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5685984 No.5685984 [Reply] [Original]

Would you like to live in the moon, /jp/?

Pic related, it's me when I lived there.

>> No.5686001

You can't survive there

>> No.5686006

It's the rabbit season on Moon?

>> No.5686037

The battle against the Americans must be pretty tough.

>> No.5686036

Hell yeah.

>> No.5686051

No one (assuming right handed) would use a submachine gun like that with a shield. The slide of the gun will bang against the shield when you try to shoot around it.

>> No.5686057

>>5686051
Sigh, /k/ids...

>> No.5686069

>>5686051
>He can't tell the entire upper part of the shield is gone and that she puts it very far away from the gun

>> No.5686080

Like this would ever happen.

>> No.5686098

>>5686001
Why?

>> No.5686108

>>5686080

does it matter?

>> No.5686116

>>5686080
You having sex will never happen either, but you think about it all the time, don't you?

>> No.5686121

>>5686051
>The slide of the gun will bang against the shield

Come on /jp/, even the MW2fags know better than that.

>> No.5686122

>>5686116

No, being asexual, I never think about having sex.

Of all the insults you could pick, fucking seriously.

>> No.5686142

>>5686122
What I like about this guy is his always acting like he's mad isn't an act, he is really insane.

>> No.5686151

Do they fuck like rabbits in the moon

>> No.5686147

>being asexual

poor thing

>> No.5686156

>>5686151

They also Oscar Mike and Stay Frosty on the Moon.

True facts.

>> No.5686165
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>> No.5686172

>>5686165

ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!!!

>> No.5686177

>>5686165

looks like afganistan war

>> No.5686182

>>5686172
>implying those are hard to shoot down within 20 seconds of them showing up

>> No.5686184
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5686184

Primarch Niel Armstrong is one of the god-president's finest SPESS MEHRINS

>> No.5686186

>>5686182
Maybe if you have four guys standing around with stingers.

>> No.5686188 [SPOILER] 
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>>5686182
Assuming you even live long enough to shoot it down.

>> No.5686197

>>5686186
>>5686188

There's always a few people around who have some form of rocket that will lock on.

I've yet to be in a game other than in the first couple months of release where the AC130's weren't shot down within 20-30 seconds of showing up.

Maybe I'm just that good and play with good players instead of the shitty xbox community you fags all play on.

>> No.5686199

I like how the nuke is in the game specifically to award hackers

>> No.5686201
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5686201

Life on the moon is pretty easy, even for rabbit moon commandos. (Why is there not more fanart of rabbit-with-glasses?)

>> No.5686216

>>5686197
>shitty xbox community you fags all play on.
>>>/v/

>> No.5686213

>>5686197
or it goes away, since its there for about 30 seconds

>> No.5686214

>>5686197
If your team was good they wouldn't be getting AC-130's, and you wouldn't need people standing around with rockets.

>> No.5686219

>>5686216
>newfag

Sup, welcome to /jp/, I'm the heart and soul and pretty much why this place exists. I was on vacation for a bit, sorry for not welcoming you sooner.

>> No.5686231

>>5686201
I don't really get what is going on on those panels.

And since when does jp talk about shitty games? it's not even japanese, GTFO

>> No.5686232

>>5686069
>>5686121
No seriously. Some ballistic shield even have an attach point on the back to hold a revolver. Because a semi-auto pistol will bang the shield when you try to shoot around it where as revolvers don't have any slides so they don't have that problem.

>> No.5686243

>>5686232
What if you completely put away the shield while shooting?
Also, have you taken into account moon physics?

>> No.5686250

>>5686219
>pretty much why this place exists
you were the one touhou hijacking everything in /a/?

>> No.5686273

>>5686232
True for an auto-loading pistol but she's using an MP5.

>> No.5686280

>>5686232
Let's put it this way:
Imagine the only things available to you in a battlefield are a submachine gun and a ballistic shield with "RABBIT" on it.
What do?

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>>5685984
>Would you like to live in the moon, /jp/?
Well I'd like to visit the moon,
on a rocket ship high in the air.
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon,
but I don't think I'd like to live there.

>> No.5686317
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>>5686311
Though, I'd like like to look down from the earth from above,
I would miss all the places and people I love
so although I might like for one afternoon
I don't wanna live on the moon.

>> No.5686318

>>5686273
Are you implying MP5 doesn't have a cocking handle?

>>5686280
You and I both know that standard issue for moonbitches are Mosin-Nagant rifles.

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>>5686317
So if I should visit the moon,
I would dance on a moonbeam and then,
I will make a wish on a star and I'll wish I was home once again.

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>>5686327
So although I may go,
I'll be coming home soon


Cause I don't want to live on the moon

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>> No.5686353
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>>5685984
Absolutely. The Moon would be a pretty cool place to live. The Moon doesn't have an environment so you can carry out huge mining operations that would otherwise be too polluting for Earth. You don't even have to worry about killing poor rabbits that would otherwise be crushed by huge mining equipment, because there are no rabbits on the Moon.

Your Moon mining robots can also be incredibly huge because there's less gravity on the Moon.

Pic related, its NASA's proposal for a completely automated self-replicating lunar factory, so people living on the Moon can be NEETs.

>> No.5686364

>>5685984
>Good Luck written in blood on a riot shield.

Congratulations OP, you've found the only good picture of Reisen.

>> No.5686372
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>>5686353
Can I have a robot pal to keep me company?

>> No.5686377

>>5686243
Moon physics? What like the fact the Moon is a high vacuum environment and that it has less gravity so sniping is easier? Or the fact that there could be incredibly huge electrical arcing between dark and light parts of the Moon that might occur due to the photoelectric effect? Oh and the electrostatically charged lunar dust that gets on everything? Not to mention the exploding caves of radon gas that might exist?

>> No.5686379

>>5686372
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Anon.

>> No.5686386

>>5686364
That's not Reisen.

>> No.5686398
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>>5686372
Yes, you can have as city sized robot factories full of robot pals as you can fit on the Moon. But keep in mind that the control electronics have to be simple in order to prevent them from going haywire under the constant bombardment with space radiation.

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5686428

GLORY WITH THE MOON, MERCY ON THE EARTH!

>> No.5686445

No, because that would mean I'd have to socialize with the other soldiers plus, I'm a fat NEET otaku with poor awareness skills.
Better question: If the Lunarians asked you to participate in a biotechnological experiment that they were very much certain would successfully turn you into a kick-ass war machine touhou loli that doesn't age that will not only allow, but make it less practical for other soldiers to participate in your battles, would you honestly risk your life to do it, even with these powers?

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>>5686357
...I guess that's good enough for me.

>> No.5686464

>>5686353
>You don't even have to worry about killing poor rabbits that would otherwise be crushed by huge mining equipment, because there are no rabbits on the Moon.
What?...
NO! We have to stop them before they kill our waifus

>> No.5686505
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>>5686464
You're too late, the proposal was already declined in the 1980s. Almost like NASA's entire space colony construction program got totally scrapped in 1977 after some senator went on television and said HURP DERP BUILDING SPACE COLONIES TO PROVIDE ALL OF EARTH'S POWER NEEDS WITH SPACE SOLAR POWER IS A DUMB IDEA. Or something to that effect. It's why NASA doesn't do big projects anymore.

>> No.5686537

>>5686386
They're BOTH Reisen.

>> No.5686542

>>5686505
Fucking senators.

>> No.5687501
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5687501

Moon rabbits are the least of your worries...

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