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Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:36:33 2010 No.5614628 [Reply] [Original]

http://www.helium.com/items/1882339-doomsday-how-bp-gulf-disaster-may-have-triggered-a-world-killing
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>6 months to live

Fuck this, I'm moving into Gensokyo

By the way, which Touhou do you think would decide to save humanity and become our new goddess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:37:33 2010 No.5614636 Letty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:47:33 2010 No.5614729 File: 148 KB, 449x629, 1278178453242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari, of course. She'd gap humanity to safety then make us her slaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:48:33 2010 No.5614733 Reimu'd capture all the methane bubble's spellcards and then have tea with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:48:33 2010 No.5614735 One of the moriya bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:48:33 2010 No.5614732 Parsee....because i said so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:49:33 2010 No.5614741 Reimu. And Marisa. And Sanae if we're lucky. TH13 (or 14, if 13 is a Phantasmagoria) will take place underwater, remember. The entire /jp/ has been feeling it in their bones for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:49:33 2010 No.5614743 >>5614733 Wow.... Just wow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:57:33 2010 No.5614804 >>5614741 Herp derp I think it'll be underwater because of some fan-made game hurr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 12:59:33 2010 No.5614827 So in the end, the thing that will kill off humanity isn't atomic warfare, alien invasions, demon invasions, meteor showers or viral infections, but the ocean floor letting out one huge fart?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:01:33 2010 No.5614846 >>5614827 Frankly, it's only fitting. I'll take solace in the fact that Gensokyo will survive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:01:33 2010 No.5614848 >>5614827 Yes, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a fart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:01:33 2010 No.5614850 >>5614827 If you read that you will find that one of the results of that 'fart' will be almost the same as atomic warfare (chemical shit) or viral infections.

>>	五角场！ Sat Jul 10 13:03:33 2010 No.5614865 looks like a tabloid site

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:06:33 2010 No.5614884 >article cites eight references in support of a novel scientific theory

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:08:33 2010 No.5614906 Hope it doesn't hurt too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:10:33 2010 No.5614930 >>5614906 wont hurt at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:14:33 2010 No.5614954 >>5614628 I, personally, hope it turns out into a mad max like world where everyone uses gas masks and kill each other on a daily basis. Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:14:33 2010 No.5614958 >>5614741 There is no sea in Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:15:33 2010 No.5614962 >>5614628 See above thread.

>>	Sat Jul 10 13:17:33 2010 No.5614980 File: 36 KB, 340x460, 1275779398120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we come again with those bloggers and their stupid catastrofist theories. Come on, go back to your UFO searching again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:20:33 2010 No.5615000 6 months, huh ? I don't even know if my body will last that long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:21:33 2010 No.5615009 >>5614954 >a mad max like world where everyone uses gas masks stalker get out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:22:00 2010 No.5615014 File: 162 KB, 400x250, swaywithhina.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hina will come absorb our misfortune. Sway with Hina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:28:33 2010 No.5615055 File: 270 KB, 850x600, hina-painting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hina is the hero that humanity deserves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:37:33 2010 No.5615101 File: 336 KB, 1280x1024, 1269243407761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.helium.com/items/390140-the-nazi-built-antarctic-base Hina I hope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 13:49:33 2010 No.5615173 File: 141 KB, 600x599, 1257753759955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5615055 Hina IS art

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:34:33 2010 No.5615465 I live on the gulf coast... guess I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:37:33 2010 No.5615479 File: 23 KB, 386x600, 1255291757723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ZUN's Mona Lisa

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:39:33 2010 No.5615490 File: 322 KB, 800x600, 1262466067896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only six months till we all get to go to Gensokyo. Where do we meet up, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:40:33 2010 No.5615496 Fuck you all, I'm living in a bio-dome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:43:33 2010 No.5615516 File: 164 KB, 1280x1024, 1276651951184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5615490 I'll be dieing again so that I may spend my time with Komachi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:44:33 2010 No.5615531 >>5615490 The lake, always.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:48:33 2010 No.5615558 File: 636 KB, 800x1129, c0f397e265d1569588c1be54aaf9b549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hakugyokurou, naturally or otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:55:33 2010 No.5615603 It would be kinda cool if it was true

Anonymous Sat Jul 10 14:55:33 2010 No.5615609
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OP here

I like where this thread has gone. :)

I say Patchy will save us, because of how smart she is and how she could probably make up a spell to reverse the effects of the bubble

Sakuya making, with stopping time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:01:33 2010 No.5615645 batman will save us he just needs prep time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:02:33 2010 No.5615658 File: 155 KB, 850x594, ikudragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The most human-like Touhou will grant us her power of adaptability and allow us to overcome the disaster with our own power.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:04:33 2010 No.5615669 >>5615609 get the fuck out of here.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Sat Jul 10 15:06:33 2010 No.5615691 >>5614954 How well do you think we'd do in a post apocalyptic scenario? I'd rather live in Borderlands than Swan Song. Oh, Suwako will save us, then we'll all be forced into worshipping her forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:09:33 2010 No.5615718 Some other fascinating articles from helium.com: >Why the human race is doomed to extinction >Big Brother eviction night: 9 July 2010 >Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 glitches >Unusual pets to keep in a tank

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:09:33 2010 No.5615724 File: 395 KB, 800x560, 5732257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5615691 >forced to worship Suwako Yeah right. Knowing you, you'd be forced to worship Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:10:33 2010 No.5615726 >>5614729 I can live with this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:11:33 2010 No.5615737 I hope my body can take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:13:33 2010 No.5615758 >>5615724 ahegao.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:27:33 2010 No.5615900 Nice fanfiction OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 10 15:28:33 2010 No.5615914 Denialfags gonna hate

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