/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Touhous you can't fap to

[Magical Type-Moon Girl !MOONRXwPDU No.]

Unzan

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite ones

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600140

This. Then again, I've yet to see reimu hentai, so that might also take a big role in it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600148
What. Have you even tried looking?

[Anonymous No.]

No matter how hot the rest of the picture is, I just can't fap to Tewi when she's making this face.

[Anonymous No.]

He's always dominant and raping everyone if he's in porn at all. Or the porn is shit. One or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600148
>I've yet to see reimu hentai
wut? I came across tons of it before I even knew who reimu is and before I fapped to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600154

No. In fact, I've gone out of my way to avoid any reimu threads or pics.

[Anonymous No.]

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600148

I can make Reimu hentai in my head.

Don't tell Bern

I really can't fap to any Touhous simply because I don't like a lot of them...probably the one I like the most but can't fap to at all is China. She seems like too much of a bro (or really cool sis) to think of sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600148
http://www.mediafire.com/?1jzfdj2mhnz
http://www.mediafire.com/?ywjzj15mwiy
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?emqqjtymz1z
http://www.mediafire.com/?m4ynm2yltdj
http://www.mediafire.com/?qcizfiqvuul
http://www.mediafire.com/?drmqmmzmtnd

To name a few Reimu-y H-doujins.

[Scandaroon No.]

>>5600175

Are you going to go back to /a/ yet?

Your obsession with Bern had gone way past /jp/ and into /a/ roleplay faggotry. Get out please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600148

Hentai of Reimu is really hard to find, but it's usually really good if you come across it.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600175

See >>5599222.

I want to hump that leg.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

I don't really have a problem fapping to any touhou.
But if I had to pick, I guess...Murasa, if only because I haven't seen anything good with her in it yet.

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>>5600175

samefriend from >>5600170


I pretty much have what you have. I don't like most of them, and the ones I do like are just too cute for me to fap too.

[Anonymous No.]

Three of the four in OP pic I fap to all the time

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600181

First off, you can't control me, as much as you might want to. Keep deluding yourself that you're making a difference; it's important to have a goal in life.

Second, this is how I am normally. I'm not roleplaying at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou because she's too ugly.

[Scandaroon No.]

>>5600202

>Second, this is how I am normally.

And furthing my point you do not belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600204

I like how there's this one sole Mokou hating faggot on jp wwwwwwwwwwww he doesn't seem to realize he's completely alone wwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600202

THIS SHIT IS ON NOW, ANIKIS

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600198

I was like that until I became really "involved" (obsessed?) with Reimu. I can only think of three sexually: Reisen, Reimu, and Kogasa

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5600204
Good man
>>5600213
Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600223

go fuck youself tripfaggot

stop defending trolls unless that was you, loser

[Anonymous No.]

Most PC-98s, because there's almost no fucking porn of them.

And then there's Seihou, which I don't think there's any porn of at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600213
I hate Mokou too! Kaguya superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600216
>Kogasa
Why would you do that ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600165
This, I can't fap to Rinnosuke Morichika
Hes a guy, so no go.
All others are free game tho, ALL OF THEM!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600216

[Anonymous No.]

Who wouldn't be able to fap to Cirno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600286
She's too pure, man. I can't fap to her or Rumia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600286

I can't. She's too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

None

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600308
>>5600297
When you strip those pantsu off her, she has a tight smooth little snatch just like the rest of them

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600204

I actually think Mokou is one of those girls who is really pretty but just doesn't like looking that way because she's not like that.

She'd be hot if it wasn't for those pants.

>>5600207

You aren't the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600233
autistic 12 year old

[Scandaroon No.]

>>5600328

Yes I am. Didn't you get the memo?

[Suigin (UNBAN CURRYBUTT PUT THIS IN YOUR NAME) !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5600317
I know the guy who did this pixel art

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

>>5600328

[Anonymous No.]

Ones that I never recall being interested in, but if there was good enough art to "inspire" me then it could happen... Eirin, Kanako, Rumia, Kisume, Yuyucow, Shikieiki

Now for the "wtf" ones - Remilia, Marisa, Sanae, Aya, Satori ... maybe it's because they are too popular, or I just never looked at them that way because (Satori aside) I've played as those chars so much (Remy has always been my main in the fighters). Also Remy is just too cool to treat the same as I do all the rest. I'm very closely tied between her and Suika as my favorite Touhous.

Really though, it's only a matter of time before I've covered them all.

[Anonymous No.]

Artists that realize Mokou is better off without pants are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Any of them.

I view them too much as elegant, classy ladies to think of them sexually. I know they would be disgusted with me if they knew I was fapping to them. So...I....I can't....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600344

Get out, secondaryfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who isn't Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600326
Am same friend from >>5600198

I can't do it! Those girls are too sweet and cute. But, I will make a thread detailing if and when I ever fap to touhou.

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>>5600345

Your journey towards the dark side is not yet complete, then..

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600356

>>>/a/

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>>5600343

I don't think you've ever put any effort into finding Yuyuko porn.

[thoughtless celestial !!i5rclDQxK0Z No.]

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>>5600345

What about little shits like Tewi?

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>>5600387
Tewi's an elegant youkai rabbit that has consorted with gods.

[Anonymous No.]

Non-futa Touhou, they all need cocks

futa-ciro futa-raimu futa-tewi futa-mokou futa-aya futa-patchy futa-ran futa-chen futa-satori

If its not a chick with a dick, I'm a guy asking why!

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>>5600372

I find this picture incredibly hot for some reason(Same friend from before, yet again)

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>>5600364
Maybe he means tasteful Yuyuko porn. A good ammount of her smut features her being morbidly obese or with gargantuan tits. Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600401
If you're going to do that each time, you might as well pick up a name. But you really don't need to do that in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600401

Are you trying to be more annoying than a tripfag? Just put in a fucking name, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600399
I like your style, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600401
I know right, Rinnosuke is a fucking beast, yummy yum yum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600405

I'd think any Yuyuko porn would be inherently tasteless. Desecration of the dead and all.

[thoughtless celestial !!i5rclDQxK0Z No.]

>>5600401
Probebly because reimu shows her armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600397

I've never liked Tewi that much; I could imagine her trying to troll me by waving her ass at me and then running away. And if I ever did catch her then the only option would be forceful rape to put her in place.

[Anonymous No.]

Futa-reisen

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say armpits?

[Anonymous No.]

Yamame. Because spider legs.

Wriggle. Because I hate reverse traps.

Ichirin. Because sandniggers turn me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600420

I think she'd troll you just so you would be enticed into "raping" her because she's into that.

Also, that fucking face. Instantly flaccid.

Fucking little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Hm. It'd have to be Rumia for me.

>>5600413
But Yuyuko likes it when men desecrate her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600433

Also Meiling. Because she's a special kind of repulsive. Don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600430

[Scandaroon No.]

>>5600433

>Wriggle. Because I hate reverse traps.

So you hate Shou too?

Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600444

Her trollface creates dissonance that makes me like her even less as a character because she's a quality loli when she doesn't have that shit-eating grin on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600452
You've just completely redeemed yourself with a single post. I hope the fact that my opinion of you has changed pleases you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600444
>>5600462
Good. More troll-Tewi for me to fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600433
Cause only sand niggers wear hoods like that.

I can't fap to her neither, but that's just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600484

I don't have any more Trollwi porn because I don't save it, but here's a reaction image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600506
It's cool, I got my own.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou, Meiling, and Tewi. Mokou because she's too manly and badass, Meiling for many of the same reasons, and Tewi because she just doesn't really do anything for me

Kaguya, Kanako, and Yuyuko though? Oh god yes. I like my mature touhous

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>>5600514

>mature touhous

You forgot Ran.

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>>5600514
Kaguya's pretty fucking immature.

[Anonymous No.]

Moko because she's plain ugly

Ichirin because I associate headscarfs with sandniggers, and I associate sandniggers with disgust.

Kanako because... I guess she's just not my type.

pic is a Touhou I do fap to very frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever fapped to Hina. I think I'll go fix that now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600549

Stop samefagging yourself, autism-ridden mokou hater

[Anonymous No.]

Prismrivers. I don't care if it'd be a 4-some. I hate those bitches. Fuck their stage, too.

Pic: My mortal enemy. I hate the Prismrivers so much, I have no image of 'em.

[Scandaroon No.]

>>5600580

You hate them because you're bad at the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600580
Mad because you can't stream things that aren't stupidly easy?

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

Nue Houjuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600553
stop with that autism bullshit already, it ceased being funny a few minutes after you fags started with it.

I did make another reply in this thread (>>5600168) but I didn't mention moko.

Pic is another Toho I frequently fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

smelly patchy

[Anonymous No.]

Any of the boring ones no one likes.

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>>5600540

I meant in terms of body, not mind

>>5600537

I dunno, I think of Ran in too much of a motherly light to be able to easily fap to her. She can get the job done when I'm bored of Yuyuko and the rest, though

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>>5600399
>futa-patchy
OH GOD NO

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>>5600448
You a japanese?

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>>5600676
I can't fap to Ran for the same reasons. She is too pure for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika is the only one I can fap to. Not sure why.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600676
Kaguya isn't that mature physically, either. She's never grouped in with the "old hags," so she seems to have the same physical age as Reimu.

I like the late teens group, but I'm only able to fap to the three I mentioned already there. Of the old hags...can't do anything with any of them except Yukari and Yuyuko.

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>>5600399

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600821
Because she's fucking hot. She looks like Taiga Aisaka but isn't a bitch (I suspect Taiga's physical design is based off her in fact). She's mellow and cheery. Yet she could also blow up Gensokyo if she really felt like it (she did blow up the moon and put it back together one time) but doesn't because she isn't a bitch. She takes it easy probably more than anyone else in Gensokyo; no bullshit or feuds or relationshit to deal with, she's just a little free spirit. Or maybe she's actually the embodiment of terrible genocide, but the alcohol keeps her temper down and hence some (very wise) individual gave her an endlessly-flowing sake gourd.

Also she drinks all the time. It'd be easy to have your way with her or befriend her, assuming you also like to drink.

Suffice to say Suika is just awesome, whether or not you deeply ponder her qualities, or just find her exotically attractive.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!XzNn/qDPbir No.]

>>5600900
>she could also blow
Oh I wish she would do that more.

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>>5600900
No, no, she didn't blow up the moon. She blew up a reflection of the moon that made the real moon look like it was blowing up but really it wasn't. Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I can fap to any Touhou, but there's still quite a few I haven't fapped to yet.

Hmm, I should try to fap to all of the Touhous at least five times by the end of this month.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600900

>exotically attractive

I feel that way about Meiling, but it's hard to think about her in any sexual terms. She'd be like your cool female best friend who would kick your ass if you messed with her too much. She's too much like a bro...but if you're into bromance, then go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600900

I.. Can get behind all of this.

Know of any good Suika doujins?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600927

Can you seriously fap over 500 times over the course of 30 days? That's a little over 17 times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

I've fapped to every Touhou.

Every single one.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!XzNn/qDPbir No.]

>>5600945
http://www.mediafire.com/?mnzzutwl4wx - start with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600887
Why's that filthy J.Christ in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600935
Strange, I've never had anything get in the way of her hotness, then again I've never thought of her as a bro either. She's always been a harmless-moe weakling in my eyes, cute in the same way that an aggressive puppy tries hard to mess you up but you can just pick it up by the scruff and it's useless.

Basically you can fap to her out of pity more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600924
She did tear down a mountain with her bear hands.

Now imagine what Yuugi, the one of the four known for being strong, could do.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't fap to any of the loli touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600986
Yuugi wouldn't even need to use her hands. She could probably take out a mountain with a belch.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5600972

>out of pity

She knows martial arts and could fuck your shit up royally. Thinking of her as pitiful is delving too deeply into fanon. I think of her as an inept but still dedicated gatekeeper. She's also apparently really friendly so long as you don't try to sneak in...so you could just chill outside the gate and talk to her all day about all kinds of stuff...and like I said, spar. The fact that she is hot and knows how to kick your ass without colorful bullets is arousing in its own way. You have to think that she would end up doing a lot of kicks...and just look at her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600594
>>5600595
I've beaten Flandre, Ran, Mokou, lolSuwako, and I'm working on Koishi. I'm at least secure in my touhou skills.
That stage just fucks me up. The entirety of PCB is cake save for those three twats.

Won't stop e-peen fags like you from looking for chances to put a man down. Ghosts that can't play jazz ain't worth shit anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600994
Even when they're given tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5601021
Jazz sucks! Classical for unlife, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5601027

Sadly not even then. I can only fap to the more matured looking (hags) touhous. Is there something wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

Rumia's my waifu, and I really can't fap to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5601062
You mean daughter, right? Waifus you can't fap to are daughters.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>5601062

Impotence is a common occurrence in males ages 18-40.

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>>5601021
Yeah, that stage wears me down by too many lives on hard mode too, actually. Even worse than MoF stage 4.

If you've beaten Flandre, do you have any tips for Maze of Love? That's pretty much the only thing stopping me from beating her.

[Anonymous No.]

bad apple

[S BENZ No.]

Myon?

[Anonymous No.]

COCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5600676
Kaguya is flat chested. Where have you been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5601453
Divorced

[Anonymous No.]

I can't fap to the ones I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

She's never really don it for me.

[Anonymous No.]