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Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:37:34 2010 No.5645556 [Reply] [Original]

What would it be like living with the Yakumos when Ran and Chen go into heat at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:38:34 2010 No.5645562 Hell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:38:34 2010 No.5645559 Gapped dicks Gapped dicks everywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:40:34 2010 No.5645566 >>5645562 explain. I figured it would be more like heaven.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Tue Jul 13 12:41:34 2010 No.5645577 >>5645566 You only have 1 dick for 6 holes. Do the math.

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:42:34 2010 No.5645579

>Some species, such as cats, cows and pigs, are polyestrous and can go into heat several times a year.
Chen wants it at all times...

>Monoestrous species, such as bears, foxes, and wolves, have only one breeding season a year
Ran only craves the dick once a year...

Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:43:34 2010 No.5645585 >>5645579 And old hag Yukari wants it daily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:45:34 2010 No.5645596 They would toy with you like a rag doll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:46:34 2010 No.5645604 They probably treat it like humans do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:46:34 2010 No.5645606 >>5645577 Hopefully Yukari can gap in more dicks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:46:34 2010 No.5645609 >>5645585 and when all their horniness lines up... GIANT YAKUMO ORGY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:48:34 2010 No.5645616 File: 315 KB, 1024x780, 1270802587705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5645609

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:51:34 2010 No.5645645 sleepless nights and reverse rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:51:34 2010 No.5645648 >>5645645 Can't rape the willing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 12:55:34 2010 No.5645672 >>5645645 Sleepless Night of the Eastern Country was my favorite song from StB, it'd be nice to see the source of that title.

>>	Scandaroon Tue Jul 13 12:57:34 2010 No.5645687 >>5645648 Yes you can, you fucking moron. Learn law oh wait you'll never know as much about law as I do. Hahaha.

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:00:34 2010 No.5645706
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I dunno why, but Ran seems like the best lover out of the Yakumos. Like she's a calm and collected motherly type figure, but at the same time she's eager to take you into the bedroom and teach you things about making love you'd never even imagined before. She'd never be too lewd, though- and she'd show you that even consensual sex in the missionary position can be toe-curling, ahegao-inducing good. Then after it's all over, you'd drift off to sleep in the warm, soft embrace of her tails.

Yukari just seems like she'd be an incredibly selfish lover, doing everything only for her pleasure and ignoring yours. And Chen seems like she'd have no idea what was going on, leading to confusion and awkward moments due to her inexperience, and an ultimately unsatisfying time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:02:34 2010 No.5645719 >>5645706 >And Chen seems like she'd have no idea what was going on, leading to confusion and awkward moments due to her inexperience That IS the satisfaction, idiot.

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:04:34 2010 No.5645727
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>>5645648
Who would want to be raped by Ran and Chen anyway? The thought of Chen's untouched, pure vagina and prepubescent breasts disgust me. Imagining her moaning whilst you fondle her and gently slide your finger into her unused vagina. Disgusted? Me fucking too. The image of her increased breathing and flushed face as you enter her with your erect member is just sickening. She'll most likely hold onto your back as tightly as possible as you let out your seed into her tiny womb, and she could even hold you close or whisper vulgar phrases in your eye when you're done, causing your manhood to rise again! Chen is truly the worst.

The worst part is that theres Ran too. What if she starts playfully fondling your scrotum as you enter Chen with your penis? Or how about if she massages you in oil slowly using her breats? The thought of that just sickens me. No doubt she'd ask for a dicking as well, and whats worse than entering her vagina and having your dick being contracted against her vaginal muscles whilst you are exchanging bodily fluids with her in a heated kiss? Nothing, thats what! Meanwhile, Chen would surprise you by licking your anus and reaching your prostate gland, causing you to convulse uncontrollably and eject Ran with your sperm in vulpurous amounts. You would then have to take your member out her cum-filled vagina and it would start leaking out, oblivious to Ran due to her mind breaking and succumbing to the pleasure.

Seriously, I'm about to puke just writing that.

>>	J-bodygod !!ciC+QsebzXo Tue Jul 13 13:04:34 2010 No.5645730 File: 200 KB, 898x843, 1254624581134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5645706

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:05:34 2010 No.5645740 File: 80 KB, 334x339, 1278772589020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5645727 >licking your anus and reaching your prostate gland, This is not possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:06:34 2010 No.5645744 >>5645727 That's a nice variation of the "Sexual thoughts about [blank] are horrible" pasta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:06:34 2010 No.5645747 >>5645740 Sure it is Just not for a fox

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:07:34 2010 No.5645753 File: 218 KB, 647x906, 1278829377742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5645727 I am aroused

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:07:34 2010 No.5645757 >>5645740 You can read it as two separate things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:08:34 2010 No.5645758 >>5645740 >>5645747 Now we need a Touhou with an anteater tongue

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:08:34 2010 No.5645759 >>5645747 No one has a tongue long enough or strong enough to reach the prostate gland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:08:34 2010 No.5645760 >>5645727 >whisper vulgar phrases in your eye wat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:08:34 2010 No.5645768 >>5645740 I thought cats have long tongues in comparison to their size? Mine did anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:09:34 2010 No.5645783 ITT: Furries

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:11:34 2010 No.5645797 >>5645783 0/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:15:34 2010 No.5645839 ITT: closet furfags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:16:34 2010 No.5645856 I want to lovingly brush Ran's tails

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:16:34 2010 No.5645855 >>5645783 >>5645839 ITT: retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:17:34 2010 No.5645859 All I know is, if you ever get in bed with Ran or Chen and you don't leave with a copious number of scratches crisscrossing your back in all directions, you did it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:19:34 2010 No.5645871 >And Chen seems like she'd have no idea what was going on, leading to confusion and awkward moments due to her inexperience, and an ultimately unsatisfying time. I am more than fine with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:21:34 2010 No.5645893 >>5645871 Sounds more realistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:22:34 2010 No.5645901 oh dear god the moaning in heat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:22:34 2010 No.5645903 >>5645577 In Japan, there's no such thing as a refractory period.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:24:34 2010 No.5645924 >>5645855 >>5645797 butthurt furries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:24:34 2010 No.5645929 File: 21 KB, 389x388, Wrinkled man crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some people would be alergic to either ran or chen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:27:34 2010 No.5645957 >>5645901 Can you imagine Chen hacking up a giant hairball while you're fucking her?

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:31:34 2010 No.5646008

>>5645893

Very true, but speaking from experience, two virgins becoming un-virgins with each other is like the most tragic thing ever. It's simultaneously hilarious and depressing.

>I've never had my ponos in a vagoo
>She's never used her vagoo on a ponos
>we come to the conclusion to just J-J-J-JAM IT IN
>she yells in pain and says stop
>we attempt other positions
>all are equally fail
>I don't cum and we give up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:31:34 2010 No.5646009 >>5645957 Yeah, I'd collect them and make them into anal beads somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:33:34 2010 No.5646029 File: 49 KB, 600x629, Chen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5645957 Insta-boner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:35:34 2010 No.5646042 >>5646008 >two virgins becoming un-virgins with each other is like the most tragic thing ever Bullshit, it's the most beautiful and best thing ever. Nothing else in life can come close, I'm sure.

Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:35:34 2010 No.5646041
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>>5645901

for some reason I find the idea of Momiji in heat way more arousing. Her getting all flushed and frantically humping at your leg, her crotch sopping wet- The desperation in her voice when she begs to be fucked...

brb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:35:34 2010 No.5646039 >>5646008 That sounds hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:37:34 2010 No.5646062 >>5646042 You mean only if they are 2D right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:37:34 2010 No.5646069 >>5646041 Imagine feeding her chocolate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:40:34 2010 No.5646090 >>5646069 Wouldn't you have to buy some special chocolate?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:41:34 2010 No.5646093 >>5646069 no. I've already been scarred by the "Momiji's intestines exploding out of her ass in a geyser of blood because you fed her chocolate" copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:41:34 2010 No.5646099 >>5646069 Go away, Scorn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 13:44:34 2010 No.5646117 File: 7 KB, 251x201, hnng.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5646041 >bottom right panel >Momiji asking to be walked Oh god

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 15:02:34 2010 No.5646829 This thread gave me aspergers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 16:19:34 2010 No.5647443 >>5646041 NNNGG, oh god

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 16:51:34 2010 No.5647686 >>5646117 >>5647443 Reported.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 17:39:34 2010 No.5648171 File: 193 KB, 1205x817, ranchenfurry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 17:43:05 2010 No.5648199 File: 46 KB, 428x500, ran.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 17:51:34 2010 No.5648261 File: 62 KB, 1024x1024, Chen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 13 20:49:34 2010 No.5649579 File: 334 KB, 555x550, 9a2bdbfbbc1e12968e6e3b1e80d61f0fe75e3c77.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] G-GET OVER HERE...AND YIFF ME...onegai

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