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Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam.

>> No.5636090

no

>> No.5636098

Fuck Carthage. Fuck those guys.

>> No.5636104

But why destroy Carthage?

>> No.5636100

Ceterum autism censeo

>> No.5636111

>>5636104
They are filthy 3d lovers.

>> No.5636123

>the Roman statesman Cato the Elder would always end his speeches with some variation of this expression even if he had not been discussing Carthage in the speech.

There needs to be a VN heroine ending every other sentence with this. Fuck your daze and desuwa and gozaru, I want to see some little girl going "Onii-chan, I love you... Furthermore, I think Carthage must be destroyed. "

>> No.5636130

>>5636111

What? Seriously? Fucking murder those guys!

>> No.5636133

>>5636104

We sent them our waifus as a gesture of goodwill, a mere three day journey, AND THEY WE'RE RETURNED TO US FUCKED.

>> No.5636141

>>5636123

N-no, I'll get pregnant...!

C-carthage... must be destroyed desu wa...!

>> No.5636143

>>5636123
Oh Cato the loli you are the cutest!

>> No.5636156

>>5636141
The point was "Carthago delenda est" variations INSTEAD of desuwa variations.
He fucking stated it.
Fuck I so mad.
Brb, destroying Carthago and putting salt on their fields.

>> No.5636166

>>5636156

But I like both.

>> No.5636174

Nanashi Kun, I want ice-crea~m!
Also I want Carthago burnt to the ground!

>> No.5636176

>>5636156

Onii-chan has left me in this field. It's lonely, and it's painful, but... surely I am helping onii-chan by staying here.

It can't be helped.

>> No.5636185

To be fair, we shouldn't have let that troublesome foreigner fuck their princess and then run away.

>> No.5636191

>>5636141
I could get behind this.

>> No.5636193
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5636193

Hey guys, Carthage Anon here.

No matter what I try, I can't seem to get my garden to grow. Any tips?

>> No.5636202

>>5636193
Use salt, and gasoline

>> No.5636210

>>5636193
Try compost.

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5636213

>Carthage thread

>> No.5636227

Do they speak latin in Gensokyo?

>> No.5636235

>>5636227

There are things in Yukari's vagina so ancient they long ago achieved sentience, established contact with the Greek City-States, and keep their linguistic tradition alive to this day.

>> No.5636237

>>5636123
Addendum: Also, instead of the overly-formal [Name]-sama lolis, we need to have some using right proper Egyptian honorifics. Here's an example of some.

>To the King my lord, my sun, my god, the breath of my life... your slave and dust under your feet. At the feet of the King my lord, my sun, my god, the breath of my life, I bowed down seven times, seven times. I heard the words of the tablets of the King my lord, my sun, my god, the breath of my life, and the heat of your slave and the dust under the feet of the King, my lord, my sun, my god, the breath of my life, is exceeding glad that the breath of the King my lord, my sun, my god has gone out to his slave and to the dust under his feet.

>Who is your servant but a dog? and they prostrate themselves before the Pharaoh Seven times and seven times on both back and belly.

Imagine your maid calling you to breakfast with "Honored Master, my lord, my sun, my god, the breath of my life, and the heat of your slave and the dust under the feet of the King, my lord, my sun, my god, the breath of my life, your breakfast is ready. " while prostrating herself seven times on both belly and back. Now that's some reverence.

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5636240

Marcus Porcius Cato "Censor"
He was called Censor since he was a moralfag and whined a lot against luxuries and orgies and medicine and fucking Carthago. Also those faggots Greeks.

So as a loli he would be absolutely anti-ecchi and probably a tsuntsun mistress.

>> No.5636282

>>5636237
>implying I wouldn't just hit her with my scepter as soon as she opened her mouth

>> No.5636287

>>5636237
Not to forgot that Egiptians gals depiled integrally and had trained goats and baboons as sex-pets.
Such an illuminated culture!!

>> No.5636307

>>5636240
Yeah, the fucker started EVERY speech or important announcement , with 'Carthago delenda est'. Regardless of content.

>> No.5636320

Dido was a yandere, discuss.

>> No.5636352

>>5636235

So her vagina is like the Pillars of Hercules

that's a real boundary

>> No.5636363

>>5636352
Remember Charybdis?

Yep.

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5636382

Fratellu~s!
What are you doing in the bathroom?
You promised me we would go destroying Carthago today~

>> No.5636402

>>5636382

uguu~

>> No.5636413

>>5636363

OH yes.also Scylla.

Sea monsters and mythology.

I smell a new Touhou game. with cute naga and Mermaids, and also huge gaping vaginas the size of a strait.

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5636451

>>5636382

>> No.5636483

This is a very silly thread.

>> No.5636507

>>5636193
>huge glass

Man you're strong.

>> No.5636573
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5636573

>>5636413

Dem straits.
Good for narrowly avoiding having your ship shot out from under your ass.

>> No.5636589

>>5636507
>huge glass
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE DRINKS!
MIX AND SHAKE
MIX AND SHAKE YOUR DRINKS!

>> No.5636795

>>5636589

Actually, I like my drinks blended.

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5637635

Hoplite time?

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5637653

>>5637635
Standard fight!

>> No.5637660

>>5637635
TIME FOR MY SUPER MEGA GALACTIC ULT !

>> No.5637664

>>5637653
Love that game.
But hoplite fights were over in seconds.

>> No.5637691

>>5637664
Hopefully the ashigaru in shogun 2 will work in a similar way.

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5637707

>>5637660

>> No.5637716

>>5637691
So do I, because the spears in Medieval 2, were just perfect and didn't stop anything.

I also hope they bring back the console, I mean not being able to use it in Empire was a bitch.

>> No.5637789

>>5637716
I don't know about the console, but yeah, I want the pike formations in shogun 2 to work smoothly like they did in Rome. In Medieval they took ages to set up and most of the time they got glitched or something. In empire they were a bit better, but there was only 1 pike unit.

>> No.5637812

>>5637789
Why not bring back the console?
Unless you are a gamerfag, who thinks that "cheats ruin the game!!11oneone" because they are some sort of "art form"

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5637838

>>5637707

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