/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[A certain Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

You will never touch a catgirl while watching movie

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to be that catgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never have no eyes

[Anonymous No.]

HHHHNNNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584038
Maybe that's why he's not paying attention to the movie

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>>5584021
Is she guiding his hand towards her crotch? What a slut.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5584021
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour#Sex_for_pleasure

>Orangutans are especially inventive. They make dildos of wood and bark.

>Apes and Monkeys use a variety of objects to masturbate with and even deliberately create implements for sexual stimulation [...] often in highly creative ways.

>Many birds masturbate by mounting and copulating with tufts of grass, leaves or mounds of earth, and some mammals such as primates and Dolphins also rub their genitals against the ground or other surfaces to stimulate themselves.

>As regards ferrets ... "if the bitch, when in heat, cannot obtain a dog [ie, male ferret] she pines and becomes ill. If a smooth pebble is introduced into the hutch, she will masturbate upon it, thus preserving her normal health for one season. But if this artificial substitute is given to her a second season, she will not, as formerly, be content with it." [...] Blumenbach observed a bear act somewhat similarly on seeing other bears coupling, and hyenas, according to Ploss and Bartels, have been seen practicing mutual masturbation by licking each other's genitals.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a childhood friend turned into a catgirl by a dumb god and have the wonderful duty of keeping her satisfied everytime she goes into heat.

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>>5584021
Dawwww, she is so cute.

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>>5584021
You will never be able to master the English language.

;_;

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

You can actually make a hybrid Lion and Tiger wow.

Also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee

Chimp human hybrids.

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It is not clear if this is forceful or not. Similarly, the male stoat (Mustela erminea) will mate with infant females of their species.[60] This apparently is a natural part of their reproductive biology - there is a delayed gestation period, so these females give birth the following year when they are fully grown.

A male spotted hyena which attempted to mate with a female which succeeded in driving it off, eventually turned to its ten-month-old cub, repeatedly mounting it and ejaculating on it. The cub sometimes ignored this and sometimes struggled 'slightly as if in play'. The mother did not intervene.[61]

Infants and children in Bonobo societies are often involved in sexual behaviour.

Ermines are the bigest pedos.

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And people still wonder if there is a God.
Of course there is, and he is a big asshole judging by his work.

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The Bonobo, which has a matriarchal society, is a fully bisexual species — both males and females engage in sexual behaviour with the same and the opposite sex, with females being particularly noted for engaging in sexual behaviour with each other and at up to 75% of sexual activity being nonreproductive. Bonobos often use sexual activity to prevent violence and conflict.[66] Sexual activity occurs between almost all ages and sexes of Bonobo societies.

They basically live like in a hentai manga.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Buganon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, /jp/, remember this?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_and_cultural_perspectives_on_zoophilia#Roman_Games_and_Circu
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"The most explicit recorded incidents of public sex involving humans and animals activity are associated with the murderous sadism, torture and rape of the Roman games and circus, in which it is estimated that several hundreds of thousands died. [...] Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."

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>>5584201
Haha oh god. What happened to the good times?
I love these semi-scientific/historical threads we have once in a while.

[A certain Anonymous that lives in Bangkok No.]

MAXIMUM HNNNGGGG

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>>5584201
Fucking barbarians, look at what you made us lose !

[Anonymous No.]

Weird, I clearly remember playing this game especially for the sheepish catgirl's route but I can't recall shit about it.
It was probably forgettable and boring...

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>>5584201
>>"a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."

I came.

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>>5584257
Hey, I could actually read it, yay.

I must play this.

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>>5584201
I know this is horrible, but I can't help but laugh at all the resources spent in buying 100 blonde little girl slaves, an horde of monkeys, the wine necessary to make the drunk and gallons of piss to spray on the girls.
Seriously, romans were morons, in a good way.

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>In 1991 an English man was prosecuted for allegedly having sexual contact with a dolphin.[74] The man was found not guilty after it was revealed at trial that the dolphin was known to tow bathers through the water by hooking its large penis around them.[74]

I didn't want to know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>a curse, which accidentally hits Misaki, causing her to grow nekomimi and a tail.
How is this a curse?

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>>5584326
wat

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>>5584350
Next time you'll swim in open waters you would feel a long hooked tentacle pulling you under.
It's a dolphin, men's friend.
You will be ravaged savagely for an awfully long time, unable to defend yourself in an alien ambient, against a far bigger and stronger opponent.
And after the humilation and physical abuse you will be prosecuted by a british tribunal.

Look at that smile.
That is the smile of a serial rapist.

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>>5584303
this made me smile :D

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>In 1601, Claudine de Culam, a young girl of sixteen, was convicted of copulating with a dog. Both the girl and the dog were first hanged, then strangled, and finally burned.
This is my fetish.

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>>5584504
The nice thing:
>The judge investigated the allegations by having Claudine undressed and the dog observed by his female assistants as it leapt upon Claudine.
Wow, man, just wow. Next time you want to kill a girl three times just say it.

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"L'Etalon Doux" writes of French openness regarding zoosexuality in media and research, that "A certain acceptance of the sexual connotations of the beast has never been lost from ancient times as in other parts of the world. Even today you are much more likely to see an explicit scene of animals mating in a French erotic film than elsewhere... In 1991 a film appeared in France with a 'General Release' certificate which could only be described as 'Hard Core' animal mating complete with screen filling close-ups and slow motion ejaculations." (Also compare the almost brutally explicit and prolonged horse mating sequence in the Polish film director Borowczyk's 1975 film "La bête" (The Beast)

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Not relevant to this discussion, but
>>5584102
>Ligers typically grow as large as both parents put together.

You combine one of the strongest ground predators with another big predator that specializes in pack hunting.
Offspring inherits traits of both parents and grows to their combined size.
What could possibly go wrong?

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>>5584924
The liger is fat and lazy and exists only in captivity.

Do you know there are Polar/Grizzly bear hybrids in the wild?
Perfectly functional hybrids of the two largest mammal predators on earth just roaming around.

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>>5584956
Another valid reason to stay in my secret underground nueclear bunker-laboratory.

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THE FUCK IS GOING IN THIS THREAD?

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>The female porcupine has been observed to use a stick as a dildo, holding one end of a stick and walking around, straddling it as it bumped against the ground and vibrated against her genitalia.[36]
Porcupines confirmed for whores.

[Alexander Degtyarev !!U9Xis6E7fDA No.]

>>5584303
I just cant see why they didnt use the 100 slave girls themselves. If i had 100 slave girls no wai id let any monkey (or any other male creature) come within half a mile.

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In heat.

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>>5584982
There would be absolutely nothing wrong with this image if it wasn't censored. Censoring actually makes it MORE perverse.

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>>5584998
They probably had plenty themselves and just did it for shits and giggles. I know I would if I could.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>5584998
This, among these 100 girls there has got to be at leasta few decent ones...

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>Ermines are the bigest pedos.
Anyone who reads Negima could've told you that.

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>>5585028

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>>5584021
source for pic?

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[None !LAMbDA1WP2 No.]

>>5585088
Neko koi ! Nekosama to Nekomimi no Tatari

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>>5585088
Goddamnit anon, it's written on the top left in fucking hiragana.

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What a way to start my morning.

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>>5585106
MARMADUKE NO!

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>>5584021
This randomly generated post will be deleted as soon as deletion delay allows.
I apologize for the inconvenience.
If all else fails, the deletion password is del7761.
Wed Jul 7 17:41:54 2010

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Necrophilia is known to occur in animals, with a number of confirmed observations.[11] Kees Moeliker allegedly made one of these observations while he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake (male) mallard lying dead about two meters from the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As Moeliker observed the couple, the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes and then mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common pattern in duck behavior which is called "rape flight". "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback -- well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker.[12][13] This is the first recorded case of necrophilia in the mallard duck- though not the only recorded case of homosexuality within the bird family.[14]

The Cane Toads: an Unnatural History film shows a male toad copulating with a female toad who has been run over by a car. He goes on to do this for eight hours.[15]

[Anonymous No.]

Animal mating? It's getting late, so I'll copy/paste.

Certain weevils have spiky clubs as dicks which tear apart the genital openings of females to scrape out the sperm of competitors. Fruit flies outright use venom, the female fly's lifespan decreases with each mating as toxic sperm is pumped into her. Bed bugs don't even have the courtesy of finding such a genital opening, they may stick their sharp stake of a dick in any part of the female's carapace, their acid sperm can survive the female's blood and still get her pregnant. This happens so often that females have developed mark-spots over their bodies for the males to aim at (they apparently aren't picky on where or whom to stab, since quite often a male or even an insect of another species ends up getting impaled) or have developed masculine features so they're left alone. Twisted-wing parasites do have a genital opening, but the it's located on the neck so the male needs to open it up with his sharp dick. The young later pour out from this hole. Guinea worms vomit out their own uterus, their head sometimes explodes alongside the uterus as the young pour out from their mother's head.

Cycliophora have around six known genders, including one whose sole job is seeking females emerging from their mother and raping the fuck out of them, which they accomplish easily because of their massive dongs by which they are identified. Another sex has the sole job of transporting offspring from one place to another, said offspring tear their way out of them after that is done. They also literally vomit out all their organs on a regular basis, because if your life was that grimdark you'd do that too.

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>>5588078
Paracerceis sculpta has three forms of males, one of which imitates the female's behavior to get in harems and get it on with all the females there. Smaller male cuttlefish imitate female colors to avoid attacks from larger males. Males of Acillus genus of diving beetles hold the females underwater under they're near-drowned, then rape them. Females struggle visibly and have several adaptations and strategies to avoid the male.

Males of dayak fruit bats lactate to help out the female in nursing. Tenrecs have up to 29 breasts. Aphids reproduce so fast that a newborn is often itself pregnant or giving birth. Green spoonworm females turn larvae of its own kind (and often its own larvae) into internalized sex slaves with a specialized compound. Bobbit worms can mate with partners ten times their size. Tiphiid wasps and velvet ants mate in the air, but the female is flightless and is dragged around by the winged male by the genitals.

Some squids' sperm cases are deposited on the skin, where it presumably digs into flesh on its own. If the male katydid doesn't stand around to guard his own sperm case, the female may end up devouring it whole instead of mating. Male spiders of genus Tidarren have pedipalps so large that they cannot walk properly with the pair intact, and after mating the 'palp automatically keeps pumping sperm into the female.

Micromalthus debilis has a life history too long to be repeat here, read it here:

http://coo.fieldofscience.com/2008/11/eating-mum-from-inside-out.html