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5650805 No.5650805 [Reply] [Original]

You have about 10 seconds before she makes it through the screen, what do you do?

>> No.5650816

I use google. So it's not mine.

>> No.5650814

>Unplug

>> No.5650824

Grab her hands and help her, obviously. And get bandages.

>> No.5650821

Accept it and be thankful that this is how I die.

>> No.5650826

Prostrate

>> No.5650827

uninstall, uninstall~

>> No.5650834
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5650834

counter attack

>> No.5650835

Smile, and embrace her with open arms, then enjoy a wonderful, and swift, end.

>> No.5650864

>Internet Explorer

Let Flan do her work

>> No.5650872

Masturbate furiously.

>> No.5650890

I go to /jp/ and reported another retarded "wat do" thread like this.

>> No.5650902
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5650902

You can't escape. You can't unplug your computer. You're fucked.

>> No.5650910

Open my shades. Sun won't kill them instantly, which is perfect for me.

>The enemy is down! Command?
>-Put it in.

>> No.5650920

Touch my penis until it gets hard.

>> No.5650928

Genuflect

>> No.5650924

Turn it off.

>> No.5650933

I hope my body can take it.

>> No.5650938
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5650938

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKIN' MAKIN' LOVE TO YOOOOOU

>> No.5650948

She goes in front of the taskbar and desktop items but not windows exploder?

You must be some kind of massive faggot to give it that high of priority.

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5650953

>>5650890
Yet it's still here...what does that tell you?

Hint: Nobody cares what you think

>> No.5650956

Clothes come off.

>> No.5650957
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5650957

bring out the task manager and close "Flandre.exe".

>> No.5650967

>>5650948
It was frozen up and couldn't be cleared out of the way.

>> No.5650966

Cast Fireball.

>> No.5650976

nobody runs xp anymore so i dont think its ANYONES problem... despite some wishing it was

>> No.5650977

She better buy me a new screen, or things will get ugly.

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>>5650938
>moments later

>> No.5651014 [DELETED] 

http://www.youtube.com/user/rainbowanon#p/a/u/0/_Xyw5lyuoMU

;_;

>> No.5651015
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5651015

Fucking malware, I was just trying to open Tea Drinking with Remilia.

Close the extraneous process and resume normal activity.

>> No.5651017

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Xyw5lyuoMU

;_;

>> No.5651029

Unzip my pants.

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5651040

>>5651015
Buffer Overload

>> No.5651046

>>5650976
>nobody runs xp anymore so i dont think its ANYONES problem...
Except that's not true, there are lots of people that still use xp.

>> No.5651055

Awesome, post the wallpaper please.

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>>5651055
no problem here ya go

>> No.5651076

>>5651066

Cool thanks!

>> No.5651082

I have Norton

>> No.5651099

Assuming she's going to kill me, I turn off my monitor.

>> No.5651108

>>5650976
I'm on XP right now.

>> No.5651113

>>5650805
> 10 seconds
It's ok, I have VISTA, so it will somewhat crash before she makes it through.

>> No.5651180
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5651180

turn off monitor, observe her fingers getting cut off because the window she tried to come through got closed and falling onto the table.

proceed with drinking the blood from them and becoming a partial vampire. go out into the night and start drinking blood.

>> No.5651185

Shut my laptop screen down as fast as I can.

>> No.5651218

>>5650976
>http://www.w3counter.com/globalstats.php
>Windows XP 49.98%
I beg to differ.

>> No.5651239

>nobody runs xp anymore
what

>> No.5651267

I'm on loonix, so SysRQ+K should get rid of her.
After that I take a look at her source code and try to make her less murderous before I start her up the next time.

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>> No.5651452

>>5650802
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