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5686089 No.5686089 [Reply] [Original]

Alright gang, lets split up.

Me, Daphne and Velma are going to go to the abandoned shed in the garden.

Shaggy, Scooby and /jp/, I want you guys to check out the creepy mansion where all these hauntings have been happening.

>> No.5686099

I lol'd

>> No.5686097

I fucking hated Fred.

>> No.5686103

me on the right

>> No.5686110

Is this how they always split up?

Did he and Shaggy ever do anything together or does he always go with the girls?

>> No.5686115

fucking fred

>> No.5686123

Shaggy and Scooby would solve it in 30 minutes.

>> No.5686125

Persona 4 anime? do want.

>> No.5686127

I can't think of a funny way to insinuate that when Fred is alone with the girls he has sex with them.

>> No.5686128
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>> No.5686129

>>5686110
It was always Fred with Daphne, and Scooby with Shaggy. Velma was the variable.

>> No.5686135

>>5686129
Velma cannot into friends ;_;

>> No.5686136

>>5686110
Sometimes he sent Velma with Shaggy and Scooby but it was mostly the same all the time.

>> No.5686148

It makes sense for the men to split up. Sending a group of girls and a dog in a possibly dangerous place is not good.

>> No.5686149
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5686149

Creepy haunted mansion, you say?

>> No.5686157

>>5686149
This is why I love you, anon.

>> No.5686160

Hold on a second, guys, me and Shaggy aren't done smoking this weed yet.

>> No.5686164

>>5686148
>implying Shaggy is a man

>> No.5686166

>>5686164
Instantly reported.

>> No.5686175

>>5686149
way to solve the mystery anon

>> No.5686181

Where's scrappy

>> No.5686179 [DELETED] 

At first I thought this said "Shaggy and Schooby, I need you two to check out /jp/"

It was funnier that way.

>> No.5686185
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>>5686089
>Scooby and the gang investigate Rokkenjima

>> No.5686191

>>5686185

ZOINKS

>> No.5686193

At first I thought this said "Shaggy and Scooby, I need you two to check out /jp/"

It was funnier that way.

>> No.5686194

>>5686185
Quick! This is turning into crappy fanfiction!

Nuke the Thread, meido!

>> No.5686196

>>5686185
oh lawd

>> No.5686202

>>5686181
Put down.

>> No.5686221

The Scooby Doo gang are better at solving mysteries than Sherlock Holmes.

>> No.5686241

>Shaggy
Did he get his name because he shags a lot?

>> No.5686251

>>5686241
No because he's Shaggy.

>> No.5686430

>>5686241
>>5686251
durr

>> No.5686709
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5686709

AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS

>> No.5686727
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5686727

What mansion?

>> No.5686728

>>5686241
Scooby Doo isn't a British series you dork.

>> No.5686738

Shaggy and Scooby were the anti-detectives. They found clues and solved mysteries by doing all the wrong things - against Knox's #6 - more often than doing anything right.

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>> No.5686748

>>5686738

Holy fuck, are you implying that Shaggy was basically a stoned Battler? That's -awesome-

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>>5686185
>Scooby and the gang investigate Hakugyokurou

>> No.5686753

>>5686748
Shaggy is like Battler at the end of EP4.

>> No.5686755

Bern summons Scooby and the gang as her furniture in EP7, calling it now.

>> No.5686759

>>5686221
>The Scooby Doo gang are better at solving mysteries than Sherlock Holmes.
>Implying anyone can outwit Holmes other than his own brother.
You son of a fucking bitch. Take that back.

>> No.5686762
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5686762

fucking witches how do they work

>> No.5686763

>>5686762

Caster is like a magnet with tits.

>> No.5686784

>>5686746
>Chie as Velma
What the fuck man

>> No.5686788

>>5686763
Yeah, I really am attracted to her, if you know what I mean

>> No.5686790

>>5686788

And also, we don't know how she fucking works.

>> No.5686798

>>5686085

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>> No.5686813

wait a minute what the fuck
why is /jp/ good right now? This is mildly irritating

>> No.5686819

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

>> No.5686834

>>5686790
She is powered by love and happiness and THE SOULS OF THE DAMNNED

>> No.5686882

>>5686746

This is fairly accurate

>> No.5687068
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5687068

I swear Caster with her hood up is like every Saturday morning cartoon villan ever

>> No.5687076

>>5687068

>Caster/Scooby-Doo thread

I'm....okay with this.jpg

>> No.5687079

>>5687076

OH SNAPPLE

IT'S CASTERDAY

I ALMOST FORGOT

>> No.5687084
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>> No.5687093

The new Scooby Doo is great because Fred is borderline autistic

>> No.5687094

>>5686819
This copypasta was hilarious the first time I read it in a non-scooby doo related thread.

>> No.5687103

>>5687093
There's a new Scooby Doo?

>> No.5687112

>>5687103
Yes.

Also, Velma wants to bang Shaggy.

>> No.5687116

>>5687103
Started on Monday, I think.

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>>5687079
EVERY DAY IS CASTERDAY

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