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How does an Otaku have a sex life?

My name is Charles. I am 38 years old, am morbidly obese, and I live with my 4 cats, Ryoko, Ayeka, Sasami, and Mihoshi.

I became an Otaku because all of my Otaku friend told me they scored amazing women doing it. Where are my women? All I've been seeing is neglect and rejection. Not one scent of acceptance from any woman I was kind enough to find attractive.

Why, /jp/? Why? Have I truly wasted almost 4 years of my life? Was I trolled into this?

>> No.5689394

You could at least rename your picture.

>> No.5689401

I dunno man, I'm normal

>> No.5689402

lazy

>> No.5689406

>>5689379

/jp/ - every thread gets replies.

>> No.5689407

>am morbidly obese

Sucks to be you fatass.

>> No.5689412
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5689412

I've met many amazing women...

>> No.5689560

>>5689379
>Where are my women?

http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/list/666/0/1

>> No.5689719

>>5689560
No, I mean REAL women.

>> No.5689747

>>5689719

Why would you need 3D when you have 2D and a hand (or a onahole)

>> No.5689765

if you call yourself an otaku then you're a faggot

>> No.5689770

wow this pasta is fucking bad.

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