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>Asshole comes into my dorm room, takes my games.
>Find out he sold a few at gamestop, said he needed party money.
>You cant touch me, and if you do, I will just get my parents to sue your ass for creating a "hostile living space"
>Catch the son of a bitch gone, log into his computer laptop, log into the schools server.
>He has storage space on the schools server.
>Upload shit tons of images like this into server, followed by guro, pirated music, movies.
>Wait 2 weeks cause I hid the folder so he would never find it.
>Ask my parents to come pick up my stuff that is important, and slowly begin placing virus within his laptop.
>Pull out one ram stick and crack it, put it back in.
>Week 3 when all my stuff is back home, check the server, its still there.
>Contact the school administration and tell them they need to check their students folders.
>He loses all college internet use, is placed under watch.
>Spam his passwords across 4chan 2 years ago.
>He cant figure out whats going on, his parents pull him from school.
>Last I heard somebody got a hold of his credit card information (that wasn't my doing, he got drunk and left his wallet at a party)
>This year, saw him working at Mcdonalds, ordered some food.
>He makes the burger and leans over it somewhat, go to check my meal, theirs spit in it.
>Show the manager, manager checks video, he is fired before my eyes.
>He begins screaming profanity at me, and attempts to hit me.
>Slips on wet floor cause a woman spilled her drink, smashs his head.
>Broke his tooth out on the floor, cops arrest him, I press charges.
>Find out he was on parole for sexual assault.
>I feel like super man.

>> No.5625794

Missed /r9k/ by a mile.

>> No.5625795

Why are you posting this on every board?

>> No.5625793

Oh god green text failure hahahaha

>> No.5625796
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>> No.5625797

fail

>> No.5625801

>>5625795
AUTISM

>> No.5625806

fun fact: 99% of green text posts are blatant lies

>> No.5625808

Over a few games?

>> No.5625823

That's so sugoi.

>> No.5625834

>>5625790
>Fail greentext
>Spam antisocial copypasta

>> No.5625861

epik win XD

>> No.5625909
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>> No.5625917

Here's mine.

>Screencap a VN translation thread
>Say me and my friends worked on it for our senior project(Need to finish that to graduate)
>Say it's a creative project
>Pass with flying colors while spending ~3 hours actually helping with the grammar part of the VN and ~2 hours doing the other stuff(Resume, problems I encountered ETC)

2 years later I find out that it was because of that project I got into my college of choice where I met my fiancee


Thanks /jp/

>> No.5626039

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>turn on computer
>click on /jp/

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.5626057

><> My fish when I reported this thread.

>> No.5626104

>>5625917

If there's any truth in that at all, that is an awesome story.

>> No.5626137

>>5626057
Oh fuck, I spilled water everywhere and even peed a little when I read this.

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