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Reisen, what's sex?

>> No.5689163
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Well Kaguya, when two Touhous love each other very much...

>> No.5689162

>Reisen, what's reported?

>> No.5689183

That doesn't make any sense
There's no way you live that long and don't know shit about vi- I mean sex

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>>5689163
>>5689163
>>5689163
>>5689163
DO CONTINUE

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>>5689190

They... they uh... hug and kiss each other a lot then go to Rinnosuke's store and buy a baby! That's what sex is!

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I'm sorry, princess...I don't know anymore...

>> No.5689215
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Eirin: A medical process, mistress. Here, I'll give you a demonstration. Watch closely.

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>>5689215

I didn't ask you, Eirin, 'cause I knew you were gonna make it boring.

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>>5689157
You're several fucking thousand years old and you don't know what sex is!?

>> No.5689267

>roleplay

Austism meter is flying off the scale.

>> No.5689278

>>5689203
>Baby from a used goods seller.
I don't take seconds.

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>>5689267

Diagnosis: Autism.

Well, I can fix that. First, you'll have to remove your clothes.

>> No.5689287

Lunarians talk so much about purity but they're all a bunch of filthy sluts.

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>>5689287

Sounds about right.

>> No.5689293

>>5689287
Except they aren't. Case in point, Kaguya not knowing what sex is.

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>>5689281
Let's play some pretend Yamazaki ;_;

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>>5689281
It's never autism

>> No.5689302

>>5689296
I would maybe watch it. But it wouldn't be the same without House.

>> No.5689315

>>5689302
You are now picturing the two switching places.

>> No.5689345

>>5689315
Boring old hag

>> No.5689352

>>5689345
No, House on the fucking moon.

>> No.5689360

>>5689352
Moon is boring

>> No.5689362

>>5689352
Kaguya's immortal so he'd have nothing to do.

>> No.5689368

>>5689315
I would watch that show.

Eirin replacing House? Fuck yes.

>> No.5689453

Ask tewi

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Hands-on lesson!

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>>5689453

Tewi is well over a thousand years old, and a regular earth rabbit. She may not remember.
You can only keep up that sort of libido for so long.

>> No.5690077
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5690077

Some sort of exercise

>> No.5690180

killing each other

>> No.5690879

Ask kogasa, you will be surprised

>> No.5693603

Just put female in the damn field already.

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