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5575019 No.5575019[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I wish to get a true Nihonian girlfriend, but unlike all of you, I am not a social failure and I'm not fat or ugly like you pathetic fuckers. I am highly attractive, educated, smart and wealthy.

Where is a good place to meet true Nihonian girls?

I will also settle for other nationalities who enjoy cosplaying and are pathetic Otakus such as yourselves.

But a true Nihonian would be preferable.

>> No.5575049

what

>> No.5575045

>>5575019
In Nihon. You have the money, go there.

>> No.5575054
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5575054

>>5575019
>Nihonian
>girlfriend

>> No.5575057
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>>5575045
I won't move country for a fucking girlfriend.

I need to find one in Europe.

>> No.5575062
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5575062

>Lanced Jack
>/jp/

>> No.5575065

>>5575057
go to the fairs, i met mine there

>> No.5575068

>>5575057
Then put an ad in newspapers.
You are smart and educated, you will find a way.

>> No.5575072
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5575072

>>5575062
My name is Kona de Chan, I am French.

>> No.5575075

The easiest way to get a Japanese girl is to be black and go to a club in Japan. You will get mad bitches. However, they will not be the cosplaying type. Also, sup Jack?

>> No.5575078

Autism

>> No.5575083

>>5575078

In its purest form, untainted by any sort of normalcy.

>> No.5575086
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5575086

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☢ZONE OF GUARANTEED REPLIES☢

☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢

☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢

☢ZONE OF GUARANTEED REPLIES☢

☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢

>> No.5575087

Oh god, OP just went full autistic.

>> No.5575092
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>>5575075
>easiest way
>change skin colour

>> No.5575093

>>5575072
Bonjourrr, yah cheese-eatin' surrender monkey

>> No.5575102

go back to /v/, Lanced Jack, they appreciate your trolling more over there

>> No.5575097

Yeah but you're autistic so good luck with that.

>> No.5575101
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5575101

OP on the right

>> No.5575108

>>5575092
Isn't it sad that even niggers have better chances than you?

>> No.5575112
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5575112

>>5575108

>> No.5575115

>>5575072
You know, I was actually willing to take you seriously until that post.

>> No.5575117
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5575117

>>5575115

>> No.5575118

>>5575115
Now you know better/

>> No.5575126

I miss the original Lanced Jack~

>> No.5575132

>>5575126
Yes, and I miss the smell of fresh manure near my house.

>> No.5575146
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5575146

>>5575132
Don't be hidoi to me ;_; I'm innocent...

I will prove it! Come join my MSN chat and you will see that I am weak and can't defend myself ;_;

Add to contact list: group204224@groupsim.com

>> No.5575148
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5575148

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LANCED JACK THREAD

>> No.5575149

>>5575101

Is there a copy pasta that goes with that specific image?

>> No.5575156

>>5575149
I dunno, found it somewhere and thought it was appropriate. Just imagine there is a copy pasta and put anything in there.

>> No.5575185

>>5575148
Maybe you should head back to /a/ or whatever shit board he's from.

>>5575149
Yeah.

>> No.5575206

>>5575148
It's called 'humoring'. Just play along and take it easy.

>> No.5575222
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5575222

The famous infamous Lanced Jack, from /a/? Is it him? Trully? On /jp/?

>> No.5575234

>>5575222
>from /a/
You mean /v/
And yes it's really him

>> No.5575247
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5575247

Actually Lanced Jack appears at random in multiple boards.

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5575256

>>5575057
>I won't move country for a fucking girlfriend.
>I need to find one in Europe.

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