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5558255 No.5558255 [Reply] [Original]

Me on the right

>> No.5558258

Reported.

>> No.5558262

Hijiri was such a slutty girl for her brother.

>> No.5558280

Why so gradient hair?

>> No.5558284

>>5558280
why not?

>> No.5558290

>>5558258
Reported

>> No.5558313
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>>5558255
My son is a lazy bastard, my daughter is a traitorous wench, and now acts of incest!?! I must meditate or I will die of disappointment.

>> No.5558318

>>5558290
You are reported.

>> No.5558330

>>5558262
No u

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>>5558318
Reported for being the worst tripfag on /jp/

>> No.5558413

Myouren was fucking awesome. He was this lazy hikikomori monk who wouldn't leave his mountain temple even if the Emperor himself personally ordered it. He didn't even go out to get food, he had a flying magical bowl that he sent out to gather alms. It would stand there whirling like a stone frisbee until you put some food in it, and one time some dude locked it in a silo by accident. Hungry and quite likely very pissed off, Myouren left the temple and worked his Buddhist magic to leave the silo flying, grains and all. When the owner of the silo asked it back, Myouren did the right thing and flipped him off to retreat to his temple and presumably fap to scrolls depicting 2D women.

Being a worshipper of Bishamonten (or was is Acala? Probably Bishamonten. ), he also had protective spirits in form of little boys in his service, the most famous ones being the begging bowl itself and one with swords dangling out of his neck. Make those into girls and you have the average /jp/ user.

In short, Myouren is one of us.

>> No.5558537

me in the middle

>> No.5559028
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5559028

Superior

>> No.5559057

Of course, OP's pic could never happen.
Myouren was too nice a guy to become a youkai.
Isn't it sad, Byakuren?

>> No.5559177

youkai go to hell

>> No.5559294
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>In an interview with ZUN, he states that Myouren was originally meant to be the final boss of UFO, but he decided against it because "It would be weird to have an old man as the last boss in Touhou".

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Byakuren is a good girl.

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>> No.5559434

>>5559294
"It would be weird to have a male as boss in Touhou".

>> No.5559461

>>5559434
Yeah. It would be. ZUN's judgment is sound.

>> No.5559474

sisbro incest in my touhou?

sounds delicious, man

>> No.5559486

Myouren x Byakuren is canon.

>> No.5559490

Myouren is dead and he's never, ever coming back.

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>>5559490
Excellent

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>>5559486

It is. But there can always be fantasies.

>> No.5559643

>>5559486
No, it isn't ;_;

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