A Terrible Idea

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /jp/

This is probably a horrible idea, but bear with me for a moment. See that troll picture? The one giving horrible drawing advice?

LET'S DO IT

Let's try to make the most god-awful fan created Touhou in the history of ever, following the instructions on Original Pic.

If you have any skill at drawing- IGNORE IT
If you are proud of your finished work- YOU DID IT WRONG

Bear in mind that this is for comedy only, and there should be no serious business in this so-called-draw thread.

I'm coloring mine in MS paint now- let's see if you can do worse!

[Anonymous No.]

We've done this before, but yeah it's actually pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do it, but my MSPaint is weird. It randomly produces lines at weird angles.

[Anonymous No.]

Since when it this image a troll image?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too afraid to try doing it, but as a start:
Decoration: a flower that is visibly growing, undecided which kind.
random ebay doll dress: http://cgi.ebay.com/Rare-Rainbow-Brite-Dress-Up-Doll-Tickled-Pink-1983-/160450227973?cmd=ViewItem&am
p;pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item255b942f05

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571202
Think of it as a design feature.

[OP No.]

>>5571183
Not from /jp/, so I didn't know.

I had to upload it to my computer via my webcam, so the coloring is taking much longer than expected. Phooey.

[Magical Index !MOONRXwPDU No.]

I made a Jade Empress Touhou for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571250
where is the frills and ribons?

[Magical Index !MOONRXwPDU No.]

>>5571258
There is a huge ribbon at the back( not depicted).

The frills are on the sleeves and neckline but you can't see it because it's poorly defined.

[mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU No.]

Hmm... this might be fun...

Let me join...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571264
Ah, ok. Now is perfect, Zun envy your draw skill

[Anonymous No.]

[Magical Index !MOONRXwPDU No.]

Added a frilly undershirt and the huge ass ribbon.

[GenericWeeabooshit-kun !IYF3fGQUfw No.]

Tried.

[OP No.]

This is like engraving the Iliad into a Stone tablet with a pair of Tweezers.

Never again will I mix Paint Programs with the Webcam.

[OP No.]

Well, thank god THAT didn't take, like two hours.

My first mistake was deciding to keep the crappy Pencil sketch, instead of starting in Paint like a regular person.

[OP No.]

My second mistake was trying to COLOR this Grey-pixel ridden abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

Meh. Here's following the picture. Even went so far as even to ebay a doll dress.

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS you're not giving them power over dumb things and names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571674
So did I.. Same for that red hat-thing.
>>5571685
Ehhh... I'd rather not put any more details on that pixelated mass, lest I become atached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571685
It is hard enough thinking up things to put on their heads and superfluous magical items to give them, geez...

wait.

okay.

>>5571674
Thyme Periwinkle. Power to manipulate balance.

happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571674
Two hats AND two parasols?
I don't know, man. I just...I just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571789
It's some sort of...DOUBLE TOUHOU

[GenericWeeabooshit-kun !IYF3fGQUfw No.]

>>5571330
Power over Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571789
It was actually intended to be an umbrella that opens at both ends for whatever reason.

[Some Guy No.]

A made this for the last one of these threads. Her ability is manipulation of wicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571881
giant ass boobs

[Magical Index !MOONRXwPDU No.]

>>5571314
Power to manipulate government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571285
okay, mine is kintama ryujin, and she has the power to be stronger than other touhous

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Has the power to make clothes bigger.


Fuck coloring.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>If you have any skill at drawing- IGNORE IT
>If you are proud of your finished work- YOU DID IT WRONG
Okay, done. Its name is Nika Cagu. It has the power to solve all Government conspiracies, and be the most powerful actor.

[Anonymous No.]

Mouna Kadasi

Power to manipulate cattle and dairy products

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572289
WHY DOES SHE HAVE HEMIPENES?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572358
With a power like that shouldn't she be a titty monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572436
That's as close to titty monster as you'll get with ZUN art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572436
>titty monster
>Touhou

Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572358
..is that a carrot on her hat?

[Anonymous No.]

I did this in 5 minutes is this bad enough?

[Magical Index !MOONRXwPDU No.]

>>5572477
She looks weak, like one of those fairies Cirno hangs out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572486
>Faries
>Breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572464
It's a strawberry, it's supposed to be a creamy cake hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572486
Well she does only have 3 colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572486
So, she's a first stage boss, big deal. Don't be hating, powerlevelfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing about fictional toehoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572477
Red Len

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572477
I actually like it.
You didn't follow the instructions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572551
I did the worst i could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572558
Do worse.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my toohoo, the laughing goddess.

Original character do not steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572568
It's not worth stealing.

[Anonymous No.]

The sad part about this thread is that all of these drawings are better than anything I could do, both in MSPaint and with a real pencil ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572575

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572566
Here my worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572617
I fucking love it.
You're still not listening, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572617
There are instructions in the OP pic, you're supposed to follow them. They tell you explicitly how to make it as bad as possible. Now get to it.

[thoughtless celestial !!i5rclDQxK0Z No.]

Nagisa aki. younger sister of the aki twins.

has power over onions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572622
>>5572636
Oh okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572637
Maybe yours and mine can be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572617
Okay i think i did it right this time

Sasa
Power over sounds

[thoughtless celestial !!i5rclDQxK0Z No.]

>>5572642
sure. who is yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572695
Looks like BKUB

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572707
Oh God, you're right, the face really does like the faces BKUB's drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572707
that's not a compliment

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572730
I like it.
It looks seriously good. You should start drawing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572695
>Power over sounds
HONK HONK~

[Anonymous No.]

Here's my drawing, i don't think i did too good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572746
You did great, Anon. You did it a little too bad, you should make it look a little better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572695

....

I kinda like this one....

[Anonymous No.]

Her power is secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572769
She is a long nosed tengu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572695
You followed the rules but it's still too good!start over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572746

What the hell kinda design is that? Christmas-tree light wings? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

she's called loli-cotopussy

lol

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

DEMON OF MISCHIEF

SHE IS THREE MILLION HOURS OLD!

[Anonymous No.]

Her name is Osaka Kimochii. She's a Yokai that has the ability to make anything she imagines a reality. Right now she's imagining the bosses that Reimu will fight to reach her. She's a stage 6 boss, but when you beat her with 1 CC you automatically get warped to the extra stage, where you'll fight her again. After you beat her extra, you have to unlock the special stage:

Embodiment of Phantasmagorical Double Faith

You have to fight every single boss that's every appeared in Touhou all in a row without any bombs and only 1 life. At the end you face Advent Cirno and EX Chen double team, then you face Osaka again, but she has a spell card that literally gives you 1 pixel of breathing space, and you have to perfectly navigate through it for 5 minutes. It's only her 1st spell card, her other ones are even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

Autism: The Thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573181
Is this a guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5572955
Reminds me of Ange for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573276
Looks like reverse-trap Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Dis is beetrees, she is a rival of marisa and she hsa the pwoer to manipulate manipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

This i mine
DoraeHouMon

[No.]

[五角场！ No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Houraku Nadare

She attacks the heroine with snow avalanches when they meet, but Houraku's actual power is the ability to make anything fall or tip over involuntarily.

She's often blamed when a Touhou trips or drops something, even if it wasn't her doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573535
power to control VLC media player ?

[Anonymous No.]

Do they even look like that in half the games? I know in underground bestiality they go for a more realistic look and in the old ones they were actually good looking, except for the terrible pixel count.

[Anonymous No.]

Hows this?

[Anonymous No.]

she's called gary and she's like the masterpimp of all other tohoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573915
You can't just take Yamame and call her your original character.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>troll
you dont even know what that word means do you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573932
But they TOLD me to use big buy eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573933
Go back to bed, Suigin.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5573951
I've been trying to fall asleep for like two hours
fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5571165
This randomly generated post will be deleted as soon as deletion delay allows.
This is what comes of letting /b/tards use the Internet.
If all else fails, the deletion password is del4167.
Tue Jul 6 14:43:42 2010

[Anonymous No.]

Power over slippery eels

[Anonymous No.]

power to eat crisps

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573876
>>5573876

Anybody?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my lord, /jp/ is horrible at drawing.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Hang on, I'm cooking something up right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Now everyone has to draw their toohoos naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578132
That's the point of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578132

[Anonymous No.]

Power over race cars and cool skateboard stunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578327

Ain't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!

Not fat enough.

[Anonymous No.]

bund miso

special abilities include fanon and the cure for autism

[Anonymous No.]

Do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T STOP SMILING

I LOVE YOU /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I can earn some money with this, like zun

[Anonymous No.]

so...

who is going to save all of these and compare them to all of ZUN's character designs from now on?

Come on, someone must claim the crown of king autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578543

>horrible.png

That's actually the best one in the thread <_<

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578572
I have made a folder called

/jp/ Original Touhous; DO NOT STEAL

But someone else is going to have to do the comparing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578584
Seriously? Oh, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Some of them are actually really charming, and even look like a design ZUN could've churned out.

My favorite is >>5571881

Though I also like >>5571674 and >>5572358.

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to go one step further and give her a weapon too.

She has a giant paintbrush, and with it- she can paint lush green lands and forests and it can spray rocks and twigs at you (bullets you have to dodge).

Her name is Eartharu.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Rika. She has the power to shitpost on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

This is Kujira Aoi, she has the power to command whales and to manipulate the colour blue.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Papari Pupi, she is a spirit that comes into humans house at night to cut their fingernails while they're asleep

Her bullet patterns all use fingernails and axe swings

[Anonymous No.]

This is my dick, it is very big and has kissed over 200+ wombs

*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

This is Tiffany Sakurakage.
She has the power to send music back in time.

Her bullets grow and shrink depending on the changing tempo of the music playing during her boss battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578882
>Let's try to make the most god-awful fan created Touhou in the history of ever, following the instructions on Original Pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578807
She's so cute~

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578882
>Sakurakage.
lol

It's too good for this thread though. It's making me think about her playing whatever character she's fighting's themesong as her boss battle music, then making it sound like it was on PC98 whenever she uses a spellcard.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, some of the dress designs are actually pretty.

Making a mental picture of the designs and how simple it is to draw dresses. The first time I tried to draw a dress on an actor I went extremely over the top(An over dress, multiple wrinkles and extremely meticulous shading, underdress, 2 sets of laces, etc) and it took me like 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578667
autistic hateful uminekofag detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578792
Looks like hidamari kind of characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578792
I just can't stop laughing at the whale's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578977
That...would actually be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578882
Her theme practically writes itself.

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

this is Anita Noriega, She is a Cuelebre(winged snake), and is a illegal inmigrant from Spain

her power is having control over Victory thanks to her having the Victory Cross

her bulets are alfas and omegas

she weas full plate armor to be faithfull to the source material of the cuelebre and has candy in her boots because i cant draw ribbons

[Anonymous No.]

aiiii-yan! (her catchfrase)

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579098
Efufufufuf

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579081
She looks like how Bkub draws Shinku Yamixanatos.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiffanyfag from >>5578882.

Here's my genuinely autistic attempt.
Her name's Ai Infinity, she can create fields where maths works differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579188
Okay. She changed math.

Nothing happened.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5579188
Sounds like a Megman boss name...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579188
Being stabbed by sakuya makes you math good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579198

Enjoy picking up a P charm and seeing your power drop to minus six.

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5579178
i bet Bkub can draw to save his life

i dont

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5579188
you can draw, can you remake my touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a particularly shitty one.

[Anonymous No.]

her power is over fast food and theme parks (her Spirit Companies are mcdonalds and disney)

[Anonymous No.]

Now we combine them all into one fan-made game.

[Anonymous No.]

She has the ability to copy your touhou's powers, her bullets are clear like glass, and she has long sleeves that's why you can't see her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579277
>i bet Bkub can draw to save his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579337
It would be called 'Hokuhou".

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579334
Her face.. is that.. is she... a teapot?

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5579363
....they actually look similar, godamth

[Anonymous No.]

I'll colour her later. Too many details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579328
Is she a amegakure ninja?

[Anonymous No.]

Houraku Nadare

She attacks the heroine with snow avalanches when they meet, but her actual power is the ability to make anything fall or tip over involuntarily

She is often blamed when a Touhou trips or drops something, even if it wasn't her doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579409
This thread is for Touhou, not Key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579409
Dat ability

[Anonymous No.]

I present you the Gentleman Touhou.
The dress is avayable on ebay for 12€.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579188
Her spellcards should involve bending the laws of physics. Like Paradox Sign "Domain Wall", Absurd Space "Dirac Sea", Cosmic Enlightenment "Vacuum Metastability Event" and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579430
is it as eye bleeding in reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579419
Wow which Key game? I haven't played any

[Anonymous No.]

Susubii:
manipulation of transparency

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579445
Yeah it's pretty kitch.
I think it suits a touhou well, you know what kind of hell you are getting in.
Multicolored flower danmaku all up in this bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

The purpose of this thread was to create the most horrible Touhou.

The thread hast failed. I see so many good Touhou.

Also

/r/ing a Touhou youkai-loli based on a neglected thread that 404'd without any posts, created by an unloving shitposter that refused to take any responsibility for her. She has the ability to control spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579502
That would be too sad.
Touhou must be carefree.
Except maybe Eirin, who's just there to cover up for Kaguya who's extracarefree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579328
Make the hair short and blond and she's my waifu forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578543
Add some colors with the bucket tool and this could pass as a PC-98 character

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579496

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579302

Sorry, was eating.
Here you are, fifteen-minute Cuelebre.

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

This is Zius, she has power over lighting and everything ancient greek

she also has the power to fuck anything

she is a loli

she has a greek colum, a greek pot and a hydra as pets

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5579599
oh wow, looks awesome

[Anonymous No.]

This is Moeko Tegami. She is blind and will love me for my personality. Her ability is going to the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5578807
This one actually looks like one of the PC-98 characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579631

I d'awwwed.

You play Umineko, don't you? That diagonal row of bows just screams 'MARIA'

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579650
I don't, actually, it's just a shitty version of this dress:
http://cgi.ebay.com/DOLL-CLOTHES-DRESS-HAT-fit-American-Girl-Kit-Molly-Mia-/370405263685?cmd=ViewIte
m&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item563ddfc945

[Anonymous No.]

This is my touhou.
Her name is Ryuka Kexigela.
She entertains the souls great heroes who fell to the might of the great seas.
They say if you stare at her dress for long enough you will begin to drown.

[Anonymous No.]

MARY HART

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579631
Is she wearing a mortarboard? haha

[Anonymous No.]

it enters underground and fuck with a rat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579777

More frills and laces on the dress, fatter face and more bows and ribbons possibly lace on the shoes, and you have got yourself a Grade A touhou

[Anonymous No.]

I am bad at names, but I based this off of Á Bao A Qu. This is a mythical creature that reportedly lives on the Tower of Victory in Chitor. Whenever someone tries to climb the tower, the Á Bao A Qu, normally sleeping on the very first step, awakens and starts to stalk him. It cannot be noticed at first, for it is an invisible, blob-like creature with tentacles, but as the climber rises it starts gaining color, giving of a blue light.

Only if the climber reaches the top and achieves Nirvana can Á Bao A Qu become a complete being. If the climber fails, the creature tumbles all the way down the stairs. once again becoming a transparent blob, where it waits for another climber. Only once did the creature ever reach the top of the tower.

I found that kind of cute, so here's my meager drawing skill. The hair and tentacles are from the depiction of the creature. The tentacles of this critter are apparently not disgusting or slimy, they feel like peach fuzz. Her ability, in accordance with the creature's myth, is to locate those able to reach enlightenment. She can also turn invisible to stalk those individuals.

The circular thing on her dress is a horrible attempt to draw a Dharmacakra.

[Anonymous No.]

I am bad at names so she has none. I based this off of Á Bao A Qu. This is a mythical creature that reportedly lives on the Tower of Victory in Chitor. Whenever someone tries to climb the tower, the Á Bao A Qu, normally sleeping on the very first step, awakens and starts to stalk him. It cannot be noticed at first, for it is an invisible, blob-like creature with tentacles, but as the climber rises it starts gaining color, giving of a blue light.

Only if the climber reaches the top and achieves Nirvana can Á Bao A Qu become a complete being. If the climber fails, the creature tumbles all the way down the stairs. once again becoming a transparent blob, where it waits for another climber. Only once did the creature ever reach the top of the tower.

I found that kind of cute, so here's my meager drawing skill. The hair and tentacles are from the depiction of the creature. The tentacles of this critter are apparently not disgusting or slimy, they feel like peach fuzz. Her ability, in accordance with the creature's myth, is to locate those able to reach enlightenment. She can also turn invisible to stalk those individuals.

The circular thing on her dress is a horrible attempt to draw a Dharmacakra. She has no eyes, she wears a blindfold to hide the fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579720
yes she came from japan and accidentally went to gensokoy because shes best friends with reimu

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579865
And this is her last spell card, right?

...I'll leave now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579865
That circular thing looks like the chaos symbol.

[Anonymous No.]

man this was fun

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5579924
....you mean is not the eight pointed star?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579924
Yeah, noticed that too. Dharmacakra looks like the Chaos symbol to begin with, anyway.

So, would she be Slaaneshi or Tzeentchian?

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5579959
Khrone

[Anonymous No.]

Erin Rio is a timid youkai wearing a meido outfit who wouldn't dare harm a fly... until you laughed (either with her or at her, it doesn't matter); then she reveals her true nature as a blood-thirsty Harionna, a youkai that manipulates her hair to fight, and each and every one of those hair strands has a razor-sharp hook tip.

I think I tried too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580025
I like the ahoge.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Liza Whitechapel, she has the power to give people terrible ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, what happened to Liza Whitechapel? Undelete her, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580041
I could get you a much better version if you like (much better as in via scanner and not a horrible camera). And I have three others like this, too.

[sage No.]

liza whitechapel
power to give people terrible ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580143
Post the others. please. I like people basing Touhous off of mythological creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580161
Certainly.

Dayo Kenpa is a lower mountain tengu, considered a hick by those living higher up such as Aya and Hatate. She has a kind-of double ponytail, but otherwise she's just a run-of-the-mill tengu.

I recently noticed either she has a knee cap problem or long thighs, so...

[Anonymous No.]

Nemu Kuro is a rokurokubi, a youkai with a really stretchy neck. She loves to cook, but is often running from her shipmate Chio so she doesn't eat everything. Nemu's left eye is fake, losing it from a previous unknown cooking accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580153

I really like the clothes.
Everything except the face is actually pretty nicely drawn.
I'm glad you reposted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580153
Lambdadelta what are you doing there isn't your normal dress frilly enough

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, Chio Nara, the local medic (and glutton). She's a futakuchionna, and as such she not only has a second mouth on the back of her head (hidden by her beret) but her hair is sentient and belongs to the same mindset as the second mouth. She's also a yangire, ready to kill anyone and happily turn their corpses into snacks. The ferocity of Yuka with the gluttony of Yuyuko, yessir.

[Anonymous No.]

Power over income tax. Got lazy at the end there. Don't care enough to give her a name.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont forget, you should get drunk for this to be truly succesfull

[Anonymous No.]

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

so.....who is actually wanting to play a game with all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580428
"All of them" would be difficult, given the number of time this thread has been done

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580428
SSB style

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>5580479
fine

a saga of games then

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580428
If you can program, pick a bunch and fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

Her hat can grow flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

Shi'issen Hiun (紫一閃・飛雲)
Hiun is a Tennyo, and is the lead sentry of her Lady's magical upside-down tower.
Her obligatory hat is an aviator hat complete with goggles and a pinwheel on top. Her bottom clothes are only very dense "clouds" that can support weight and allow her to float etc; think Latiku.
She has the ability to manipulate the atmosphere, hence the clouds and throwing lightning bolts. Shifts pressure around her to fly at very high speeds.

I put way too much thought into this.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't even know what I was thinking here. She's evil, wears a hat, and likes to punch stuff with pudgy fists of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580555
zun's gonna steal your shit and put it in the next game.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Opelia.

She has manipulation of botchalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580555
I absolutely love it.

Send it to Zun.

[Anonymous No.]

ciel sunnyrain
power to control the weather

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS OPRAH AND SHE HAS THE POWER OVER FAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580879
COLORED.

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't think of anything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5581028
Exhibitionist on a cloud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580787
botulism

[Anonymous No.]

>>5580428
It's pretty possible using Danmakufu touhou coding program, problem is: It's a pain to actually create games, so at the best scenarios it would be possible creating the boss fights with spellcards and graphics and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5581215
I re-read my own sentence and found out something was missing: It will be possible to create separate boss fights for each character, but it will be really, really a pain to create a whole game with common fairies shooting at you, scripted entraces and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5581254

Only the bosses are important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5581254
I'm proficient in Danmakufu. Believe me, it sucks. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5581411
What I'm saying is that it IS possible to code out some bosses, but not a whole fucking game.

[Anonymous No.]

This is Shinkuu Anaboko

Her power is super sucking. She is able to use her countless number of holes all over her body (Primary ones are eyes, mouth and armpits although there are more) to suck in enemy danmaku and then launch it all right back at them in a concentrated beam that never hits because its slow and she's always too busy sucking to actually have the screen filled up with other bullets in advance.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5581956


>Her power is super sucking.

GLORIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>5581956
I don't know why, but she just screams yume nikki.

[Anonymous No.]

Japonanon Personko

Ability to troll and stay online lurking in a forum for a day without taking any break. Normally she lurks and posts normally. But once her wear her "trolling" mask, any post she made will make the topic of a thread derailed. Furthermore, from that on, only shitstorms are ensued until the end.

EX-Boss.

[Anonymous No.]

Kuso Miso

she has a prosthetic leg and shoots turtles out of her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>5573915
That's brilliant!
But what's her normal form? ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582161
That's her normal form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582114
I like how she's a troll face drawn over and has another troll face as a cap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582142
amazing technique...

[Anonymous No.]

This is Nippi Blasterforce, she has the ability to go into dreams and bring what ever is in them into reality.

Future hax character do not steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582335
Not interested. Keep it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582335
That character is going to be godlike once she gets hold of some of Eirin's dream pills.

[Anonymous No.]

Tami Peppermint. A midboss before meeting the Midboss. Likes cherry and the smell of wet soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582142
Best character here

[Anonymous No.]

kawaiiiiii~

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5571165
>>See that troll picture? The one giving horrible drawing advice?

Sir you couldn't be more wrong about this.

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN will end up stealing at least half of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582823

even the ones that say do not steal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582807
SCIENCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582807
Monoko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582807
Monoko is so moe.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsurai Mijiiro

SHE CAN CHANGE THE TEXT IN ANY BOOK EVER AND GROW WINGS WHENEVER SHE WANTS

[Anonymous No.]

Tsurai Mijiiro

SHE CAN CHANGE THE TEXT IN ANY BOOK EVER AND GROW WINGS WHENEVER SHE WANTS

[Anonymous No.]

yo dawg this is kabuko or some japanese name shit
she's a rhinoceros beetle youkai
she makes things decay so she can eat them om nom nom

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582943
too good for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite OP's instructions, this was still fucking annoying to make because I'm using MS paint on a mousepad...
What does /jp/ think her name and powers should be?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread on autosage yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583107
looks kinda like Rocko

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583145
Alright, I've decided on a random-ish name now.
Rokiko Odomimi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583145
What?..
How the fuck does that look like Rocko?

[Anonymous No.]

Her name is Masano Illuminati and her power is to print money and create conspiracy theories within secret organizations

[Anonymous No.]

She shoots bullets with the slingshot idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583185
the muzzle haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583200
Looks like a fusion of Blossom and Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583200
HELGA IS THAT YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583272
Not tsun enough to be Helga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583272
>>5583200

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not good enough to do a shitty zun imitation drawing ;_;
My hands are really unsteady

[Anonymous No.]

yawa kasumi
manipulates water
yada yada

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583304
excuses, excuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583332
Would be more accurate to say "power to manipulate things that manipulate water".

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583351
well said

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583304
Can you seriously not draw at the level of this image?
..Seriously?
You're typing correctly aren't you?

I call her Teriko Mokikokizokubo

[Anonymous No.]

>>5582114
/JP/?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583482
Okay, I lol'd. You won this time, worm spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583482
Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone link this thread on 2ch's Touhou board.

Pretty please?

[Anonymous No.]

Heh, glad this thread's alive. I wanted to do one yesterday but didn't have the time.

inb4 image limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584053

It shall be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584053
That's a bad idea and you should feel bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584066
But if it's funny, who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584066
Well, the point is to draw BAD art. So 2ch can't look down on people who are trying to do their very worst?

I think they'd like to see how even gaijin Touhou fans can have fun with some OC, even if they do it in their own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584059 here

Kyouko.

Carries a lantern for no apparent reason.
Danmaku focuses on making the heroine stick to the top of the screen rather than the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584118
Did she steal her hat from Iku?

[Anonymous No.]

I want H-Doujin of at least half a dozen of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584169

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is the evidence that /jp/ is full of uncreative mind but is willing to work hard as long as it is something not to be taken seriously.

I didn't know whether I should pity or proud of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584195
You should be proud.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the fact I suck at drawing makes mine even better, following this actually improved my art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584200
you are right. Considering THIS IS /jp/ after all.

[Anonymous No.]

No name, power over plants. It looks way too manly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584344
Her name is Noe

[Anonymous No.]

>>5579579

[Nadie No.]

>>5584205
Chullo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5583272
>not tsun enough to be helga
>implying inferior baka gaijin cartoon has tsuns

wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>5585902
Red arrow? You know, there's a famous tale where the deity Omono-nushi transformed himself into an arrow and shot himself up the vagina of a beautiful princess (Jimmu's mother-in-law, Seyadatara-hime. ) while she was taking a crap (it's how Cupid works in Japan). Since clearly that's nothing unusual, Seyadatara-hime took the arrow home with her, whereupon the arrow-deity turned into a handsome prince and married her. Is she based on that fellow?

Living within your wife is not unknown to animals, though, green spoonworm and Osedax boneworm females feature miniature harems within them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5586133

[Anonymous No.]

Name: Tisumu Auau

Power: Tisumu Auau, while unrelated to any of Ryukishi07's works, has the power to give anyone who dares venture into her secret lair, filled with dakimakura, really bad visual novels, and various fecal matter on the floor, a certain mystical, magical developmental disorder that has been popularized recently by /jp/.

It has been said that one day a young boy named Satoshi Taijiri ventured into her lair, and he returned only being able to say the word "Pikachu". Approach with caution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5586551
Besides the giant neck, she actually looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I call it Nasumi Kabu, and it has the power to conceal things.

[Anonymous No.]

Kabuko the rhinoceros beetle youkai returns in color.
She wishes to decay all your fruit so that she can eat it.

Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Better not look at this thread late at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>If you have any skill at drawing- IGNORE IT
>If you are proud of your finished work- YOU DID IT WRONG

guess those rules aren't applied anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5586864
What a dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>If you have any skill at drawing- IGNORE IT
>If you are proud of your finished work- YOU DID IT WRONG

[Anonymous No.]

I just can't decide on a name for my original character do not steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5587011
Quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

i present jaaku na cho. she has the ability to bend time and space which she will use to polinate the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5587011
I'm flattered you feel that way, but I'm not exactly proud of the drawing and nor do I consider it a good picture. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5584078
Turns out they're too busy drawing their own.
http://may.2chan.net/40/res/2032092.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>5587463
Considering you missed the whole point of the thread, I wouldn't be proud too.