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Yukari loves the footy and a pint of bitter in her local with a few mates, she also loves the Sony PlayStation 3TM gaming console and is excited about the world cup, which is convenient as she has a crackin' pair of world cups herself! Phwoar! Grab a butcher's at these jubblies as you're walking up the apples to give me trouble and strife a quick shag, mate

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>> No.5564762

>>5564732
Heh, I kinda giggled.

>> No.5564773

I have no idea what you just said.

>> No.5564780

What rude world cups!

>> No.5564782

>>5564773
Those british. You can never understand 'em.

>> No.5564815

>>5564782

>My face when an Englishman called Cirno a Niney Winey in front of me.

>> No.5564817

>>5564773
I'll translate.

Yukari loves football and a pint of beer at the local bar with a few friends, she also loves the PS3 and is excited about the world cup, which is convenient as she has large breasts (breasts have cup sizes, and world class would indicate quite large)! Whoa! [Go ahead and try having sex with her, man.]

>> No.5564840

For a second there I thought The Sun had written an article on touhou.

>> No.5564858

>as you're walking up the apples to give me trouble and strife a quick shag, mate

The hell? This isn't an english saying.

>> No.5564877

>>5564858
Well, "a quick shag, mate" was the only thing English about it.

>> No.5564888

>>5564858
GET UP THEM APPLES!

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> Grab a butcher's at these jubblies as you're walking up the apples to give me trouble and strife a quick shag, mate
I'm British and I have no fucking clue what this means

>> No.5564898

Blimey, if you can't see Yukari's a good old tart, mate, you need your bloody eyes checked! I'd do her in a Liverpool second!

>> No.5564906

>>5564896
You might be British, good sir, but by my honour I declare you are no son of England!

>> No.5564912

>>5564896
BANNED!

PEDO!

>> No.5564913

>>5564896
I am as well and I can understand it...

I guess being in the gun-capital helps.

>> No.5564925

>>5564913
Nottingham boy, eh? Good on yer!

Watch out for tossers with knives AND guns. There was a bloke who got stabbed AND shot the other day.

>> No.5564955

Oh for fucks sake

>Grab a butcher's at these jubblies as you're walking up the apples to give me trouble and strife a quick shag, mate

means

>Take a look at these tits as you're walking up the stairs to give my wife a quick fuck, pal.

I'm a northerner and even I know a little cockney rhyming slang:

butcher's = butcher's hook = look

apples = apples and pairs = stairs

trouble and strife = wife

jubblies = tits, but it comes from lovely jubbly, which is an expression of approval of the current situation.

Don't ask why cockney rhyming slang exists; as far as I know it's something to do with Londoners trying to conceal information from the police and come up with retarded little rhymes.

>> No.5564970

ONE OF YOU PIKEYS WELD THAT BLOODY DOOR

>> No.5564979

>>5564955
>as far as I know it's something to do with Londoners...
EAST Londoners. Don't associate the rest of us with that filth.

>> No.5564981

>>5564979
No-one actually speaks cockney nowadays, though. It's a dying "art".

>> No.5564993

/jp/ - English slangs

>> No.5564995

>>5564979
Oh look, a West-end fag impying he's superior again.
get a real job toff.

>> No.5565002

>>5564995
butthurt cockney detected

>> No.5565006

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vGqge6YdtOnz5Glif

>> No.5565012

This is the most interesting thread on the front page

>> No.5565014

>>5564955
So everything is based on stuff that rhythm?
Thats pretty cool

>> No.5565038

>>5565014

Meh, maybe it's cool. I just find British slang to be rather embarrassing and cringe a little when I hear it spoken in front of foreigners.

>> No.5565039

>>5564995
Why, yes I DO earn more than £600 per week, thank you very much!

>> No.5565101

>>5565039
>Why, yes I DO earn more than £600 per week, thank you very much!
>At least half a year worth of living expenses.
>Probably spends it all on dakimakura
I wish i could envy you to death

>> No.5565137

>>5565101
Why? You wouldn't inherit his dakimakura.

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ugh.

Go to bed, "Chris" "Beer"

>> No.5565162

It's funny because I have no clue if people actually speak like that.

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>>5565101
>greentexting
You're doing well! But no, currently I'm paying off my FUCKING STUDENT LOAAAAAN

>> No.5565245

>>5565162

No-one I've met in real life uses that many rhyming slang expressions, and Cockney is slowly being replaced by some weird Jamaican hybrid.

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>>5565162
Dialects can be quite funny things, i think i talk like any normal person, but the brummies cant understand a bloody word i say.
Also scousers, wtfamihearing.wav

>> No.5567425

This is the greatest thread.

>> No.5567457

>>5565347

One of my american friends insists he can't understand shit when I talk over mic.

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