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Would you date Tewi?

>> No.5568105
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"All of the male humans avoid me, and whenever I want to mate, they all think it's a joke!
I mean, I'm a female rabbit. There are times I want it too, but everyone thinks I'm just a kid. Even the youngsters make fun of me, saying I'm too old to be

doing this stuff.
I get frustrated, and I have to take it out on something, so I play pranks on people.
At some point in time I became known as a mischievious rabbit.
Funny story, right? No one wants to mate with me, they all think it's a joke. It's been like that for the last few thousand years now...
I...
Have no choice but to be a mischievious rabbit!"

>> No.5568228

It'd feel weird, but, sure.

>> No.5569480

>>5568105
Poor Tewi

>> No.5569495

No but I would rape her.

>> No.5569590

If you date Tewi, I bet you'd get lucky often.

>> No.5569652
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>>5568075
If I did, would I get the absolute guarantee that Kotohime won't bust my ass and arrest me for pedophilia and child molestation?

>> No.5570273
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>>5569652
>tewi
>child

>> No.5570284

Dating Tewi = insta NTR

>> No.5570294
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I would always date Tewi. Frankly, I'd be flattered.

>> No.5570301

I would wait in the car for hours for her to get out of her rabbit hole, but she would keep on saying "A few more minutes." Later I find out it was a recording.

>> No.5570314

yes, with my penis

>> No.5570317
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5570317

Would you date Murasa?

>> No.5570324

>>5570317

Oh god yes.

>> No.5570331

It would be enjoyable. She's always messing around so you'd have to take most things light hearted. You'll probably get a threesome with a drugged Reisen as well

>> No.5570337

>>5570317
There no real reason not to.

>> No.5570338

I prefer the blonde lolis
So no.

>> No.5570343

Would you date a female?

>> No.5570346

>>5570317
Salty pussy? No thanks

>> No.5570358

>>5570337
You think that now, but when she goes ghost form in the middle of sex...

>> No.5570360

>>5570358
ghost blowjob woo-hoo~

>> No.5570365

>>5570358

Unless your piledriving her on top of a hardwood floor you should be ok.

>> No.5570369

>>5570358
Good. don't have to pull out

>> No.5570405

>>5570346
salt preserves the purity, enhances flavor

>> No.5570423

havn't seen this thread in awhile.

blah blah blah of age, blah blah blah interesting, blah blah blah not a virgin.

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>>5568075
Only if she brings delicious cake.

>> No.5570487

I don't think I've ever been as desperate for a girl as I am now. My standards are at their lowest.

I would date Tewi, and I would do things with her feet.

>> No.5570513

>>5570478
What's with her expression?

>> No.5570527
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Would you date Reisen?

>> No.5570530

>>5570513
that's not icing

>> No.5570531

>>5570478
I would full well eat that cake, even knowing how she frosted it.

>> No.5570532

>>5570513
And what's with that... Steam? And why does that cake smell so funny?

Is this some kind of prank? Do I really want to eat this cake?

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>>5570530
Oh my!

>> No.5570540

>>5570527
I would.

>> No.5570541
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5570541

Of course I would date her again.
Here's Tewi and I at a haunted house. When she gets anxious her ears stand up and her tail twitches nervously. It's cute.

>> No.5570550

It depends

How long can Tewi hold her breath?

>> No.5570556
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>>5570541
And here's Tewi and I watching some fireworks from our suite balcony at Disney land. Nobody even looks twice at a girl with bunny ears if you take her to an amusement park. Hiding in plain sight is a pretty good trick, even for Tewi.

>> No.5570560

>>5570541
Does she shit all over the place like a real scared rabbit

or does she just fall down and have massive vaginal seizures and flood the room with her cum

>> No.5570564

I'd probably date most Touhou

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>>5570560

>> No.5570592

>>5570564
Same here. Though I am really desperate.

I'd date crazy Koishi, gloomy Patchy, HURK Yuugi...

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>>5570564

>> No.5570604

>>5570592
Don't forget Flan.

>> No.5570609

What would her armpits taste like?

>> No.5570610

>>5570564
I'd date anything, but nothing would date me.

;_;

>> No.5570617

>>5570610
Don't worry boof. You'll always have /jp/ to cheer you up.

>> No.5570628

>>5570358

You can already experience that with either Yuyuko or Youmu.

>> No.5570629

>>5570610
Same here.

>> No.5570634
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>>5570560
Neither. After all she lives in a land of youkai. She's not really scared. She's just being cute and flirting. It is a date after all.

>> No.5570645

>>5570610
Sure it would, post a thing on craigslist.

MALE WITH MONEY SEEKS GIRL

and get stampeded.

>> No.5570646

>>5570617
that's why i post here, /jp/ is my only source of happiness

oh god never leave me /jp/.

>> No.5570657
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5570657

Tewi's just a stupid fucking unhygienic whore who goes around lifting her dress in public to scratch her extremely hairy vagina and piss and shit on the sidewalk

Give me a seasoned woman like Yuyuko

>> No.5570660

>>5570646
just don't post anymore buttplug vids

>> No.5570685

>>5570660
I posted buttplug videos?

>> No.5570691

>>5570657
>seasoned woman like Yuyuko
Tewi is most likely older than Yuyuko

>> No.5570702
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Does Tewi even like guys?

>> No.5570704

>>5570691
I mean mentally

Actually Yuyuko would probably sound mildly retarded when you fuck her but that's pretty hot imo

>> No.5570713

>>5570560
Have a heart attack and die like most rabbits that get the shit frightened out of them I assume.

>> No.5570729

Now I want to see Tewi have a seizure and flood a room with her vaginal fluids.

>> No.5570730

>>5570704
The White Inaba is more mature and has a more centuries of trolling under her belt.

>> No.5570764

>>5570702
Well, she does seem to like human kids, at least. I've seen her leading them back to the human village.

...Wait. You don't suppose...?

>> No.5570918

>>5570764
Yup they play hide and seek and other children's games together.

>> No.5570945

I'd take her to the casino.

>> No.5570959

>>5570586
OK... that's quite amazing if someone could pull that stunt in real-life...

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>>5570995

>> No.5571055

How clean would she be
You know, her being a rabbit and all, worms are probably growing near her ass

>> No.5571058

>>5571055
Pills can cure that now.

>> No.5571094

>>5570478
/r/ original set

>> No.5571096

Does Tewi have loli flexibility?

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>>5571094

>> No.5571129

whatever it would take for her to let me stroke her ears ;_;

>> No.5571138

>>5571112
):

>> No.5571151

>>5571112
is that mochi

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>>5571112

>> No.5571167

>>5571112
tewi stop it ;__;

>> No.5571176

>>5571112
Is that frosting? Tell me it's frosting.

She just put frosting up her butt no big deal hahahah...

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>>5570730
I agree, but good luck getting her to show you her mature side. It's for emergencies only.

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>>5571167
Nya~ Nya~

>> No.5571209

>>5571176
She's frosting with the semen collected from 100 men.

>> No.5571213

I don't know about Tewi as a waifu... I don't want too many children....

>> No.5571225

>>5571112
/r/ original ):

>> No.5571240

>>5571197
stop denigrating my pure tewi ;_;

>> No.5571242

>>5570603
Wait.. If you look closely.. are those tears welling up in her eyes?

>> No.5571244 [SPOILER] 
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>>5571225
DELICIOUS FROSTING

>> No.5571255
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>>5570764

>> No.5571260

>>5571255
So she's a shotacon.

>> No.5571277

>>5571260
No! Tewi isn't so irresponsible as to corrupt little boys!

>> No.5571282

>>5571277
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.5571301

>>5571282
Why would I stop telling myself the truth?

>> No.5571313

>>5571301
>he thinks its the truth

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>>5571244
Next part. Who could resist that cake?

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>>5571260
>>5571277
>>5571282
>>5571301
>>5571313

>Implying males exist in Gensokyo

>> No.5571349

>>5571342
>implying ZUN has not explicitly stated that there are males in Gensokyo

>> No.5571355

>>5568075
I will date her if, and ONLY if she promises not to eat Haruhi.

>> No.5571357

>>5571342
>Human village
>Youki Konpaku
>Rinnosuke
>Me

>> No.5571371

>>5571357
>Me
Can I join?

>> No.5571384 [DELETED] 

>>5571371
You've got to smoke you Yukari enough to make her see shit.

PROTIP: Lace it with lsd.

>> No.5571410

>>5571371
No.

>> No.5571412

>>5571357
>Human village
All women

>Youki Konpaku
Female dwarf

>Rinnosuke
Flat-chested woman

>Me
Go back to bed, Buront.

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>>5568075
Tewi..... an 1300 year old girl.... but feels like a 13 yo one.....


What about a date with Sanae?

>> No.5571440

>>5571421
Tewi wouldn't feel 13 at all if she took you seriously.

>> No.5571467

>>5571412
Wow, the denial in this faggot is strong. Did you forget Marisa had a dad?

>> No.5571478

I'd date Patchy, but we'd probably end up sitting in the library reading books instead.

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>>5571440
>>Tewi
>>she took you seriously
->runtime error

>> No.5571505

>"All of the male humans avoid me, and whenever I want to mate, they all think it's a joke!
I wouldn't think of it as a joke ;_;

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If she came up to you like this, you'd all fall in love with her

>> No.5571538

>>5571521
I already am in love with her. That would send me into moebeetus-induced shock.

>> No.5571541

>>5571467
>Marisa had a dad

Shit would be too confusing if she called both of her parents 'mom'. Since one wore pants, she was referred to as 'dad'.

>> No.5571545

>>5571357
Lies. All of them.

>> No.5571553

ITT faggots jealous that there are actual men in Gensokyo fucking their pure touhous

seriously gtfo purefags

>> No.5571556

>>5571498
If.. if I was the Yama Tewi would take me seriously!!! *runs off crying*

>> No.5571600

>>5571553
Nobody can say whether they've been fucked or not and it doesn't matter either way because they're video game characters and the point is for them to be moe, not for you to 'realistically' consider the supposed truth of their sex life, so all of you, just shut up.

>> No.5571606

>>5571553
I've accepted there are males in Gensokyo. I don't think there are any males that are strong enough to try to hook up with anyone. My Touhou is still pure.

>> No.5571618

>>5571606
Youki Konpaku must've been pretty powerful, though.

>> No.5571626 [DELETED] 

>>5571618
Did it with a normal human

>> No.5571621

>>5571478
>I'd date Patchy, but we'd probably end up sitting in the library reading books instead.
That sounds like a good time to me.

>> No.5571629

>>5571606
Youmu, at least, can be taken out by a small pile of snow. Raping her would be so easy.

>> No.5571630

>>5571606
>implying strength is required to hook up with anyone
Have you ever lived in the real world before, or are you a complete social retard?

>> No.5571645

>>5571630
>doubt a person's social retardation
>the retard has conviction that "his" touhous are pure
You don't need to ask that question. It's obvious.

>> No.5571651

>>5571630
>implying a fantasy world where youkai and humans fly around shooting magical bullets can be compared to our world

>> No.5571658

>>5571651
>implying there isn't a concept of strong and weak in our world

>> No.5571681

>>5571658
>implying again that our world can't be compared to a fantasy world
Their views could be different from ours. It's an unknown so fans make their own version of what's right and wrong until it's officially said from the creator.

>> No.5571703

>>5571681
>Their views could be different from ours
>basing his entire belief on the unknown
>implying that's a real good excuse to be a jealous faggot

>> No.5571729

>>5571681
They can fuck whoever they want to fuck, weak or strong don't matter for shit. They can only want strong reliable men, or they can go for shotas. Seriously, stop being a social recluse.

>> No.5571730

>IMPLYING WAR?
>IMPLYING TOUHOU=REALITY
>IMPLYING TOUHOUS ARE PURE
>IMPLYING TOUHOUS ARE SIMILAR TO REAL PEOPLE IN TERMS OF PERSONALITY
>IMPLYING THEY AREN'T

>> No.5571733

>implying either one of you have ever touched a real life vagina

>> No.5571749 [DELETED] 

>>5571730
They are (a) troll(s).

>> No.5571748

>>5571733
>implying you can't pay for an hour of sex with a day's worth of wages

>> No.5571751

huge dix

>> No.5571752

OP- NO as I don't want to be 'booked for bestiality'

>> No.5571753

Sure is butthurt in here. Don't know why fags argue about their version of touhou

>> No.5571779

>>5571730
Those are all (a) troll('s) posts.

>> No.5571845

>>5571753
It is a relatively recent form of mental retardation that has yet to be given a proper title.

So far, doctors have just been going by the tentative title "faggotry".

>> No.5571883

Why is Tewi such a bitch?

>> No.5571940

ITT: Some samefag troll that hates/prefers Tewi fans.

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