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Look out /jp/!

>> No.5668060

I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

>> No.5668059

My thoughts on the show exactly.

>> No.5668066

Do girls really poop?

>> No.5668062

We're not that girl who is about to get shit on.

>> No.5668064

sure is moehit in here

>> No.5668071

>>5668066
I doubt it.

>> No.5668083

>>5668071
My friend said he heard one do it once, but I didn't believe him.

>> No.5668086

>>5668066
I hope so. I'd love it for my waifu to take a poop on me. I'd love for her to use me as her toilet so I can bathe in her golden dew.

>> No.5668098

>>5668066

Why are you asking me? I don't even know if those're nipples on her face.

They are, right?

>> No.5668099

I would love to eat her shit....

>> No.5668103

>>5668083
Maybe he mistook peeing or something else for pooping?
It'd greatly surprise me if it turned out that girls do indeed poop.

>> No.5668102

Can we get some 3D experts in here? I want to know if girls ever get shit particles near their vaginas.

>> No.5668112

i would totally let her, yes.

>> No.5668117

>>5668103
Well I have known quite a few women in my time, my mother and my sister and neither has pooped in front of me or in my general area. I think some african women do it, but I honestly can't tell and don't have the time to go to africa.

>> No.5668123

>>5668103
Seconded. For research purposes. Writing a thesis to myself.

>> No.5668125

>>5668102
> want to know if girls ever get shit particles near their vaginas
Not unless she is messy and not clean.

>> No.5668149

Girls poo? That's a shocker to me!

>> No.5668157
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5668157

Shits doesn't looks like a bunch of meatballs.

>> No.5668161

Yeah, it's a myth.

>> No.5668169

>>5668157
You haven't dated a swedish man, have you?
Do you want to?

>> No.5668182

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5668177

Aww what the hell man...

>> No.5668184
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5668184

>My face at OPs pic.

>> No.5668187

>>5668184
This is the ideal shitting position. The poop literally just falls out of your ass.

>> No.5668191

>>5668187
I've been looking for a way to have my poop do the same, but even that position isn't working for me.

Anyone got any great ideas?

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>>5668169

No thanks.

>> No.5668368

>>5668184
Ignoring the shit, that position looks pretty hot.

>> No.5668393
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5668393

Yeah, /jp/, look out.

>> No.5668447

>>5668393
>everywhere EXCEPT the anus
what.

>> No.5668459

>>5668447
Now that's a little too gratuitous...

>> No.5668488

>>5668049
Thank goodness that pic is censored or I might be offended.

>> No.5668509

>>5668393
I want to put her out of her misery.

>> No.5668537

Afternoon Hot Carl

>> No.5668689
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5668689

>>5668169

Det börjar.

>> No.5668709

>>5668393
What is that from? Shintaro Kago obviously but which manga?

>> No.5668725

>>5668709
Many Times of Joy and Sorrow

>> No.5668893

Ritsu is smalltime anyways

>> No.5668944

>>5668184
More Occult Academy scat please

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5669028

>Implying I wouldn't position my mouth directly beneath the chocolate

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