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5688130 No.5688130 [Reply] [Original]

Which one would you sleep with?
if you chose Flan, then you're a lolicon. one of us~ one of us~ one of us~.
goodnight /jp/

>> No.5688138

Aren't they both?

Anyways Remi is the obvious choice.

>> No.5688139

The one who pays me enough for my services.

>> No.5688140

So you wouldn't be a lolicon if you took Remilia huh?

>> No.5688141

in b4 a link to that sleeping with Flan video

>> No.5688146
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5688146

both of them means i'm a lolicon.

>> No.5688148
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5688148

Flan

>> No.5688150

Not soft enough.

Give me sakuya, meiling, or youmu.

>> No.5688163
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5688163

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

>> No.5688173

I'd ask for directions to the library. Then I'd read a book with Patchouli.

>> No.5688181

>>5688163
NOW YOU'RE talking.

Their faces suck, though.

>> No.5688183
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5688183

Remilia. She is the superior sister after all.

>> No.5688188

>>5688163
a fiiting sentance for ao usagi.

>> No.5688191 [SPOILER] 
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5688191

>>5688130

Flan cause I'm a lolicon.

>> No.5688194

>>5688188

fitting

sentence

LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL

>> No.5688199

>>5688191
WHY!

>> No.5688201

Send Flandre back to her basement, have Remi all to myself.

>> No.5688208

>>5688194
make me.

>> No.5688213
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5688213

>>5688201
You son of a bitch

>> No.5688221

>>5688213
At least I'm not a lolicon.

>> No.5688222

can't I choose satorin?

>> No.5688226
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5688226

>>5688191

>> No.5688227

>>5688208

You only solidify your own stupidity and underageness, with your attempts at not looking remotely civilized.

Have fun.

>> No.5688232
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5688232

>>5688183
undeniable truth.

>> No.5688234

>>5688191
This is disgusting. She's not even flat here! How dare you do that?!

>> No.5688235
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5688235

I'll take the big one.

>> No.5688239 [DELETED] 

>>5688227
try to pick posts where i actually misspelled a word.

>> No.5688248

Neither.

Give me Patchouli and we'll call it a day.

>> No.5688249

I saw it, faggot

>try to pick posts where i actually misspelled a word.

Confirmed for braindead autistic.

>> No.5688252
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5688252

not enough flan in a scarlet sisters thread.

>> No.5688265
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5688265

>>5688249
i just don't want to shitpost this thread by arguing with you.
i did not misspell 'sentence'. now scram, shoo.

>> No.5688278

Remilia, going by that picture. Also what is flan supposed to be?

>>5688252

What is that?

>> No.5688298

Both.

>> No.5688306

>>5688278
it didn't come from any game if that is what you meant.

>> No.5688322

>>5688306

Well that raised my hopes too much

>> No.5688325

>>5688130
Isn't that obvious? Flandre.

>> No.5688326

Remillia I guess but I'd rather pick from a wider range of better options.

>> No.5688343

Both obviously.

>> No.5688350

Remilia is 5th best Touhou right after the heroines. Flandre barely made the top 20. She has personality and flavor, unlike the one dimensional psycho role.

>> No.5688359
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>> No.5688373

>>5688350

So reimu, marisa, and who else are in the top 5? Sakuya and suika?

>> No.5688381

does "sleep" imply sex?
I hope not

>> No.5688387

>>5688350
>>5688373
define "best"

>> No.5688407

>>5688387
"Better than the rest."

>> No.5688416

>>5688407
better in what?

>> No.5688417

>>5688350
But Remilia is generic and boring.

>> No.5688420

>>5688373

Sanae and Sakuya.

>>5688387

The only poll I ever agreed with.

http://thwiki.info/th/vote7/

>> No.5688422

>>5688416

Looks, personality, dress cuteness etc

>> No.5688480

>>5688201
Are you afraid of being kyuned?

>> No.5688495

>>5688480
Beware of Flan's moe moe kyuu.

>> No.5688502

>>5688422
looks- eirin > kaguya
personality- eirin < kaguya.

you might not agree with me.

>> No.5688516

Sauce please.

>> No.5688526
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5688526

>>5688502
Remilia > Mokou > Kaguya > Eirin

>> No.5688527
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5688527

>>5688516
400/10

>> No.5688533

>>5688502
Kaguya is a bitch.

Granted, Eirin is a bitch too, but her reason for being a bitch is better than a snobby princess.

>> No.5688548

>>5688516
Sayori.

>> No.5688549

>>5688129

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>> No.5688563
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5688563

>>5688130
10/10
but actually my reason is somewhere around here...

>> No.5688570

Both. 2 lolis are better than 1

>> No.5688573

>>5688533
well, as long as you agree that personality and sex appeal are 2 different things, I'm happy.

how can you rate based on those scales? if one touhou is prettier than another, but the other is cuter, how do you decide which is better?

>> No.5688580

>>5688573
Pretty is a word to describe girls who are not cute, nor beautiful.

>> No.5688584

>>5688549
seriously dude
"How safe is it to view CP on the Wii Internet?"
as the bottom topic, like wtf? no wonder people spam you

>> No.5688586
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5688586

Who would pick Flandre's loli body over pic related?
Not me.

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5688592

>>5688584
>Replying to a bot

>> No.5688608

no

>> No.5688635

>>5688420
shes still 10th...
3rd 2nd 1st polls_character_________etc
10 12 10 フランドール・スカーレット

>> No.5688642

>>5688527
i sincerely hope he just forgot his hyperlink.... >.>

>> No.5688659
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5688659

Not enough of the best Scarlet sister.

>> No.5688664

>>5688635
57 48 41 リグル・ナイトバグ 962
wriggle thread nao

>> No.5688676
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5688676

Tough choice.

My blood type is B, so I'm sure mistress Remi would enjoy biting me.

On the other hand, Flan would kill me, even if she more beautiful than her sister.

I think I choose Remilia. She'd lick my blood every day, keep me as a slave, and keeping me alive whereas Flan would give me the night of my life, but would end up killing me.

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5688685

>>5688659
I agree.

>> No.5688686

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>> No.5688689

>>5688676
Remilia would have you butchered

>> No.5688700

>>5688420
http://thwiki.info/th/vote5/result_char.html made the most sense. More screentime (in the game), higher popularity.

>> No.5688733
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5688733

>>5688689

Don't think so. I heard she's short on servants. Right, she might cut my penis off, but as long as i serve her as the slave i am, it should't be no problem at all.

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5688735

>>5688676

Flan wouldn't kill you if you were nice to her and played with her.

>> No.5688736

>>5688686
>donate a million usd dollars

Ahahaha. Oh Kimmo-chan. <3

>> No.5688737

>>5688735
Intentionally at least.

>> No.5688738

i would sleep with both

>> No.5688740

Remilia Because I don't wanna die

>> No.5688777
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5688777

>>5688735

She is a nice girl, of course. I love blonde girls. But she is insane, and I appreciate my life. I think I'd be happier serving mistress Remilia...well...she'd drink 2000 cc of blood from me daily, but who cares?

>> No.5688791

>>5688676
>>5688740
remi kills people for less reason than marisa
at least with flan it would be an accident and youd have a chance of surviving if you kept her off the issue of blood

>> No.5688799

>>5688735
/r/ing that one where she cuts off her wings

>> No.5688801
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5688801

>>5688777
>>5688740

It's not like Flan goes around kyuing everything she sees.

>> No.5688804
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5688804

>>5688791
Remi accepts volunteers from the human village to be her food, and lets them stay in the mansion until they recover from the anemia they receive. (Its canon.)

She would care for you too.

>> No.5688805

>>5688791
But I only chose based on their sweet delicious virgin undead bodies

>> No.5688816
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5688816

Probably Remilia. She seems more my type.

>> No.5688820

Flan doesn't even know that her food comes from humans.

>> No.5688822
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5688822

I chose Mokou. Picture related, it is Mokou.

>> No.5688825

>>5688804
>(Its canon.)
demand source as it likely doesn't exist.
The vampires are provided with humans from the outside world as food. In return, the vampires don't attack Gensokyo's humans.

>> No.5688833

>>5688804
Even if that isn't canon, it makes enough sense that Remi would probably do so.

>> No.5688838

>>5688735
Danmaku play.

>> No.5688840
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5688840

I once had a dream where remilia would suck my blood from my neck, but I was too busy trying to stick my dick inside her.

>> No.5688850
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>> No.5688851

>>5688840
I would thrust my stake into Remilia, if you know what I mean.

>> No.5688858

What would Tewi's feet taste like?

>> No.5688859

>>5688840

What an awful image.... I don't know whether to get an erection or cry. Both?

>> No.5688863

>>5688858

Cadbury eggs.

>> No.5688867
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5688867

>>5688840
>He has good dreams instead of terrifying nightmares involving horrible guilt or a shitty past

>> No.5688874
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5688874

>>5688863
glorious

>> No.5688900
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5688900

Remilia reacts to semen better than Flan

>> No.5688901

Does anyone have a youtube link of the whole Touhou team moaning for like 20 minutes? Shit was magical.

>> No.5688903
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5688903

I wonder if its possible for a human to sneak in and live in Scarlet Devil Mansion undetected.

After all, its a huge mansion.

>> No.5688915

>>5688903
And you're so fat you use a VCR as a beeper!

>> No.5688917

>>5688804

I wouldn't be able to do that without falling madly in love....

And of course it would be unrequited, like always.

>> No.5688921
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5688921

>>5688900

Nah.

>>5688903

One of the fairy maids would find you eventually, or Sakuya would find you in time stop, or Remilia/Flandre would smell you out.

>> No.5688927

You will never experience true pleasure if you don't choose both.

Fact.

>> No.5688929

>>5688903
Too many useless helpers helplessly roaming around the mansion. Sakuya will get word from them.

>> No.5688935

3 minutes and 23 seconds of Remilia fingering Flandre.mp3
http://www.mediafire.com/?xet9prrc9y8mad1

>> No.5688957
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5688957

>> No.5688969

>>5688935
not good isn´t?

>> No.5688974

>>5688935
I'm gonna need Derek's opinion on this

>> No.5688975
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5688975

>>5688929
>>5688921

That sounds like an enjoyable challenge once we all go to Gensokyo.

>> No.5688980

>>5688935

Excuse me sir but what album is this from and where can I get similar?

>>5688969

It's legit.

>> No.5688983

>>5688969
What?

>> No.5688994
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5688994

>>5688921
file name says ice cream. That doesn't count.

>> No.5688997

>>5688935
BANJO FINGER POWERHOUSE!

>> No.5688999

>>5688980
Sorry, I don't even know where it's from.

>> No.5689008
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5689008

>>5688903

Or you could just pledge allegiance to the Scarlet Devil Mansion and they'll let you stay so long as you can make yourself useful.

You'll probably end up cleaning with the other maids or taking turns guarding the gate with Meiling.

>> No.5689009

>>5688997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8J92hgYpRg

Oh, BOOF

>> No.5689020

>>5689009
>Innocent Key
Guess I'll download their albums, then.

>> No.5689022

>>5688903
Patchouli pulled it off.

>> No.5689042

>>5689008
>Fat/Scrawny faggot with no experience
>Guard a gate
>Clean
I don't think so Tim

>> No.5689057

>>5689042
Well anyway I'm quite sure a sadist like Remilia could find some use for people who aren't fit for conventional duties.

>> No.5689068

>>5688850
I love you for posting this

>> No.5689091

>>5689057
>sadist
>Remilia
Not quite

>some use
Butcher you and feed you to Flandre

>> No.5689098
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5689098

>>5689042

Speak for yourself bro.

I'm a 6'1 black guy.

No one is getting pass that gate while I'm on duty.

>> No.5689100

>>5688850
This set is delicious.

>> No.5689107

>>5689098
I don't see what use the weight would be.

>> No.5689116

>>5689107

It's what I use to fly.

>> No.5689122

>>5689116
Genius. They'll never see that coming.

>> No.5689123

>>5689009
Is it bad that I'm enjoying the banjo more than the girls?

>> No.5689173

>>5689122

Well played.

>> No.5690815
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5690815

good morning onii-chan~
last night was amazing♥

>> No.5690822

I choose neither and got for Patchouli instead.

Fucking pedophiles.

>> No.5690850

>>5689100
link please!

>> No.5690880

>>5690822
What are you talking about? Remi and Flandre are 500 years old.

>> No.5690911

>>5690850
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=385563
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=752519
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=148082

>> No.5690915

>>5689009
FLAGGED FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

>> No.5690924

Flan is the only touhou that depresses the fuck out of me
And she's only depressing in fanon

>> No.5690940

Adult Flan > Loli Remilia > Adult Remilia > Loli Flan

But that's just like, my opinion man.

>> No.5690954

>>5690815
I'm not your onii-chan and nothing happened, these accusations are a farce.

>> No.5690960
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5690960

>>5690911
oh, I thought I would see Ojou-sama or Patchy... and all I get are some lazy face edits.

but, many thanks anyway, Remi.

>> No.5692294
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5692294

me on right

>> No.5692303

>>5692294
You're a lich? That's badass!

>> No.5695323
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5695323

>>5692294
me on left after i tried to sleep with her. ;_;

>> No.5696788

With the one who doesn't snore when she sleeps.

>> No.5697265
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5697265

Flandog Scarlet

>> No.5697283
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5697283

>>5692303

>> No.5697284

Flandre has an amazing ass in that picture, but I still like Remi better.

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