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I bought a new house for cheap. The previous resident was a recluse who committed suicide. He seems to have been a NEET who browsed the internet all day, according to the reports. Now I am a little scared and lonely and there's constantly weird noises at night...

Is this bad karma? ;_;

>> No.5682693

Karma doesn't exist

>> No.5682696

Ghost don't exist, it's all an imagination.

>> No.5682699

Not your blog. And regardless, karma and ghosts or anything of the sort do not exist.

>> No.5682698

Check your floors for any leftover shit

>> No.5682706

Have sex with him and report back.

>> No.5682707

Karma and ghosts doesn't exist. Stop being retarded.

>> No.5682711

Why are you all such dull people.

>> No.5682715

You will soon follow his footsteps. He died a NEET and so will you.

>> No.5682718
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5682718

If there are any hardwood floors you better replace them, they are probably eaten away and cracking on the inner part from all the urine left on them.

>> No.5682726

>>5682711
There are some people here who take every line of text on the internet seriously.

I think they're called autists.

>> No.5682727

From this sample of knowledge we can infer that the previous resident of your home was a sexual deviant of sorts. I'm a professional, don't question me. Anyways, he clearly liked to insert many small mice into his anus. Obviously, so he never ran out of the creatures, he bred and purchased many of them. Clearly many of them and their spawn still remain, under the floor boards.

>> No.5682733

>>5682689

So freaking what... throw a crazy house warming party. Invite the whole neighborhood. All the normalfag energy waves will drive out the remaining NEET energy.

>> No.5682728

He got bored of trolling on the internet and decided to troll someone in real life. Enjoy your ghost troll.

>> No.5682737

Commit suicide, provide cheap housing.

>> No.5682739

>>5682728

uUUuuUUuuuu maaAAAaaadd?

>> No.5682741

>>5682728
>real death
>Real Demon's Souls starts here!

>> No.5682742

check inside the walls to find his secret CP vault

>> No.5682759

>>5682742

Good plan.

>> No.5682777

Ask him if he can set you up on a date with Yuyuko.

>> No.5682793

>>5682742
and share the results.

>> No.5682805

Idea for animu: NEET commits suicide in house. Another NEET moves into house. Ghost NEET haunts living NEET and tells him to get out into the world, and they have awesome adventures and shit.

>> No.5682819

>>5682805
This is the perfect plot for an anime.

>> No.5682823

try to communicate with him and ask how is gensokyo

>> No.5682827
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>>5682805
But a NEET isn't always a Hiki.

>> No.5682818

>>5682805
And it ends with ghost blowjob, woo-woo.

>> No.5682837

>>5682805
>New anime "Otaku Culture" set to air in 2011!

>> No.5682846

Hey, /jp/.
Do you remember that Anon that committed suicide about a month ago?
He was the owner of the house.

>> No.5682847

>>5682805
NEET just means you aren't doing shit - it has nothing to do with hikki or going out in the world.

NEET's usually go out often actually and have a normal social life, they just don't have a job and aren't going to school.

>> No.5682848

>>5682827

The ghost NEET wasn't a hikki but the new resident is and the hikki has to apologize to the NEET's friends and family for him.

>> No.5682851

>>5682805
>>5682819
This could be a beautiful VN plot if former inhabitant was a cute lonely girl. Orphaned and alone, she was afraid of the world and had no hope, no future. Will you be able to comfort her soul, and be comforted in turn?

>> No.5682858

You should get a ouija board, I'm sure the ghost and you will be bros.

>> No.5682860

>>5682851
NEETs aren't afraid of the world, without hope, or without futures.

/jp/ - 'lol im a hikki cuz i dnt g2 skewl anymor XDDD IM SO FUCKING COOL IM SATOU


FUCK
OFF.

>> No.5682869

>>5682860
Well said. I'm so glad you're back.

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5682870

take it easy op.

>> No.5682875

>>5682860
>without futures.
I think you're wrong there.

>> No.5682892

If only there was proof of the supernatural... If only.

Just keep in mind that ghosts can't really hurt you, remember how much of a badass you really are, and the ghost will surely be afraid of you. Or you could even become friends with the ghost and go to Gensokyo with him!

>> No.5682913

Make your ghost dress up like Yuyuko

>> No.5682925

>>5682913
inb4 that touhou nightmare cosplay pic.

>> No.5682990

>>5682847
>NEET just means you aren't doing shit - it has nothing to do with hikki or going out in the world.
>NEET's usually go out often actually and have a normal social life, they just don't have a job and aren't going to school.

Take note, /jp/ - this is what normalfags would have you believe.

>> No.5683029

I don't believe in supernatural bullshit but sometimes I'm so cared of darkness and loneliness I want to kill myself.

>> No.5683070

Give the NEET the love he never received in life ;_;

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