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5582626 No.5582626 [Reply] [Original]

How much do you think Sanae would charge for sex acts?

>> No.5582631

Nothing.

>> No.5582649
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Nothing.

>> No.5582652

Nothing.

But you'd pay for it regardless.

>> No.5582656

A better question to ask is how much would the various characters of Touhou would charge for sex acts.

Better yet how much would YOU pay to sex up your favorite Touhou?

>> No.5582659
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More than you or anyone can afford.
Go fuck yourself instead. It's as close as you'll ever get.

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>>5582659

>> No.5582689

Even the Japs think she's a whore. She probably has a minimum of 1 yen or something.

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>>5582656

Nothing.

>> No.5582701

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5582733

>>5582701
Why haven't you been banned yet?
No, seriously, there must be some reason

>> No.5582738
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>>5582670
Day in, day out, "Sanae is a slut XD." Every day, without exception, and at least once in every Touhou thread.
Half the people doing this are the same people who bought in to the whole "Cirno is a baka XD" thing, and more than half of them are the ones who talk shit about how stupid Touhou memes are. Hypocrites, everywhere.

I'm not angry. I'm furious.

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>>5582738

Tell me about it, Cirno gets a bad rap for just tryin' to chill.

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>>5582738

>> No.5582777
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>>5582774
I AM VERY CALM.

>> No.5582792

>>5582738
Sounds like someone isn't forking alternative character interpretations to avoid contamination of his favorite one.

>> No.5582793

>>5582738
Whoa, bitch needs to get some meds.

>> No.5582801

>>5582626
There was a picture with a graph somewhere
It was like 200 yen for a blowjob or something

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>>5582792
I'm going to assume forking means ignore or something.
I try. Oh, I try. But it's FUCKING EVERYWHERE.

>> No.5582811

>>5582804
What, is she your waifu or something? Just accept that you've been NTR'd.

>> No.5582815

I do not need to defend the dignity of my favorite fictional character on the internet because I am not a faggot.

>> No.5582822

>>5582738
>>5582804

Don't underestimate the lonely /jp/er.

>> No.5582826
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5582826

Sanae is so slutty, she gives you STDs if you fap to her.

>> No.5582830
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I do not need to call others faggot because I'm not a faggot.

>>5582804
forking means there is more than one sanae. one is a good girl, the other is a slut. one good reimu, one zombie reimu. one elegent maid, and one pad chief. etc.

>> No.5582832

>>5582804
I'm with you.

I'm so tired of seeing this shit. Not just 'LOL SANAE SLUT XDDD' but the other shit like 'LOL PADS'

I just want to strangle all of you. If I could kill you with hate I fucking would.

Faggots.

>> No.5582841

I suppose if you fork Sanae into slut and not slut, you have the problem that you rarely end up thinking about not slut Sanae. I can see how that would get frustrating, but it's no worse than any other character you like not getting talked about.

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>>5582830
however sometimes 2 chars merge into 1. for example, cirno is both cute and stupid, aya is a hard working reporter but also a slut, etc.

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>>5582811
Accept what now? Define your statement. Yes, I know what NTR means.
>>5582822
If only. If I had any power over the situation, then I'd DO something about it instead of ineffectivly raging. But I don't, so I can't, so GRRRRRRRR.

>> No.5582853

Whoa, this thread is filled with asspain extreme.

>> No.5582855

>>5582853
Sanae's used to it

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>>5582855

>> No.5582865

>>5582842
Yes, but most of that is just adding description to a base template.

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>>5582853
My ass burns with the rage of a thousand suns.

>>5582830
>>5582842
I am informed.
Again, FUCKING EVERYWHERE. It's a fork with one prong making up over half the fork's mass. I can't use a fork like this.

>> No.5582869

>>5582855
I saw what you did there.

And I lol'd.

>> No.5582876

>>5582855
kuso warota

>> No.5582877

>>5582855
First time I laughed at a Sanae is a slut joke.

>> No.5582883

Stop talking about forks all the time.

>> No.5582885

Sanae isn't a slut. There is nothing in canon that supports this. Fucking secondaries and their shit memes.

>> No.5582886

>>5582876
>糞わろたwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fix'd

>> No.5582894

>>5582867
I don't think that 'sanae=slut' fans are the majority, they are just the most noisy.

and in doujins everyone are sluts.

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>>5582894
Either way, it's the loudest voice which dominates a characters fanon. If the loudest characterization of Sanae is slut, then the fan material will reflect this, and it does.
AND I CAN'T STAND IT.

>> No.5582911

When did this meme started anyway? I remember Aya is a slut, but not Sanae

>> No.5582917

>>5582733
err... maybe because it's not worth a ban?

>> No.5582921

>>5582911
UFO, and a good thing too.
Now people can stop stealing Sakuya's rightful spot as the 3rd playable character or be called whores.

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>>5582911
A combination of many things.
This picture was a meme first. Slut-meme rose to counter it, and with perfect timing, Sanae was announced as playable in UFO. Sakuyafags supported the meme becase they are idiots who think Sanae stole Sakuya's playability. Ayafags supported the meme because it drew the meme away from Aya.

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gif

>> No.5582952

>>5582921
I am more of a pad chief person myself.

>>5582900
what fanons are you talking about?
ok, there are some jokes about her thinking penis and such, but there are many who depict her as pure, gentle girl.
or a sadistic youkai hunter, but those are few as well.

>> No.5582953
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Sorry, THIS pic.

>> No.5582963 [DELETED] 

>>5582941
oh come on.
no really now.

>> No.5582958

>>5582941
Your ridiculous conspiracy theories remind me of saimoe threads last year. It's coming up again, aint it? Working! characters had better win.

>> No.5582959

>>5582900
You're thinking of a single Sanae. Stop. There is not a single Sanae, split into multiple warring parts. Rather, there are multiple Sanae's all living their own lives.

There's a lot of porn of Sanae because she's a popular character. That's it. There's no meme encouraging this. Except the "faith = semen" thing and Kanako and Suwako get hit with that one too (also it is hot).

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>> No.5582976

>>5582953
>>5582941

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>>5582801
not a graph, though.

>> No.5582982

requesting the picture of sanae in a wheelchair

>> No.5582983
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>>5582921
I'm trying to strangle you through the aether.
She's not coming back. She has no reason to come back. She had an ending where she flat out said solving incedents was not her problem.
>>5582950
I rage and I get gifs. Woo.

>> No.5582986
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People who hate slut Sanae just because she's not pure Sanae make me sick. Slut Sanae is a good girl!

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>>5582981
Oh, my memory's bad then.

>> No.5583006

>>5582997
Why did I not post this picture. God damnit, me, rage smart.

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>>5582997

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>> No.5583021

>>5583006
Wait, you really are raging at porn doujins? Fucking moron.

>> No.5583022

I cried when Sakuya wasn't featured in UFO and instead we got that clone to choose.

>> No.5583023

>>5582986
>goodslut
but... I... well... no... yes...
look... no one hates sanea but why calling her slut
and... well...
10/10

>> No.5583025
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fine print

>> No.5583028

>>5583021
What? No.

>> No.5583030

>>5583022
>>5582921
I like Sakuya much more than Sanae too, but it seems so high school to ruin her reputation.
Whatever gets her in a game though

>> No.5583035

>>5583030
It won't.

>> No.5583046

>>5583030
She'll still be in large-cast games. Don't worry.

>> No.5583062

Sanae is my waifu

>> No.5583063

Fuck Sakuya. She's already had multiple games. I'd much rather play a character that doesn't have a game at all than see her again.

>> No.5583070

>>5583062
Which one? You're not being very descriptive.

>> No.5583071

>>5583063
No she should be a playable character in every game.

>> No.5583084

Does anyone have that chart where a bunch of the girls talk about different items (like a broom, a rotor, and some other stuff) and Sanae mentions shoving an entire broom inside her in the slut version, and when she says she thinks a rotor is "fun to watch" but she can't think of what to use it for in the good girl version?

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>>5583084
Version 1.

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Version 2...wait...
Didn't save the slut version. Go figure.

>> No.5583117

>>5583104
>>5583097
Sweet. Thank you.

>> No.5583125

sakuya-
apeared in 6 game
playable as soon as 7
youmu
appeared in 7 game
playable as soon as 8
reisen
apeared in 8 game
playable as soon as 9
komachi
apeared in 9.
lazy, so only playable in fighters.
sanae
apeared in 10
we needed to wait 2 games to get to play her.
what a slut.

>> No.5583149

>>5583125
It took a lot of blowjobs to convince ZUN to put her in another game.

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I'm guessing some Pooshitters wandered around here and are proceeding to become angry at seeing Sanae's true form? How touching.

No seriously, you want someone like Youmu or Momiji, not Sanae.

>> No.5583157

>>5583153


If you believe fanon, you're more autistic then them.

>> No.5583155 [DELETED] 

>>5583149
she is just not as experianced as the rest of them.

>> No.5583163

>>5583149
she is just not as experianced as the rest of them in giving blowjobs..

>> No.5583164

>>5583153
Are you honestly implying...
Dear god.

>> No.5583176
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So...

Which doujin did the Sanae is a good girl thing come from?

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>>5583125
Orin and Shou will never be playable ;_;
Not to mention Iku. Sanae is the last successful second banana.

>> No.5583186

>>5583178
None of those are humans though...
Maybe ZUN will make a Cat-only Touhou where you all beat up Momiji or something

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>>5583157

Liked/lusted after by the general populace = all in all a slut. It's not like it's serious or anything but it's from the stigma of liking a character that it feels like everyone else likes. It then becomes awkward fapping to her because you think she's "serviced" millions of others and suddenly, that's where the connection is made. At least, this is the way that jp and futaba lean on this issue. The fact that Sanae is supposed to be a good girl makes it all the more hot to think of her as secretly a slut. It at least gives her some sort of artificial internal conflict to deal with, which makes her more interesting than she canonically is (she is honestly extremely boring normally).

If you seriously are getting angry and whiteknighting Sanae though, I shouldn't even have to explain how derp that sounds. Just roll with it, it's not like anyone's actually getting hurt out of it. Besides possibly you, in the gluteus maximus region in particular.

>> No.5583197

>>5583176
http://www.mediafire.com/?4ttoikgnwhz

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>>5583176

''Cold Wind but Warm Winter' by Happy Flame Time

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>>5583187
Until the end.
And yes, I know it sounds derp. Anger always sound derp on the internet.
Also, don't try to pull the whole "they arn't real" thing. If anyone cared, they probably wouldn't be on /jp/.

>> No.5583218

>>5583178
sanae is only half human. i think in th 13 satori will be playable, and murasa in 14.

>> No.5583221

>>5583186
Actually I think Shou is human enough in temperment, and Byakurism is opposed to youkai tormenting people and causing evil. So ZUN could bring her back, he just won't. Bones say so.

>> No.5583226
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5583226

Acting mad is more exhausting then actually being mad. Go figure.
Sanae is not a slut. Good night, /jp/.

>> No.5583246

free. of course.

>> No.5583251

>>5583226
This is what sanae looks like after taking a massive number of dicks.

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>>5583226
Slut Sanae is a slut. Not slut Sanae is not a slut. I will say this as many times as I have to.
>>5583178
But Iku is playable?

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>>5583218
You sure Okuu wouldn't be a better match? There's also the question of dynamics between Satori/Koishi.. having one without the other etc. But then again we've never gotten to play as Flandre either and so I guess it's possible.

Although considering 12.5's timing, maybe we could play as Aya in 13 as a "surprise cockfags" move (which would prove beyond a shadow of a doubt ZUN's infatuation with her).

Although it seems like ZUN is more likely to introduce humans or near-humans as playable than anyone else. Byakuren is a magician (like Patchy) who used to be human, so there's that option.

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Byakuren's a youkai and stage 6 boss. No fucking way is she going to be playable outside of large cast games, if that.

>> No.5583416

>>5583275

>Byakuren is a magician (like Patchy) who used to be human

You mean like Alice. Patchy is a youkai born magician

>>5583218

Uh no. She's not. Do you even play the fucking games, idiot?

>> No.5584403

>>5583416
she is half god. do you even play the fucking game, idiot?

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>>5584403
You piece of shit why did you bump this so it's th first thing I see in the god damn morning what the fuck argh

>> No.5584576

>>5584419
So thoughtless of him!

>> No.5585128

>>5584403

No, she is not half god.

Stop being an autistic.

>> No.5585150

Gratuitous ammounts of Faith

>> No.5585159

>>5583275
next touhou will have Bird team

you play as Mystia supported by Hatate and Utsuho

fuck Aya

>> No.5585167

>>5584403
>she is half god. do you even play the fucking game
obviously you haven't

>> No.5586020
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nobody is born a god. gods are something you become by gathering faith. Sanae being a living god proves this.

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>>5585159
Fuck that. Bird team sticks together.
Of course Hatate is in this picture. You gotta squint.

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