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So, if you milk Cirno, will you gain icecream?

>> No.5578537

Just frozen milk.

>> No.5578535

Pleasesuckonmybreaststheyarefilledwithicecream.jpg

>> No.5578540

unless you inject her with sugar you will just get really cold milk

>> No.5578550

>>5578540
Sounds good, how much would I need?

>> No.5578554

>>5578540
She's so cute that you don't have to.

>> No.5578561

>>5578540

She's sweet enough already! Stop trying to stick her with sharp objects, you fucking sadist.

>> No.5578562

>>5578540
Isn't milk a form of sugar?

>> No.5578566

>>5578562
It certainly is, and it comes in bags too.

>> No.5578569

>>5578562
>femaleanatomy.jpg

>> No.5578570
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>>5578540
But she's already so sweet!

>> No.5578581

>>5578540
If I knew whether sperm contains carbon hydroxide or not, I'd make a funny joke now. But I think it's all just proteine.

>> No.5578583

I wonder what flavour it would be.

>> No.5578611

>>5578583
Chocolate Mint

>> No.5578627
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5578627

What's there to milk in the first place?

>> No.5578631

>>5578611
On both breasts or does each breast have a different flavour?

>> No.5578632
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5578632

So, if you milk Yuka, will you gain plant sap?

>> No.5578646
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5578646

>This thread

>> No.5578651

>>5578632
Sunflower Oil

>> No.5578666
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5578666

So, if you milk Tewi, will you gain bunny ears?

>> No.5578672

>>5578666
carrot cream

>> No.5578680

>>5578666

I don't know but I feel like trying

>> No.5578687
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5578687

So, if you milk Eirin, will you gain morphine?

>> No.5578696

>>5578687
Eirin hides the Hourai Elixir in her tits.

>> No.5578700

I'm starting to like /jp/

>> No.5578725
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5578732

So, if you milk Sanae, will you gain STD?

>> No.5578733
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5578733

If you milk Kaguya, will you be banned from the moon?

>> No.5578737
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5578737

Cirno eats candy all the time but doesn't get fat, so I guess that stuff has to come out somewhere.

>> No.5578742

>>5578732
According to what I learned in medicine school, you can get stds from breast milk, depending on the disease.

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>>5578627
I'd milk her any day

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5578754

If you milk Kanako, will you gain wood?

>> No.5578755

>>5578725
>>5578732
Hahahahaha oh my god.

>> No.5578771

Cirno could milk me any day.

>> No.5578768

>>5578754
ONBASHIRA IN YOUR FACE

>> No.5578763
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5578763

>> No.5578765

>>5578737
itsmagicidonthavetoexplainshit.jpg

>> No.5578776

>>5578733
But Kaguya is banned from the moon.

>> No.5578777

>>5578763
I'm now imagining Cirno as a teacher tricking her shota students into sucking on her breasts. feels cool man

>> No.5578782

>>5578755
Oh god I didn't see that until you pointed it out. Good one, anon.

>> No.5578800

>>5578777
I'm imagining Cirno selling ice cream behind an ice cream dispenser with her breasts connected to the dispenser. She thinks nobody knows, but we know.. and we like.

>> No.5578821

>>5578800
It's a living, I guess.

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>>5578800
that reminded me of this

>> No.5578849

>>5578822
Now I want cake.. :(

>> No.5578858

You now realize that Gensokyo is a lot like the Flintstones: youkai are used in place of technology for common household tasks.

>> No.5578865

>>5578822
Who in their right mind frosts a cake with their butt

>> No.5578877

>>5578858
Yabba Xana Doo!

>> No.5578878

>>5578776
So..
Let us assume that if you milk her, you will get Hourai Elixir

>> No.5579190

If you milk an oni, do you get sake?

>> No.5579205
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5579205

If you milk Utsuho will you gain cancer?

>> No.5579416
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5579416

what about Yukari?

>> No.5579441
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>>5579416

>> No.5579444

>>5579416
It's Yukari, so it could be anything, really.
Sucking those teets could be risky.

Alternatively: Trains.

>> No.5579453

if you milk anon, do you get SAGE?

>> No.5579471

>>5579416
>>5579444
I suspect.......prune juice.

>> No.5579481

>>5579416
breast milk

>> No.5579490
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5579490

So, if you milk Reisen, you will gain Nesquik?

>> No.5579510

>>5578763
I know we all hate pointless macros but.....damn do I ever get hard whenever I imagine this.

>> No.5579548

>>5578763
>>5578529

With the thickness of McDonalds milkshakes.

>> No.5579552

>>5579490
Chocolate, Double Chocolate or Strawberry?

Damn this would be hot. Suckling Reisen's boobs, her bated breath and moans filling your ears as strawberry Nesquik pours forth from her erect nipple into your eagerly awaiting mouth. Some of it dribbling down your chin....

>> No.5579596
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5579596

So, if you milk China, you will gain fried rice?

>> No.5579612
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5579612

>>5579490

>> No.5579626

>>5579596
You get RICE DREAM

>> No.5579644
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5579644

>>5579626

>> No.5579660

>>5579626
THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND OF RICE!

>> No.5579665

>>5579490
>>5579552
>>5579612
I will now forever associate Nesquik with Reisen.

>> No.5581145

>>5578540
Don't you need egg whites, or something, too?

>> No.5581166

>>5579596
> milk China
Isn't this what got the US into debt? (*ba-dum tish*)

>> No.5581364

>>5579665

It also helps that rabbit milk is brown.

chocolate, I guess.

>> No.5581387

>>5579596
No just Melamine.

>> No.5581467

>>5581364
diarrhea

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