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:54:59 2010 No.5692517 My PDA Wrench Wrangler

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 22:59:59 2010 No.5692556 >>5692517 NO METAL IN GENSOKYO.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:02:59 2010 No.5692588
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High-powered night vision goggles w/ adjustable magnification on the lenses
Lagavulin 16-year-aged scotch
M-16 with C-mag

The first two are objects that I could use to barter with for food/shelter/protection etc. The Tengu apparently have some way of getting power (how else would Hatate's phone run) and so the goggles won't do nothing after a short time. The scotch is for anyone who fancies alcohol and could also work as a gift. Basically the first thing I'd try to do is go seek out Hakurei Shrine and wait for Suika to show up; such a gift would make her a friend that could also travel pretty much anywhere and protect me quite well.

The rifle is of course in case the first couple of youkai I encounter aren't friendly at all, and so I would at least have a fighting chance.. plus in conjunction with the goggles I would have an advantage against many of them. It could also be another useful trade item.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:02:59 2010 No.5692592 Baseball bat, towel, glasses. I'll get those frilly clothes eventually. Somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:04:59 2010 No.5692605 People who bring non-medieval weapons into Gensokyo are FAGGOTS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:04:59 2010 No.5692613 >>5692496 Pellet guns (or BB guns) are a hell of a lot quieter than normal firearms. It's akin to a suppressed sniper rifle, with less ommph to it.

>>	CurryButt !rgbh4TC/i6 Sat Jul 17 23:08:27 2010 No.5692639 >>5692136

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:08:59 2010 No.5692648 >>5692605 Why?

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:09:59 2010 No.5692654

>>5692605
But the outside world is clearly our modern times. The humans there are just stuck in medieval tech, and outsiders so far have been unable to replicate modern tech in their world.. mostly because there's like a 99% chance that anyone who ends up there doesn't know how to construct anything modern at all, and if they do, then they need tools and materials that aren't available.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:10:59 2010 No.5692658 File: 406 KB, 1240x1754, 565ca974cf2190b928e011a24bc2b424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SEVA suit RPK pound-bag of cocaine alpha as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:10:59 2010 No.5692660 >>5692648 REAL MEN FIGHT YOUKAI WITH MEDIEVAL WEAPONS. Of course EXTRA-real men just seduce them with their overwhelming masculinity. Make love, not genocide, or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:10:59 2010 No.5692664 Disease Religion Civilization. Lets see if Gensyoko fairs better than any other place that white people took over.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 23:11:59 2010 No.5692671 >>5692660 Are you implying that Touhous go for ALPHA AS FUCK? Shit, bro, i'd better go get a fauxhawk and pop my collar

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:11:59 2010 No.5692674 >>5692664 They already have all those things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:13:59 2010 No.5692684 So did native americans, didn't stop white people from bringing their own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:13:59 2010 No.5692685 >>5692664 >Disease They already sealed Yamame underground, plus they have Eirin. >Religion ...uh. >Civilization Gensokyo is a civilization, just so happens that said civilization is ruled by creatures of the night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:13:59 2010 No.5692686 Goth Loli clothes,Fire crackers,and Hair bows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:14:59 2010 No.5692694 >>5692654 It's not too hard to understand technology up to around when computers become important, in my experience. But most people don't care about early factories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:15:59 2010 No.5692702 >>5692671 I'm not saying they go for it, man. I'm not being a REAL MAN for them, I'm being a REAL MAN for me. And popped collars are for faggots. When I say REAL MAN think less like a 21st century hipster and more like a 10th century Saxon raider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:15:59 2010 No.5692703 File: 343 KB, 500x600, 11911942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692685 >implying Yayame isn't underground of her own free will Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:15:59 2010 No.5692705 Yaoi/Yuri Dounjins, like those big books, if I died I would at least do something construtive, if not, I would bribe them with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:16:59 2010 No.5692708 File: 149 KB, 910x295, p4_protag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5692671

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:16:59 2010 No.5692717 >>5692686 >trying to fit in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:18:59 2010 No.5692726 Some fries, a bigmac and a soft drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:18:59 2010 No.5692729 Three bottles. Who knows for how long I'm going to stay there. I need to store my urine somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:19:59 2010 No.5692732 I want all 3 of my big black dildos.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 23:20:59 2010 No.5692740 >>5692732 Hey Mister, how about a nice game of Pretend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:20:59 2010 No.5692741 >>5692703 Well, they might not have sealed her, but most of the youkai in the underground moved there to escape persecution, betrayal, and the overworld's simple hatred of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:22:59 2010 No.5692752 >>5692726 YOU FOOL! THAT'LL DRAW THE YOUKAI LIKE FLIES!

>>	Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg Sat Jul 17 23:23:59 2010 No.5692762 My PC, laptop and sake, for a welcoming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:24:59 2010 No.5692767 >>5692752 They aren't taking my fries that easily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:24:59 2010 No.5692768 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 11axe_body_spray.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GET DEM GEN SOH KEEYO BITCHES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:24:59 2010 No.5692773 >>5692768 alpha as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:25:59 2010 No.5692779 I get trolled on /tg/ for posting touhou stuff. I come here to feel like I'm at home. Never change, /jp/. Never ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:26:59 2010 No.5692783 >>5692773 Whenever I hear something like that, I hear it in Brucie's voice from GTA4.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:27:59 2010 No.5692791 guys, guys, you're all forgetting something very important. You'll need to bring a silly hat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:28:59 2010 No.5692797 A large bottle of vitamins to give to Rumia. Poor girl needs them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:29:59 2010 No.5692802 Just some food I'll go ask Hatate or Parsee for clothes later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:31:59 2010 No.5692811 >>5692791 My hair and beard are very silly. Wearing a hat would just diminish them.

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:32:59 2010 No.5692819

I'm assuming the clothes on my back are a give-me, cause then you're just getting nitpicky as fuck.

I'd bring a ruck/backpack, allowing me to carry around anything I may find easier.

I'd bring my mulitool for obvious reasons.

Gold or silver for monetary purposes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:35:59 2010 No.5692848 Two of the most exotic alcoholic beverages I can afford and a nice thick chemistry textbook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:41:59 2010 No.5692872 People don't remember that when you arrive in Gensokyo you become a demon/god etc and become a woman. So if all /jp/ went to Gensokyo it would be full of Lettys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:41:59 2010 No.5692873 1 Steak 1 Frilly Hat 1 Big Blag Dildo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:41:59 2010 No.5692876 File: 43 KB, 500x333, areyougoing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My OpenWorld pass, digital camera, and laptop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:42:59 2010 No.5692879 Antibiotics. Survival book. Crossbow.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 23:44:59 2010 No.5692894 >>5692872 >So if all /jp/ went to Gensokyo it would be full of Lettys. but I am not a fat Caucasoid, what would I be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:46:59 2010 No.5692907 >>5692894 Orange. That is, you would be dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:46:59 2010 No.5692908 >>5692894 an ambiguous blob floating around rumia

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:49:59 2010 No.5692923

>>5692872
I'm a shortish bearded maniac well within the normal range for fatness. What would I become?

No, wait, don't answer that. I can already tell you.

The youkai of lonely nights and wasted potential.

Or maybe some white knight.

Er... knightess.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 23:49:59 2010 No.5692926 >>5692907 >>5692908 >Yuyuko End >Rumia End I am okay with this.jpg

Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:56:59 2010 No.5692968

All-purpose tool
Blanket
Lighter

Only need to survive long enough to meet an exceptional youkai or human and try to convince her to teach me how to defend myself with danmaku. From there on, live where ever. If that doesn't work and I don't end up dead, then off to the human village.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 17 23:58:59 2010 No.5692978 >>5692872 Matronly women with a knack for cryokinesis? But I'm not good with children! Or the cold, for that matter.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sat Jul 17 23:59:59 2010 No.5692983 >>5692978 And fat, don't forget fat. Obese, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 00:00:59 2010 No.5692989 File: 151 KB, 850x638, sample-9e26673aa83f2814f4dc149df76848d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All the money I have.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun Jul 18 00:10:59 2010 No.5693048 a crowbar, my compass and a photo of my family.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 00:11:59 2010 No.5693061 If a trap were to become a Touhou, would it become a reverse trap?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 00:35:59 2010 No.5693264 >>5692658 in 1996 a new world was found In the of Japan's concrete jungle. The government tried to cover it up as a gas leak. But certain explorers went and came back with things crazier than than some site in Chernobyl. Get out there Stalker

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 00:43:59 2010 No.5693336 File: 20 KB, 466x356, macgyver.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A sock, a paperclip, and some bubblegum. You know, everything I'll ever need.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sun Jul 18 00:45:59 2010 No.5693356 File: 215 KB, 342x632, meingensokyo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A pair of scissors, panties, and a shirt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 18 00:49:59 2010 No.5693404 >>5692245 Why? My landlord will have plenty.

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