Fellow girls of /jp/, don't you get jealous when a boy from /jp/ constantly talks about his 2D waifu, all while you have to pretend to be a boy so he doesn't tell you to gtfo?

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Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:12:57 2010 No.5599673 [DELETED]

Fellow girls of /jp/,

don't you get jealous when a boy from /jp/ constantly talks about his 2D waifu, all while you have to pretend to be a boy so he doesn't tell you to gtfo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:13:57 2010 No.5599682 You are a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:13:57 2010 No.5599679 You are a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:14:57 2010 No.5599687 File: 23 KB, 100x100, 12-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599679 >>5599682

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:14:57 2010 No.5599685 You're a guy though

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:14:57 2010 No.5599698 Find a dude without a waifu and capitalize on his fetishes while you can. God I thought women were supposed to be better at conniving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:14:57 2010 No.5599695 >>5599687 I fucking love this show and all, but please don't post reaction images of it on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:14:57 2010 No.5599694 You currently possess a penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:14:57 2010 No.5599693 > Fellow girls of /jp/ Such a thing is inexistant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:15:57 2010 No.5599700 You are a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:15:57 2010 No.5599703 despite the "no girls on the internet" thing, there actually are quite a bit of females on 4chan, but I can honestly say that I believe none of them browse this particular board

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:15:57 2010 No.5599707 >>5599694 That's not enough to rule out a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:16:57 2010 No.5599716 File: 281 KB, 748x1011, 0b0f288769316375cdb64ea11c6d21ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai waifu > * > you

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:16:57 2010 No.5599718
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Since it's just us guys here, let's talk about waifus, shall we? Pic related.

It's okay. She can be your waifu, too. I just can't bring myself to chain down that raucous, free-wheeling personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:16:57 2010 No.5599719 File: 36 KB, 221x246, 1256166651425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599695 >my face when someone whines about using board related reaction images

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:16:57 2010 No.5599724 >>5599703 Girls like Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:17:57 2010 No.5599727 >>5599707 picture of a girl holding a disembodied penis JUST AS KEIKAKU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:17:57 2010 No.5599728 File: 739 KB, 850x702, shinki-sunrays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:17:57 2010 No.5599730 >>5599703 You need to go out more; I know one girl who browses here. And I've heard of anothe girl. But I'm sure it's just those two, and they're Touhoufags

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:18:57 2010 No.5599740 File: 307 KB, 1200x1716, yumeko+tewi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599727 I have one of those, but I'm not posting it here because it's in my /b/ folder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:18:57 2010 No.5599742 At least one respected tripfriend is a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:18:57 2010 No.5599747 >>5599703 There's a ton of Touhou yurifags here and I'm positive they're girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:19:57 2010 No.5599751 >>5599742 >implying any tripfags are respectable, especially here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:19:57 2010 No.5599763 >all while you have to pretend to be a boy so he doesn't tell you to gtfo? I'm jealous that I don't have a penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:20:57 2010 No.5599764 >>5599751 Helen is respectable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:20:57 2010 No.5599772 >>5599751 When they're not saging left and right with lol so clever remarks to defend the honor of glorious /jp/ they're not bad. So they're okay for like five minutes a day, that's better than most tripfags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:20:57 2010 No.5599773 >>5599763 I'd like a vagina, but I don't want to give up my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:20:57 2010 No.5599774 >>5599763 How did it get cut off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:21:57 2010 No.5599777 >>5599773 I do. ;_; I'll trade with someone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:21:57 2010 No.5599779 >>5599730 >You need to go out more; I know one girl who browses here. And I've heard of anothe girl. But I'm sure it's just those two, and they're Touhou stage 2 bosses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:22:57 2010 No.5599789 3D women are useful for 3 reasons Rearing young Cooking Cleaning I don't doubt that I would rather have a woman that could do all of these things so that I will not have to live life doing drivvle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:23:57 2010 No.5599797 File: 350 KB, 700x903, 12750967476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599779 One of them's not here right now, she went to go brush her teeth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:24:57 2010 No.5599806 >>5599789 You don't need to have kids to live, you don't need to cook if you just buy tv dinners and cleaning is optional too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:24:57 2010 No.5599809 >>5599789 They're also good for making you cum several times in a day without worrying about sore arms, even a sore dick if they know their way around one.

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:25:57 2010 No.5599813 >>5599806 >cleaning is optional Eww man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:25:57 2010 No.5599814 File: 23 KB, 303x348, 1251547962185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599789 > 3D women are useful for 3 reasons > Cooking > Cleaning You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:25:57 2010 No.5599815 >>5599806 It must be fucking terrible living without cooking...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:26:57 2010 No.5599821 >>5599809 No they aren't.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Thu Jul 8 23:26:57 2010 No.5599825 >>5599813 It is though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:26:57 2010 No.5599826 File: 288 KB, 522x499, hurr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599806 >cleaning is optional Goddamnit, /jp/. This is why there aren't any girls on this board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:26:57 2010 No.5599827 >>5599806 >you don't need to cook if you just buy tv dinners Enjoy dying at 40.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:27:57 2010 No.5599834 >>5599827 I'd rather die at 40 than live with a 3D woman. Disgusting. It's quality, not quantity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:27:57 2010 No.5599832 I am a guy and I cook because I don't want a woman in my life and I prefer eating cheaper, tastier food instead of buying pre-made stuff all my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:28:57 2010 No.5599836 >>5599826 Isn't that a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:28:57 2010 No.5599840 >>5599821 You faggots have it so easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:28:57 2010 No.5599839 >>5599827 But they will be 40 delicious, independent years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:29:57 2010 No.5599844 >>5599834 I don't understand the anti 3d sentiment on this board. Why not have the best of both worlds? That is, why is 3d abhorred by some people on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:29:57 2010 No.5599851 >>5599836 If there were girls, I might be better at Touhou than someone. ;_;

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:30:57 2010 No.5599856 >>5599825 You're dirty.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:30:57 2010 No.5599860
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>>5599844
-Have to photoshop themselves to make them closer to 2D, admitting inferiority
-Not perfect
-Not ageless
-Only want to breed
-Biological functions that 2D don't have to have
-Want your money
-Actually sleeping together with someone lowers your IQ
-Want your time
-Your attraction to them only exists so you can breed
-Bitches
-Whores
-Will sleep with another man if his genes seem better and say you're the father
-They are witches
-Restrict your freedom
-Unlikely to share your hobbies
-They have parents who you have to impress

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:31:57 2010 No.5599864 >>5599844 You must be new here.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:31:57 2010 No.5599867

>>5599844

Userbase drenched in visual mediums.

Nerds of both sexes are some of the kinkiest people around because when they get around to having sex they usually learn pretty quickly that just because something doesn't look good doesn't mean it won't feel good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:32:57 2010 No.5599873 >>5599789 I don't have kids, and I can cook and clean better than the average woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:33:57 2010 No.5599886 >>5599867 You filth-loving swine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:34:57 2010 No.5599893 I like having my bed to myself, it's more comfortable and easier to sleep soundly.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:35:57 2010 No.5599896

>>5599860

>-Unlikely to share your hobbies
>-They have parents who you have to impress

The last girl I dated was a bigger otaku than me (she even preferred to stay home, eat ramen and play video games instead of go out several times) and hated her parents to the point of never speaking with them. Yeah, she was fat and not very easy on the eyes, but I can live with that if I don't have to touch my penis to have an orgasm while playing Guilty Gear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:35:57 2010 No.5599900 File: 148 KB, 656x500, 44f5def17eea0640f4632fe7dfe641b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599860 They are witches? THIS JUST IN /jp/, UMINEKO IS A WHOLE METAPHOR FOR YOU NOT TO DATE GIRLS. THEY CAUSE DRAMA AND YOUR FAMILY DIES.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:35:57 2010 No.5599901 File: 110 KB, 466x432, 70w9ac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599873 >>5599873

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:36:57 2010 No.5599905 >>5599844 >Why not have the best of both worlds? Because there's nothing good about the 3D world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:37:57 2010 No.5599914 >>5599896 You have no dignity.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:38:57 2010 No.5599921
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>>5599886

Fuck a fat chick, you'll appreciate your perfect waifu more. Lowering your standards and completely exhausting yourself of 3DPD instead of giving up before trying makes 2D all the more delicious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:39:57 2010 No.5599928 >>5599921 No, that's like telling me to eat shit and then lobster. Sure, you'll appreciate the huge leap, but was it worth the trouble? Not really. You might not even make it to the lobster alive.

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:39:57 2010 No.5599926 File: 28 KB, 615x378, cheesemelt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599905 I dunno have you ever had one of these?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:39:57 2010 No.5599927 File: 228 KB, 267x341, sma4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5599914 Is this supposed to be news?

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Thu Jul 8 23:40:57 2010 No.5599930 >>5599926 What the fuck is that monster? Some kind of grilled cheese sandwich burger?

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:41:57 2010 No.5599935 >>5599930 Thats exactly what it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:41:57 2010 No.5599938 >>5599873 I am not saying that you can't be better than a women, in fact most men would be if they actaully learned about that sort of thing. I am just stating that after a 10 hour work day, I want to relax.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:41:57 2010 No.5599941

Disregard females.
Acquire currency.
Hire male servants to do things for you.
There you go. You just pay him straight up, you don't have to do any disgusting shit, you don't have to dance around the point with a slut who wants your money in exchange for maybe being able to cook and clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:42:57 2010 No.5599945 >>5599896 Prime example of how "Otaku Culture" brings normalfaggots from /a/ to this board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:42:57 2010 No.5599948 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >>5599938 >after a 10 hour work day, I want to relax.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Thu Jul 8 23:42:57 2010 No.5599949 >>5599935 That's amazing. Now it just needs to be wrapped in bacon, coated with chocolate, and deep fried to reach perfection.

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:42:57 2010 No.5599950 >>5599941 Its so hard to find good bro-tlers though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:43:57 2010 No.5599954 >>5599928 Except that only your frontal lobe will be aware that you're eating shit while the rest of your body will just be grateful for the stimulation. Check for suspicious blisters and use protection and you'll make it home just fine.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:45:57 2010 No.5599967

>>5599954
So it's not quite as extreme as eating shit, but it still fucking sucks. It's not worth the trouble, the negative impact would outweigh the extra satisfaction you get in finding the superior thing. How can you even live with yourself after doing disgusting shit like that anyway?

Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:45:57 2010 No.5599969

>>5599949
Chocolate is never good on a burger and the bacon would have to be strips. Also deep frying batter would have to be something that brings out the burger taste and the cheese taste not something that covers it.

(Personally I'd mix faygo rock and rye with bread crumbs etc and let it calcify then use it as the batter)

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:45:57 2010 No.5599968
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>>5599945

If it were called "Touhou and VN's" I would've come faster.

I'm just here because /a/ has a bad case of the summer. I'll be gone come September. Let's all do our best and try to get along until then.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Thu Jul 8 23:46:25 2010 No.5599977 >>5599969 It must be nice to be able to cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:48:25 2010 No.5599993 >>5599977 It really is nice to be able to follow simple directions Ahhh, what a life free of autism does for oneself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:49:25 2010 No.5599996 Here's a simple trick: Get a pack of bacon, cook 3/4 of it. Put the remaining part back into the freezer. Some time later, cook a lean roast with the remaining bacon sitting on top of it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:49:55 2010 No.5600003

>>5599967

The same way I can live with myself after cosplaying as Suzaku in tights (265 lbs.), with a lolicon folder on the desktop of my laptop (and a naked Yuki picture as the background) and using Japanese phrases in everyday life despite living in the Deep South?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:51:25 2010 No.5600013 >>5599977 Want to learn? Purchase a book and cook each dish for dinner. Wow, you now have more knowledge of cooking and a more healthy way of living!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:51:26 2010 No.5600016 >>5600003 Disgusting. Except the lolicon folder, how could you live with yourself if you didn't have one?

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Jul 8 23:52:26 2010 No.5600020 >>5599977 Its usually a really bothersome process that ends with lots of tasteless food. Especially if you're cooking with rice. FUCK RICE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 8 23:53:26 2010 No.5600025 >>5600020 Fuck you buddy, I love rice.

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