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Which Touhou character would you most like to be and why? I want to be Sanae because she has a wonderful family, is nerdy and eccentric, and is the third main character.

>> No.5608063

The 'third main character' is not "main" since it will change sooner or later.

>> No.5608074

Yuka, I will be a NEET that tends to my garden all day and no one will ever tell me to get a job because I'm also batshit.

Going through the human village and scaring everyone shitless just by smiling at them would be nice too.

>> No.5608264

Remilia, being her living blood reservoir it's my goal.

>> No.5608508

Kaguya since I would still be doing what im doing now

>> No.5608534

>>5608508

Dammit, you beat me to it.

>> No.5608551

Mima was the "third main character" in 3-5. Sakuya was in 6-8. Sanae was in 10-12. See a pattern?

>> No.5608594

>>5608551
Early retirement and a good pension scheme?

>> No.5608636
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5608636

Mokou
i'd put that hourai neet in her place at any and every oppertunity

>> No.5608647

Yukari

SLEEP ALL DAY

>> No.5609105

Marisa. Break into libraries and steal shit.

>> No.5609115

Alice, because we're both MASSIVE cunts.

>> No.5609162

Suika, do not give a fuck about anything, always drunk, trustworthy and basically allowed to do anything I want.

>> No.5609182

Renko

>> No.5609200

Patchouli. Just chill in my pimp-ass library all day, every day, with the occasional break to drink tea elegantly with other elegant girls. Kickass.

>> No.5609251

I was going to say Kaguya, but having Mokou bother me to tell me how much she misses daddy and having to slap her around constantly would annoy me.

Then I thought Alice, which would be pretty chill, but then I wonder what would happen if I actually made an autonomous doll. That would be it. She's been at it for a while, she can't be far off now. It would be the bitter-sweet feeling of finally accomplishing something you've tried for so long..

So....I guess Hatate so I can spend all day googling stuff.

>> No.5609255

Uh, Satori?

>> No.5609283
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5609283

Headbutts, schoolchildren and Mokou rape.

>> No.5611413
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5611413

I'll be the hero that Gensokyo deserves.

>> No.5611426

Suwako

So I could be the little girl and molest Sanae at the same time.

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5611436

I would like to have dicks stuffed in my mouth, ass, vagina, and occasionally my hands and feet, so the answer is fairly obvious.

>> No.5611439
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5611439

Marisa. Living life the way I want but still dedicated enough to know the value of hard work. I'd also have a lot of friends and be together with my waifu.

>> No.5611443

>>5611436
dem tits.

>> No.5611445

>>5611436
But that's not sanae or hatate.

>> No.5611447

Chen
Dat motherly ran bro

>> No.5611470

>>5608044
Wriggle. I'll be pure and sweet and full of boyish charm!

>> No.5611467

>>5611445

I was going to post Himekaidou Potato, but I've noticed how foot fetishists adore her.

I would get tired of people stealing my stockings and socks and whatnot.

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>>5611445
You mean Aya. Hatate is a GOOD GIRL.

>> No.5611479

>>5611470

Hilarity ensues when I come over to sell newspapers, somehow end up with you fucking my throat, and then Yuuka catches us both.

>> No.5611497

>>5611467
Wait, foot fetishists adore her? Why? I haven't noticed many feet pictures of her.

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>> No.5611507

>>5611497

I'm as confused as you are.

>> No.5613323

I'd also want to be Sanae, so I could have lots of sex.

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I WOULD BE CIRNO SO I COULD BE THE STRONGEST!

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>>5613375

>> No.5615809

Sakuya. I'd have an interesting and fulfilling job, a boss who I am close with and who appreciates my hard work, subordinates and co-workers who respect and admire me; I also love cooking and running errands; plus I would get to wear a pretty uniform everyday.

Sakuya works and lives in the same house, her family is also either her co-workers or bosses, and I think something like that would suit me very well. She's also got that family to rely on, whatever problems she'd ever have. Time hax is a nice plus.

Second choice would probably be Sanae, and that for pretty much the same reason as OP.

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